You can only post in this thread if you're a moron. Share your brainlet moments /r9k/
Think i'm smart. Write down my 'smart' thoughts. Read them years later. I can't even understand what the fuck I was trying to write.
Talk with higher educated people. Crack jokes, they laugh. Conversation start to be about their line of work. Get confused. Go away.
>depedent on nicotine
I'm too scared to fill my car with petrol because I know I'll just spill it everywhere and cause an explosion somehow so I get my mum to do it for me whenever I need more.