Last thread died, go hug your sister anon Tell her you love her too

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>>35469324
My sister's on the other side of the continent

My sister died of leukemia last year. Shit sucks.

My sister is not little or cute :(

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>>35469343
>My sister died of leukemia last year.

May the lingering warmth of her final hug keep your warm forever, anon.

Here's the last post from HSG who was in a pretty emotional conversation before going.

>>35466211

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>>35469324
my sister go to another country to 'study'

>>35469343
get a shovel then.

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Here's that thing from Ghost Recon

I talked to my mom alone a bit last night, watched them sleep for a bit, then got between and slept with them
Now it's just her and I here

>>35466211
>Thank you for understanding.
So how are her grades in school, helping her might be a good way to help both your problems, she gets to be around her big bro and you get to help her on her path to a brighter future

>>35469324
>go hug your sister
No

Poor HSG hes trying to hard to be a good guy and his sister is not making it any easier

>>35470805
>I talked to my mom alone a bit last night
About what? if you don't mind sharing

>then got between and slept with them
Ahhh that's cute, hope that doesn't piss off your mother.

My sister hates me and when I approach she always gets angry

>>35471551
that attitude depends on her age, how old is she?

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>tfw sister is a fucking roastie
No, she brought, and continues to bring shame upon our family.

>>35471516
>About what? if you don't mind sharing
She sort of sympathized, I guess she realized how strong my feelings are. We just sat on my bed
>Ahhh that's cute, hope that doesn't piss off your mother.
No she laughed a little and we all snuggled

>HSG trying to give his sister everything
If only it were that simple, we'd all have everything.

>>35470992
There isn't much I can help her with school wise. She's a genius. I have helped her study but it was all things like quizzing her to prepare. She has me outmatched with school.

>>35471990
That's great then, encourage her to keep doing great i guess

>>35471990
>she woke me up by moving out from my arms and said "I'm still mad at you, go sleep in the living room."
This made me laugh way more than it should have.
Have you managed to speak to her?

>>35472121
It's one of the main reasons I'm pushing as hard as I am to give her the best opportunities possible. She just gets it with so much ease.

>>35472174
I was defeated after that moment. She still came and woke me up in the morning though. I guess she can try to be upset but she still wants to stroke my hair and kiss me on the cheek. Benefits of being the "chased" in a one-sided incest romance I guess.

We talked a little, I managed to get it out that she would rather have me stay away from dating for now. I'm not sure what I'm going to do. She's pretty much said, "Don't date or I'm not happy" so I'm basically picking between appeasing her and cutting it off from the flirty nurse or telling her to suck it up. I would prefer to make her happy, but I actually like this girl a fair bit. I'm still not sure what I'm going to do.

>>35472288
>Don't date or I'm not happy
Did she really have to tell you this for you to know this? I thought it was pretty obvious.
You know what? I see you saying you're like her dad, but that prince you mentioned? That's you. It's always been you. That's just how she sees you. Now, you may not be royalty, but the other 2 things? You can't say you're not.

>>35472288
How can you teach her how to be happy and successful if you can't do what is needed for your own success and happiness? If you let that one through her demands will simply escalate until you're basically her slave.

>>35472288
That's a really hard choice. Essentially pump and dump the nurse, or have your sister be sad. Talk it over with the nurse whenever you can.

>>35472288
>she still wants to stroke my hair and kiss me on the cheek
>She's pretty much said, "Don't date or I'm not happy"
Why is she so goddamm adorable.

>telling her to suck it up.
I'd have to go with this one and just not tell her when you're going on dates or not be all 'lovey-dovey' in front of her.

>>35472361
To be honest the main reason I started dating so quickly was in hopes that I get lucky and find someone to be with long term and help take care of her in the long haul. Obviously to her though it's "just be with me instead I don't need you to get someone."

>>35472365
What?

>>35472390
I'm not sure how to talk about it though. I don't want it to seem like there's something she should be worried about. I might be able to skew it into something about having a bad childhood and daddy problems making her weirdly attached. Things like that. I can't say, "my sister wants me to rail her so we can't date."

>>35472397
Toning things down should make it easier for her.

>>35472564
I mean, how do human learn? By mimicry and repetition. If you do whatever she asks you to for whatever reason you will not shape her into a succesful, independent human being. She will end up a robot.

>>35472564
Then say "My sister loves me more than you ever could, and me dating someone else would greatly rustle her jimmies, so we can't be together."

>>35472564
>find someone to be with long term and help take care of her in the long haul. Obviously to her though it's "just be with me instead I don't need you to get someone.
There's just a lot more people with money than love in this world and she figures she won't be able to connect with anyone on an emotional level like she does with you. It's idealistic, I guess, but if you wanna teach her that money is more important than love you're gonna have to teach her more than that.
>What
He's saying that by acquiescing to her demands you'll be doing a bad job of taking care of her.

>>35472564
She needs to realize that you also deserve happiness

>>35472712
How can he be happy if his sister's in pain?

>>35472712
>>35472729
And this is what it comes down to. In this case, you can't have both.

>all these idiots missing that HSG is obviously in love with his sister but he thinks that incest would be bad for her so he's bottling up his own emotions for her benefit and even trying to let off steam with FN

I have aspergers and I picked up on it. Do you idiots not see how he describes her and how she makes him feel? It's almost like he's describing a wife or a oneitis or something.

Just wait a few years until she's 18 and stick it in!

>>35472801
It's almost like I'm watching Koi Kaze again.

>>35472801
We know it, but I feel his resolve is to be respected and supported, not subverted into degeneracy

>>35472825
>purest love
>degenerate

>>35472849
Anything 4chan considers pure and glorious is somehow perverse and degenerate at the same time. I'm totally lovin' it

>>35472868
There is nothing perverse or degenerate about it.

>>35472884
Go on, try to convince a normie that incest is purest love. I'll wait.

>>35472898
They can believe what they want, it still changes nothing.

>>35472918
Then you are like normie, believing blindly what random anons say about incest.

>>35472962
What do random anons say about incest?

>>35472965
>purest love

>>35472984
That's what it is. Belief won't change what it is either way.

>>35473012
So as long as it's not racemixing anything goes?

>>35473048
Where the fuck did you get that from?

>>35473056
Believe whatever you want, I don't care anymore

Guys stop arguing. Purest love is between twins of opposite genders.

>>35473095
Don't forget to hug your sister and tell her you love her.

>>35473105
> Purest love is between twins of opposite genders.
BUT WHY?!

>>35473111
She went to uni in a different city, so no hugs. I should probably send her a text though

>>35473105
What is it between siblings then?

>>35473149
Between older brother/younger sister, pure love. I don't know about other pairings.

>>35473183
What about when they're NBR?

>>35473235
That's okay too if they grew up together, but it's not quite the same.

>>35473048
Half sibling race mixing incest when

>>35472288
First time I see you, your story sounds fappable interesting, any place I could read up on what I missed?

>>35473562
Coming to these threads to fap
Literally the rest of the internet is full of porn, why are you here?

bip bip bump

>Last thread died,

for a reason. Fuck off with these shit threads.

>>35474671
>he says as he bumps the thread

I would guess that you aren't very smart

>>35472288
>dont date or im not happy

Thats fucking ridiculous, your trying your hardest to make her happy, and she is forcing you to break it off. Look dude at some point you have to work on your happiness, and this childish shit aint right

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>>35469324
>every day this post
>no cute imouto to cuddle with
Staph anon, pls staph

>inb4 kys

>>35474821
Sucks that you don't have a little sister, but we're never stopping

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>>35474821
wew, was just about to post this
these threads are fun, but tfw no imouto

>>35474821
You should kiss your sister

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>>35474862
lel
that was creative, I guess

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>Wearing dad's sweater around the house
>Mom left KitKat bar out so I took a bite straight out of the middle

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>>35474927
Eat it all, you psycho

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>>35474821
Chill out faggot I ain't got a sister either, I am skinny fat (with horrible fat depots on my hips, belly and legs) and two of my teeth are rotten (one is gone already). You see me whine about not having a imouto? No you don't.

>>35474927
>wearing my sweatshirt around the house
>no kit kat bars but I don't think that she would eat it like a savage if there was one

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>>35475016
>Chill out faggot

>skinny fat
>my teeth are rotten

>complaining about somebody writing post-related rant content

Pls, go back to /b/ you angry fag, or just end your pathetic life
Keep lurking, nobody cares

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>>35471689
You know what to do Anon. einzigartig

>>35475079
Kek, why so triggered you faggot? If not having a fucking sister is your biggest problem in life you're nothing but a faggot subhuman normalfag.

>Sitting on the couch
>"Hold the fuck on"
>Plastic forks comes flying from the kitchen and hits my shoulder
>>35474968
No, I'm leaving her with that monstrosity
>>35475049
It's because it smells like you, not even joking

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my brother just came in my room and hugged me and then I saw this thread. sus

>>35475414
Did he tell you he loves you?

>>35475434
yea

...original post aaaaaHhh

>>35475462
How did you respond? Did you like the hug?

>>35475491
I hugged him back ofc

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>>35475223
Wow you sound so angry, maybe you're bored because you're a worhless neet
I'm not triggered, and surely not a faggot, if you keep raging like this at random strangers in an anon board your heart will stop soon, be careful

>>35475382
>It's because it smells like you
Is that why you wear it? Of course, that's always the reason for everyone.

>>35475504
Go give him a hug and tell him you love him, post his reaction. How old are you two?

>tfw imouto (10) now wants to sleep on your bed despite it smelling like feet and sweat all the time
Can't masturbate as often anymore now. End up hugging her tightly and pecking her cheeks with kisses until I knock out from cuteness overload.
She's very happy when I do that until it starts getting muggy.

>>35475660
Wash and change your sheets more often

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>>35475660
>until it starts getting muggy
>muggy

>>35475567
Well I hugged him, didn't say anything though.. I'm older by 2 years.

>>35475717
How's your relationship? How often do you spend time together?

>>35475749
Every day. We take a walk together every day and usually talk/text.

>>35475764
That sounds nice. Keep being a good older sister.

>>35475789
I will! I try !

>>35475682
Stinks no matter what I do. Febreeze, antiperspirants, deodorant. Just learned to live with it.

>>35475692
y'know, that feeling that it gets too hot and uncomfy?

>>35475857
So, humid? I only get that way during summer, or when I roll around in bed trying to fall asleep.

>>35475537
Duh, just pull it over my nose and smell

>>35475934
And you're telling me you don't flood the whole room when you do it?

>>35473713
Literally everything else is now tasteless

What if Emma's piss really killed Pat?

>>35476460
How can porn be tasteless?

>>35477080
He'll probably be alright. What's important now is the that he continues licking her after she pees to build up an immunity.

>>35476441
Barely, it's more a comfy feeling

>>35477296
>Barely
Bad daughteru.

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What would happen if you touched your sister's bare feet?

>>35477317
You're a bad daughteru

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Has Little Brother Lover shown up recently? I want to know how her weekend ended and how far she went with her brother.

>>35477486
All this time, I thought I was a man... Has my entire life been a lie?

>>35477499
He's probably balls deep in her right now.

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Our snow Zaku melted. So, I'll bump for the sweet memory my sister and I had with it.

>>35478275
>snow
>in march
Where the fuck do you live

>>35478379
The weather here is weird. We had a nice weekend of snow in April two years ago.

>>35478379
It snowed here yesterday and apparently we're gonna get a fuck ton more on Tuesday
The question is, where do you live?

>>35478493
We get some snow where I live maybe once every 3 or 4 years. Not that I'd notice. Maybe if I lived further up north I'd see more of it. It's cool though, I can stand the heat way more easily than the cold.

>>35478419
>>35478493
>>35478554
Lucky fuckers. It snows about once every 10 years where I live.

>older brother uses reddit instead of 4chan
>he will never see these threads

I'm not a huge fan of physical contact unless it's my mommy but a hug would be nice.

>>35478673
Then go hug him you cuck

>>35478669
It's becoming less frequent for us, but I'd always like some more snow. Then I'm remember of the severe ice snow we had a few years back and I start to hear the noise of tree branches snapping in the distance.

>>35478692
Okay I did.

>go into his bedroom
>"H-hi"
>he asks me what I need
>ask him if I can have a hug
>he gets up and hugs me
>it lasts longer than two seconds
>my aspergers kicks in
>push him away
>"T-thanks"
>go back to my bedroom

That was dumb.

>>35478921
Good job, but you forgot to tell him you love him. That part's important, don't forget it next time.

>>35479022
I'm not good at that stuff. It's probably better than I don't try because it will just be really awkward and stupid. He knows anyways, he's my brother.

>>35479142
>He knows anyways, he's my brother.
It's still nice to hear.

>>35478741
We had one so bad a few years ago I got knocked off my feet
>>35478554
I prefer the cold, it makes being inside more comfy

>>35479180
That's what my mom says about a lot of things.

>it would be nice if you did this
>it would he nice if you said that
>it would be nice if you acted like this

It doesn't really doesn't make a difference

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>>35477080
I'm fine, yesterday was just a weird fluke I guess, I've been okay today. We've been at Emfriend's house all day.

As an amusing aside, Em wanted sexytimes last night. I was pretty weak and not really in the mood, the results reminded me of the time cripple Griffith flopped on top of Casca and somehow got his dick in.

>>35479294
Not with that attitude it doesn't.

>>35479606
Why'd you have to do all the work anyway? You'd think she'd get on top and ride you like there's no tomorrow if she wants it that bad.

>>35479606
Did you lick Emfriend's pussy?

>>35479682
I suggested that at first, she told me to "man up". But after a while she got tired of that and we 69'd, so there you go.

>>35479685
I don't know why I would do that.

>>35479870
Don't tell me she acts like a dead fish in bed.

>>35479884
Not at all, but when she's on the bottom she prefers to let me do what I want. Even then she'll move her hips and stuff.

>>35480023
Ask her to call you Daddy and beg for your cummies next time you have sex

>>35469324
My sister doesn't like being touched.

>>35480115
Go tell her you love her and ask for a hug

>>35480085
>Daddy
She's not Laura, it should be Onii-chan, anyways.

>>35480085
I think I prefer her occasionally reminding me I'm her brother in the middle of coitus, to pretending I'm her dad. Also her begging for "cummies" would just be weird.

>>35480185
I wonder if Em remembers what I said about that word. I kinda hope she doesn't.

>>35480238
I'm sure everyone else remember. I sure as hell do.

>>35480238
If she does say Onii-chan during sex would you keep you part of the deal and cum inside her as soon as she finishes saying the word?

>>35480501
He probably already does, since I'm guessing he uses condoms.

>>35480501
I mean that would be kinda stupid of me if I were to potentially ruin our lives just because she said a stupid weaboo word.

I'm not saying it might not happen, but it would be stupid.

>>35480547
Well if we're suddenly counting condoms, then sure, I've came inside her plenty of times.

>>35480641
>I've came inside her plenty of times.
No, no you haven't, no go in there and give her a real creampie.

What defines "family?"

Mom left, we were just waiting for a game to be over
Jeremy Lin started off bad and my mom felt the need to say "you get one chink tall enough to ball and he's shit". Then she saw that ridiculous Porzingis block she said "see, those slavs get one and make it count. Look at that giant caveman fuck"
On her way out her and my dad kissed and it made this obnoxious sound that made me wonder if a 4 story fall could kill me
>>35480085
You fuck, you set me up for >>35480185

>>35481850
Holy fug, I'd love to be in that room. The craziest it gets in our place is that sometimes my dad refers to anyone he sees on television who is Asian as that Japanese character Mickey Rooney played.

Oh, and head first. But don't do it, you're too cool.

>>35481850
Sounds like you lost to your mom cause you can't banter worth fuck

>>35482114
>my dad refers to anyone he sees on television who is Asian as that Japanese character Mickey Rooney played.
Kek
>Oh, and head first.
I thought about headfirst, but worried that I'd break my neck and be a quadriplegic and pray for death each morning
>But don't do it, you're too cool
I feel cool now
>>35482497
Admittedly, she's fun to watch stuff with because she has top tier banter
I try but she's good. Her banter is mostly race related though...

>>35482611
Wow your mom really is a nazi

>>35482679
Nah she just says race jokes are easy and funny. She's not really racist or anything

>>35469324
I just got done comforting and talking to my imoto and saw this thread. Nice.

HSG are you here? Did you make up with your sister yet?

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>>35480915
Does her butt count?

I thought I'd be a big funny man and bring Em one of these, but I forgot what I was doing and ate it myself.

>>35484666
And now I am become Satan, guess I need to go put my demonic seed inside Emma's mouth or butt.

>>35484731
There can be only one, sorry but I'm gonna have to kill you

>>35484666
KeK, you should have done it.

>P: Hey Em, I've been thinking and I want to give you a whole lot of cream(creme) pies
>Em: Something Yes something.
>P: *Gives her the box.*
>E: *Rapes you and forces you to cum inside her.*

>>35472564
>To be honest the main reason I started dating so quickly was in hopes that I get lucky and find someone to be with long term and help take care of her in the long haul.

That doesn't always work out well, my father did the same thing when he re-married and it was a nightmare. Step-mom's behavior ended up really messed up my imouto.

Is anyone else just waiting for the inevitable post from HSG, "Hey guys, I fucked my sister real good and hard today. I tried to tell her no but that hot body of hers made my dick say yes." I hope it happens, not for the gushy emotional stuff, just because it's so obvious he wants her but he's holding himself back.

>>35485017
Well yeah, I think everyone is waiting for it.
>because it's so obvious he wants her but he's holding himself back.
He honeslty has an amazing amount of will power, starting to think he might never do it.

>>35483515
Why did she need comforting?

>>35485017
>I hope it happens
I hope it doesn't so we have an epic telenovela to experience

>>35485299
It's gotta happen eventually. I don't think they should go for the long term thing, he has aspirations for a family and a lot of things but maybe getting playful for a little while.

>>35485387
I'm not mexican so I don't know what that means.

>>35486048
Telenovela is basically lowbudget, very long-standing TV series, usually revolving about romance because that always sells. Stories often are ridden with cliches and lazy writing, but they can be quite enjoyable if you turn off your brain

Anal Guy did you play the demo yet?

>>35469324
I love you oni-chan

Things are calming down, mostly because I'm just trying to show some affection and make her feel loved. We had a nice quiet dinner where I just wanted it to be about us and not bring anything else into the situation. She probably overate because she just went and flopped in bed with a food baby shortly afterwards. I had some stuff around the house to do then I laid down with her and did that whole scratching her head and back and running my fingers through her hair thing. She absolutely loves it. She's out cold right now. She has my blanket though so I'll have to get back in there to sleep eventually,

>>35487176
Good to see things are back to 'normal'.
>She has my blanket though so I'll have to get back in there to sleep eventually,
Remember to cuddle.

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This series is too adorable

Haven't posted in a while so I figure it's about that time. Eye is doing better, in case anyone was wondering. Protect your eyes at all cost, any surgery on them sucks.

L is convinced that our house is haunted and she freaks the fuck out whenever the house creeks or cracks. It is as adorable as it is annoying. It certainly doesn't help that I actively try and scare her either.

Aside from that and possibly raising the suspicions of one of L's friends, it's been our usually daily shenanigans and routines.

>>35487815
>Eye is doing better
Good to hear.

>Aside from that and possibly raising the suspicions of one of L's friends
How?

>>35487873
L had a friend over for dinner a few days ago.
Me and L were acting pretty chumming while she was there. An exampling being when I slapped L's butt particularly hard when she was clearing the table. L's friend asked her if she was just going to let me get away with that, to which I absentmindedly said 'I hit it all the time anyways', which made L start laughing.

L also took her friend into our room to show her something without thinking. Despite having the space to have multiple bedrooms, the only bed in the house is in our room. By the time L realized this her friend had already asked her if why there was only one bed and if we shared it. L quickly made up a story about sharing a bed until we could buy another to put in the spare room.

>>35486048
>It's gotta happen eventually. I don't think they should go for the long term thing, he has aspirations for a family and a lot of things but maybe getting playful for a little while

I didn't know it was possible to be this incorrect.

>>35488156
>'I hit it all the time anyways'
I bet you do.

>>35488560
I guess you could say high libidos run in the family.

>>35488652
>spoiler
Good one
How many times a day do you fuck?

>>35488720
Once or twice a day. Sometimes we do a quickie in the morning which can knock it up to three.

Sometimes it can be more on the weekend if neither of us are doing anything else and we're just having a lazy day in bed.

>>35488849
>knock it up
Apt choice of words

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>>35487815
>Eye is doing better
No Punished Onii-san to look forward to. Oh well, having both your eyes is probably for the best. Did you end up needing multiple surgeries after all?

>>35488895
Please don't remind me, I gamble enough as it is.
L has made it abundantly clear that she wants kids. I legitimately fear her leg locking me and not letting me pull out in time.

>>35489004
No, I just needed the one thankfully. I did get some bad news though. I may or may not have issues with one optic nerve, so I may end up losing sight in that eye anyways. It could happen in years time, never, or somewhere in between. So you might end up getting your Punished Onii-san wish after all.

>>35489104
hope your eye is alright.

gonna need them both to watch your kids and future wife/sister

>>35489232
>future wife/sister
Sister-wife.

>>35489104
>L has made it abundantly clear that she wants kids
How clear? Did she bring the topic up by herself?

>>35489333
clear as in she's gonna leg lock him mid ejaculation and breed herself like a mantis

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>>35489374
>breed herself like a mantis
>like a mantis

>>35489232
One eye is better than none, so I'd consider myself lucky not to lose both.

>>35489333
I think I made a post about our talk before. L brought up going to work after she's done with her undergrad instead of doing postgrad, which was the original plan. L explained to me that she wants to give us some extra money while we try for a child.

>>35489374
>like a mantis
I like my head where it is, thank you very much.

>>35489104
>pull out
I was under the assumption that it wasn't a very effective method.

>drunk as all hell
>joking around with gf also drunk
>saying kinds of girls we'd do threesome with
>just random famous hot girls
>pornstars
>agree to most
>lol anon you're silly
>starts naming a few people she knows
>nopes
>says her sister's name
>drunk so immediate yes
>cringe mentally once drunk brain catches up
>gf not even mad
>as long as you only cum in me anon
>wat
>continues listing other girls

>>35490892
What about your own sister (if you have one)?

Now's not the time, dear imouto thread. Here's a bump to keep you moving.

Original bumper car

Bumper cars again

podbicie

This bump is a bump

What is everyone doing for spring break? It's not my spring break but we're at the cabin again. We caught a cat and my sister is like an elf or something because she can climb trees and run around like everything is a playground.

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>>35495786
Are you going to do lewd things?

>>35495786
How long are you staying there?
Why don't you have her teach you how to climb a tree?

>>35495858
If we get a chance to. There aren't as thick of walls where we are so I don't think so. That's alright if we spend time together then I'm okay.

>>35495915
Until Sunday morning.

I know how to climb a tree it's because I'm not tall and athletic like she is.

I fucking hate the people who make these shit threads. Stupid degenerate single children.

>>35495959
I'm sure you could find a smol tree to climb if you wanted to.
What about doing lewd things outside when nobody's around? Or even holding hands when people are watching?

>>35496065
I don't really want to try and make her do anything. It's harder to do stuff out here and we kind of just have to deal with it. We hold hands infront of people already though. We always have since we were kids.

>>35496145
>We always have since we were kids
L-lewd!
Well I hope you have fun while you're there and get some alone time with your sister if you need it.

page 8 bump lololol

>>35485017

HSG is one of the few onii-chans here carrying out his duty properly in protecting his imouto. I'm not sure he's going about it the right way, but he is doing his best.

On the other hand, it's clear Pat is letting his sexual urges run rampant. Multiple times he's pushed his sister to do things to satisfy his own carnal desires (butt stuff, waxing, etc), and even if his sister enjoys some of it afterwards, his actions are not taken out of benevolence.

>>35497604
>Multiple times he's pushed his sister to do things to satisfy his own carnal desires
No, he asked and Emma said "sure why not"

>>35497604
>carrying out his duty properly in protecting his imouto
Considering lewding = protecting, that's not really the case.

>>35497604
>few
Who are the others? HSG seems like the only good one.

Twin anon, any progress on your story?

page 8 bump again ugghhhh

I came home to a relatively clean apartment. As clean as she could get it within the bounds of her leg. Is this another "look at my wife skills" moment?

>>35500336
Yes it was. You should tell her how much of a great wife she'd make.

>>35500336
You have iron restraint lad, I'd wife the heck out of your imouto even in your situation.

>>35500426
I thanked her and told her to sit back and rest. I could tell she was actually pretty worn out. I'm not going to tell her that she would make a great wife, that's counter productive.

I think I'm going to step up our dinner plans though, we can go out some with my new job and I think I'll make it a little nicer than I was because she put so much effort in.

>>35500546
It's easy when you're doing it for them and their future. I'll go ahead and admit it, I think she's beautiful, I love her more than anything, I love everything about her, but I'm just trying to put her future and potential over lust.

>>35500631
>over lust
Come on lad, it's plain to see your feelings for her are more than lust. You have a case of oneitis if ever I have seen one, you just don't know it yet.

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>>35500631
>I'm not going to tell her that she would make a great wife, that's counter productive
Also this >>35500780

>>35469324
Did Osaka came recently? Last thing I've read from him was that his parents found out that he impregnated his sister, told her to abort and that she ran away to a friend's house.

>>35501592
That was his last post.

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>>35502024
He's totally fucked isn't he?

>>35497604
Does it really come across that way? These days I feel like 75% of the sex we have is because Emma asked for it. I'll give you the butt things even though these threads are at fault for that one, but I never pushed her to wax herself, she was more into the idea than I was. I'll admit I have plenty of fun goofing off with her sexually and trying new things, but honestly I feel like I'd be happy with a sex-free relationship. I just like having her around.

But to you and HSG's credit, yeah, he is doing a pretty good job (not perfect, but pretty good). I kinda wish I was more like him early on, but hindsight is 20/20.

How many people here have heard the joke about the two Italians trying to spell Mississippi? You know, the one that starts with, "Emma come first."

>>35502182
Nah, he's fine. I'm sure he'll be a great dad.

Haha funny joke

Hug all imoutos!

>>35500631
>HSG wants to make his sister as happy as possible
>This state can only be reached by them being together

There is no such thing as "objective good" and what makes her happy is what she BELIEVES makes her happy.

Happiness is a selfish thing, and it shouldn't conform to someone else's standards. She wants to be with you more than anything. Please allow her that. This is her only life; allow her the happiness from it that she desires. And, hey, it will make you very happy too.

>visiting family
>3 onee-chans
>as many hugs as I want
>thin shorts I can see ass and thong through
>only downside is I have to pretend being the only one without kids or a significant other isn't killing me inside

Life is good

>>35504101
But what if he doesn't love her that way? It's not something you can force.

>>35504201
>not making one of them your significant other

>>35504228
It's pretty obvious that he does, to me.

>>35504228
I think it's clear that he does, even if he has a bit of a mental block concerning it.

>>35504288
>>35504313
Why'd he get with the nurse then?

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>>35504201
>3 onee-chans

I can't decide whether to be jealous of you, or be glad I didn't have to live through that torture. Bad parts of my brain want me to tell you to try something with one of them, but I would be a disgusting hypocrite.

>>35502333
Had to look it up, but that's amusing.

>>35504551
What's the problem if they aren't already with someone?

>>35504551
Did you get your daily dose of Emma's urine yet?

>>35504699
On behalf of Pat, stop.

>>35504617
I dunno, I guess I assumed a situation similar to my real big sister, just multiplied by three. I can't even comprehend what would happen if I had three single big sisters. Probably nothing, honestly.

>>35504699
Basically this. >>35504764 Also, she isn't home.

>>35504548
To try to bury his love in his subconscious.

>>35504551
>>35504277
If you like being bullied and pinned down by a girl stronger than you it'd have been your thing. I still have a thing for older girls and a submissive attitude because of them. They're all taken though.

>French-kissed one of them when we were kids because she asked me to
>stole one of my dad's porn tapes once and watched it together (~11 y/o)

>>35504924
>gril
>stronger
How far apart are you age wise?

>>35504924
I guess I would've traded some bullying for kisses and porn watching if I could've.

And by that I mean I love Emma very much and wouldn't change anything about my life.

>>35495786
Im in dallas for mine, supposed to be going to 6 flags but its to cold to be fun

>>35505146

you fuging her today?

>>35504957
I was always weak and fat back then, but my sisters were 1,2, and 4 years older

She'd sit on my chest and pin my arms down with her legs so all I could do was try to roll her off.

This particular thread can't die, keep it bumped

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>>35469324
ive never been hugged by my sister cause ive never met her in the real world before because my real parents threw me away.

I popped a boner against her earlier, she definitely felt it and it was against a very inappropriate part of her body. She has leverage now. Basically I tried to move and she instantly said "I feel that." I tried to move and she just stared into my eyes. Eventually I made her get off of me and all she said was "I guess I know how you feel." I'm trying to act like it didn't happen.

>>35507424
At last, you show your true nature.

>>35507424
How about you set up a trip so we know what's real and what isn't?

>finally back home after years
>hugged sister the other day
>can't remember if I told her I love her or not

FUCK

>>35507542
Go do it now and make things right

>>35507542
Well now you have to do it again, and this time make sure you say 'I love you'.

>>35507424
This sounds to good to be true, is this really HSG?

>>35507580
>>35507611
She already went back to college and I won't see her again before I leave ;_;

>>35507452
It was a boner, it was a natural reaction. She moved around more than I expected and it happened. It's not a big deal, she's just really making it a thing.

>>35507473
No one has tried to imitate me yet but I guess.

>>35507611
It was just a boner, we didn't have sex. Nothing has happened other than an awkward moment.

>>35508047
So you'd pop a boner for anyone?

>>35507424
>>35508047
> "I guess I know how you feel."
The smug is real. She is so gonna use this against you, actually she might think you have a thing for her, so expect some seducing soon.

>>35508159
>not having a thing for your sister

>>35508069
If anyone rubbed against my dick, then sure.

>>35508159
According to you guys I'm drooling for her. I'm ready though, I'm used to seeing more than I should. I think I might be able to handle things a little more direct.

>>35508264
>If anyone rubbed against my dick
Even Laura's dad?
>I'm ready though
Ready for what?

>>35508264
Don't give in to your lust yet, wait until she's 17

>>35508286
I think he means he's ready when things get more intense because he already has condoms.

>>35508286
You know what I mean. If a girl that is reasonably good looking were to rub on penis it would probably get hard.

I meant if she tried to seduce me.

>>35508323
I'm good, I'm going to have it under control.

>>35508323
>>35508351
Is this what sex is about to people? Lust? Where's the love?

>>35506584
Not gonna lie, that's pretty hot.

>>35508377
He loves her, but she's trying to make him give in to lust, which they'd both regret. If they wait until they're both ready, they'll be fine.

>>35508431
He seemed to be plenty ready with the nurse.

>>35508451
I am ready. I'm in a developing relationship with her.

>>35508484
Indeed, how tragic.

>>35508451
The nurse is in her early 20s, has her life figured out already, and wasn't a virgin.
HS is a 15 year old virgin that still has a lot of growing up to do.

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>>35508520
>early 20s, has her life figured out already

Em's apparently already planning something for my birthday (in five months). She won't tell me what it is, but she also wanted to know how much I enjoyed the cabin trip. Suspicious.

>>35506156
Anything's possible, I guess. Our shower was perfectly platonic this time, so nothing yet at least.

>>35508779
Everyone mark your calenders, Em is getting pregnant in 5 months.

It is imperative that this thread reaches 500 replies

I'm sitting at home watching TV with my parents while my brother is totally "keeping his promise" at a spring break trip epicenter. Yay. Otherwise at least I'm happy because I got to see my bestfriend from high school and being home is nice.

>>35509885
Keeping his promise?

>>35509942
>"Don't worry Mickey, if I'm making you stop for me then I'll wait for you."
>immediately goes to an infamous Texas spring break spot full of drugged up sluts in bikinis

>>35510053
>not telling him to not be a bad onii-chan

>>35469324
I can't even remember the last time I talked to her

Actually, I stay away from her to not expose her to my shitty life.

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I hate my sisters tho

>>35508393
Yeah, I wish she'd do it again

>>35508286
>Even Laura's dad?
Shiiiit, wouldn't blame him. Those kind brown eyes, that manly gruff but goofy laugh and smile with that one crooked tooth
but why did you pick him?

>>35510053
Well that's kinda dickish, maybe just maybe he really won't do anything.

>>35511190
Who else would I have picked? I mean, I've compared you to his sister more than a few times.

>>35511222
Those digits don't lie. Laura's dad x HSG is confirmed endgame.
Hey if that's the case we can call Laura and HS the cuck sisters.

>>35511330
I believe in HS and that she'll get what she needs and deserves in the end.

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>>35507655
>>35507655
>I won't see her again

>>35511222
>Who else would I have picked
Dude
>Pat
>Deerguy
>Bearguy
>College girls brother
>Little brother lovers brother
>The fucking Boogeyman
>>35511330
But how?

>>35511646
It's just that... He's closer to your dad, I guess? The whole saying that he's like her dad thing , and being with another woman? It's not like that with the other guys.

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>>35508898
Unlikely, she's since asked who I would want to come with us on a theoretical birthday trip. Even if her plan is for people to watch her get pregnant, I will not comply.

>>35510053
Bad brother is bad. Call off the "break" and punish him sexually. Don't actually do that, but still.

Hi guys, this is HSG. As you can see, I changed my name. That will be explained later.

Things got weird after my last post. I mean really weird. So I was relaxing and minding my own business. I watched an episode of "The Grand Tour" because with my new job I could afford to get an amazon tv stick and prime. It was bought mostly because my sister wanted to watch some of the exclusive amazon shows. So I was sitting back and my sister walks into the room and says "Hi Dave" and I'm confused, because my name isn't Dave. So I asked her what she meant, hoping she didn't go insane and she just says "I'm talking to Dave." So I asked her, who's Dave? "My friend, he lives between your legs. He decided to say something about what you want because your stupid mouth wouldn't." After I realized that she came up with a well rehearsed ruse I told decided that I really needed to do something about this. Clearly she wasn't going to let this boner thing go. So I tried to talk about it, planning to go into the whole "natural reaction" thing and she just jumped at me with "I didn't even touch Dave though. Dave decided to say what you wouldn't." I told her I was moving on from what happened and that I hope she does too. So she went back to the bedroom and said "You can't speak for Dave though, remember that."

Also, for the sake of honesty I'm probably not 100% accurate on those quotes. I tried my best. Also I'm really surprised with how much effort she put into this whole Dave gag, she's really clever.

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>>35511646
I'm way more upset than I should be that I'm first on the list.

>>35511742
Sounds to me like you just got a boner because you were near someone you loved. Why can't you be as honest as your dick?

>>35511782
I don't even trip and I'm placed higher than Beargguy so

>>35511646
Is Anal Guy the boogeyman or did you not include him?

>>35511742
Is your dick a barbarian?

>>35511891
I don't our resident furry has done anything with any of his relatives

>>35511742
>"My friend, he lives between your legs.
Had to pause there for a couple of seconds and take a sip from my drink and then spit it out.

Damm I knew she was going to do something about the boner thing, but this is too much.

>>35511860
HS please.

>>35511940
I'm just an onii-chan. But it would interesting to see what she'd post here like Em did.

>>35511934
Well I haven't either, if that's what you're implying

>>35511693
I guess
>>35511782
The list was pretty arbitrary, you were just first because yours was the last post I saw
>>35511891
Yea that's funnier and more clever than me forgetting so we'll go with that

Also, guess who doesn't have to go to work tomorrow because of the snow
me

>>35511976
And what's stopping you?

>>35512132
A lot of things, foremost being I don't want to

>>35512186
Why not? Why would you deny your siblings the purest love?

>>35511934
Nope. Closest was getting beat every summer, and being tossed out on my own at 17 as soon as school was done

>because I hugged my brother yesterday he thinks it's a thing now

I just wanted a hug that one time. Also, is it weird that I love these threads but I have zero interest, like none at all, in taking things past normal family stuff? It actually seems a little gross to me, but I follow these threads like a granny follows general hospital.

>>35512953
>purest form of love
>gross

>>35512953
I feel the same way besides the gross part

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>>35469324
>Mfw my sister when she visits completely ignores my existence, because I am so absolutely below her notice.

>>35510053
Those insecurities got you here in the first place trust your brother

>>35511646
John Wick at the end...

no taste!

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>tfw no big sister to hug me when i feel sad
I really wish that i was not an only child

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTXGL0xPyLA

Can this be the theme song for these threads

I don't have a sister, but I once dug into my cousin's panty drawer

>>35513975
Siblings only kick you while you're down, I never expect anything else from them.

>step sister caught me fapping today (fucking spring break)
>said 'anon put that big boy away' then slammed the door

what did she mean by this

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>>35469952
I haven't seen that image in such a long time

>>35513911
John Wick is the man you send to kill the fucking Boogeyman

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>>35514731

HEY EVERYONE! I HAVE SHIT SIBLINGS! SO YOU DO TOO!

I LIKE SMOKING COCK ERGO SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE!

Bumpioli bumpioli, ash is great in rainbow six siegioli.

>no sister to hug

So who here thinks Mass Effect Andromeda will be good It would be so weird if Ryder twins were permitted to wincest

>>35517749
An open world Mass Effect sounds cool, but I've never played a Mass Effect game

>>35518010
You should give it a chance, even though gameplay in the first one is a bit weird

>>35518010
Well my birthday is happening this month so I think we should all buy mass affect to celebrate. Also everyone should get shadow of war when it drops in August.

>>35518229
Let's not get ahead of ourselves, they can still turn out to be not as amazing as the marketing material

>>35518229
If someone buys me all the mass effect games I'll start playing through them right now

Sometimes everybody just dies

Good morning everyone! Today we're going fishing and swimming. I'm not big into rivers but if I get to see my sister's swimsuit body I'm happy to join. Are you guys doing anything?

>>35519695
Is she into fishing and swimming?
>are you guys doing anything?
Netflix and snacks.

>>35519695
I'm not doing anything interesting but I'm glad you're having fun.
Don't forget to put on sunscreen

>>35518057
Maybe one day
>>35518337
Also this
>>35519695
Well on the other end of the scale, I can hear the wind and the snow, maybe hail, pelting my window. Weird we live in the same country
I like fishing. What's swimming in a river like? Do you actually get moved by the current?

>>35519695
Heating is fucked in the office today, so I'll be dead soon. My sister is planning on joining me at work for spring break next week, so she's pretty boring. Don't sink.

>>35517749
>that feel when this is the only thing in the game I was looking forward to
Might still play it, not gonna romance anyone though. Bioware has been getting sloppy with their romances options lately. Remember when they were better?

>>35519830
She's into anything. I don't know how she does it but she can get excited no matter what we do.

>>35519844
Yeah I put on loads whenever I go outside. I have to protect my pasty ghost skin.

>>35519854
It's okay, only some parts push you along and that's if you're floating. I think it's gross because I'm worried about what's living in it, being all exposed and surrounded by it is concerning.

>>35520172
>huge space opera
>Witcher 3 inspired quests structure
>epic battles with jetpacks and shit
>beautiful planets to explore
>sex scenes fucking suck 2/10

>>35520235
They make it sound like that, but so has every developer ever. I'd love for that stuff to be true, except for the last line, but I played DAI. I want to, but know that it won't be as good as they make it out to be. It never is.

>>35520304
I never got hooked on Dragon Age.
>it won't be as good
If it will be at least just as good as ME1 I'd say this game will be pretty solid.

>>35520336
>If it will be at least just as good as ME1
It will probably be just DAI in space. You can't expect more from modern day Bioware.

>>35520378
That's a bit too pessimistic. Go hug your sister until you're hyped for more BioWare sex scenes.

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>>35519891
Godspeed, Bearguy
>>35520175
>Yeah I put on loads whenever I go outside. I have to protect my pasty ghost skin.
I don't any on, get burned, then have to deal with both of my parents slapping >I'm worried about what's living in it
You ever seen river monsters? I watch that with my mom sometimes, shits insane
Look at pic related, look at that shit. If anyone ever asks me why I won't go to South America, East Asia, or Africa, gonna show them this. Between the animals, the diseases, and the gang violence I'm gonna avoid those places

>>35520416
I have no sisters nearby.

>>35520470
No wonder you're so pessimistic

>>35521098
It's better than having no imoutos at all, right?

>>35521123
>no imoutos
why even live huh?

>>35521585
Dads

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Remember to never cheat on your imouto.

>>35521585
So we can know what it is like to hug your imoutos and tell them you love them through everyone in these threads.

My sister is... about a 10 minute walk from my house, and I have no idea if she's still asleep at this time.

>>35509885
>>35510053
You came back!
>keeping his promise
What did I miss?

>>35522072
What about now? Go give her a hug

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>>35522061
>not wanting make your imouto jealous by fucking other girls in front of her

>>35523364
Imoutos are for loving, not cucking.

>>35522409
>if I'm making you stop for me then I'll wait for you

>>35523382
Tell that to HSG

>>35523412
Point me at them and I will.

>>35523412
What can you do if he won't listen?