>tfw I will never find a fembot in South Australia to be my gf

>fembot
They don't exist you cheeky cunt
Go to the beach like a normal ass person

>>35469940
South Australia is trash. Not as trash as Victoria tho

>>35469977
The closest beach is an hours drive from me, and I do not have the body for the beach.
I do quite often go for drives along the beach though.

>I once wore a suit to the beach and everyone looked at me like I was out of my mind

>>35469978
Not going to argue with that. Just stuck living here for now.

>>35470014
What if you took walks along the beach? You would literally have a beach body.

>>35469940
>tfw I will never find a fembot in South Australia to be my gf
BRISBANE

>>35469977
Get out of here, Chad. Some of us hate that sandy normie fest despite being stuck on this prisoner island.

>>35470025
People would look at me and I'd get sand in my car.

I had a Western Australian egf and I'm Euro

>>35470093
>People would look at me
Take off your shirt too and try to look as gross as possible
>I'd get sand in my car
Someday you might track a girl in, too

>>35470166
>Take off your shirt too and try to look as gross as possible
nope.avi not going to happen. I'm not comfortable with my appearance.

>Someday you might track a girl in, too
I know what you're getting at, but the situation's so unlikely. and even so what am I meant to do then?
>yeah girl, it's just an hours drive back to my parents house, then (if they're not home) we can do it.

>>35470216
Normies just dont understand hey

>>35470216
>I'm not comfortable with my appearance.
Post your gross man titties. Do it faggot

>>35470288
No.
>>35470279
>tfw trapped in-between worlds.
will never be a real normie but can't commit to being a total robot.

>>35470360
This is why you will always have nogf

>>35470397
yeah, you're pretty much right about that now.

was sort of seeing a girl a few months back but things went bad pretty quickly.

Burger here. Why are australian women so fucking hot

God damn

Australian women are some of the most boring, normie women out there. The Australian womens "interests"
>menial shit their friends did
>celebrities
>bragging
>gossip
>shit heard a thousand times before

>>35469940

>tfw I'll never have a qt straya cunt bf


Burgerland sucks.

>>35470941
Here's a lesson for you you idiot.

All women are like that. What you think there's a special magical land where women have personalities?

All women are the same on the inside. The only difference between them is how attractive they are.

>>35470972
You can have them desu, Australian men are meatheads.

>>35470995

Heh. I see what you did there.