How good is your game, r9k?

QUIT LOOKIN AT THREADS FUCKING BUMP

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>tfw you go for the boobs too early

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>>35468655

>tfw Chad and Stacy cockblock you

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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BUMP this threads need a bump

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>>35468532
Ended up a 7/10

I ended up a 5/10 because I didn't want to drive her home in her car

This shits rigged
Got her to take her top off for me then she just kissed me goodnight and left

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>>35469495

Iktf famalam

Orangechicken

This thing again. It's obviously created by a virgin autist who has never been on a date.

>>35469588

Could you get laid on it?

Asking to use the fucking bathroom ends the date?

What the fuck. This bitch is crazy.

>>35469588

It was created by a woman topkek

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>>35468532
What a prude bitch.

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These reflections made me giggle like a child.

>>35468532
>make out with her neck then go out to dinner
>I like reading non-fiction
>she hasn't read non-fiction since college
>eat dinner
>I like fiction
>she only reads fiction like a fucking normie
>eat dinner
>WOW YOU ATE TOO MUCH DINNER 4/10
bitch, perhaps it's me that doesn't want to date you, ever think of that?

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>>35469837

You just need to be more confident bro!

Origami

>>35469761
Proofs? If so it's a parody.

>>35470059

ROFL exactly my experience.


my options are Talk/Drink Wine. I don't really care for wine, and 3 basic response questions are all I can say.

Human interactions are usually a bit more complicated.

My game is weak

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlonHHgZ_Bg

Lol for the super jacked up security Chad

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Wtf is this shit?? Next level white knighting shit right here. Why do i have to let her win?? Let me at least win the race and fuck up the date! Fuck you...

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I don't even have to do it myself, she's gonna take the step for me. Learn from the master.

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I've never gone so far in a first date before. Wat do now fellow robots?

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>read her some Shakespeare
>go out for a walk
>push her on the swings
>let her do gymnastics
>ask to go to the bedroom
>immediately kicks me out of her house
Well fuck you too, bitch.

>>35471070

Letting the girl win is bullshit.

>Play chess as a hobby
>gf doesn't
>She wants to play me in chess one time
>OK
>I checkmate her in 12 moves
>B-b-but you're supposed to let me win :(

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Pretty easy if you reload a scene after every failure.

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>>35471199
I went on and had sex with her three times. I don't think a better score than this is possible, but this was pretty easy. Git gud scrubs.

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I am the spooky overlord:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHRqHfT9Nfo

>>35471600
lol wrong thread

>>35468532
>6/10 and a kiss for goodnight
Meh.

What the fuck am I doing wrong?
Why won't she put out

>>35471517
You just have to try to think what a girl likes in a man - from the point of view of an autistic virgin.

>>35471748
Nah, this shit is actually pretty unreallistic. You just have to get her a little drunk in the dinner by drinking-complimenting-drinking-talking, then go for a swim, let her win, drink some more, go to the hot tub and play "truth or dare", say truth, tell her you never fucked on a hot tub before, then ask and she will say she never had don that before, but there's always a first time. From there on it's GG. Pretty slutty really. Also she immediately rejects you if you repeat some of the things you've already done, like kissing for example. Pretty stupid, looks more like a romantic fantasy than reallistic dating.

I mean... she lets you kiss her and eat her neck right off the bat, but then she immediately rejects you if you even remotely suggest having sex or even try to touch a boob. Retarded i tell you...

>>35471957
That's what I said. You have to think of "what should a man do to get a girl to like him the most and have sex with him?" Except, it's not what a girl actually thinks, but what an autistic virgin thinks that a girl thinks.

>>35468532
wtf this is better than porn

>>35471517
No pics of her on top?

SAD!

>>35468532
>it all ends with her telling me to get out while she's naked on the toilet infront of me
My sides.

>>35468532
Got the bedroom ending, got the couch ending

I've played this thing too many times admittedly in its old form

>>35468532
>no rape option for when she's passed out drunk

Shit game desu

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>>35472069
>>35471957
>>35471517

Moral of story: Get a girl shitfaced if you want to get your dick wet

Sushibro does it kek

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Well, I didn't see that coming.