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What's your ultimate sexual fantasy?

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I didn't have one until I dreamed it a while ago. I'll tell you about it...
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>doing a partner swap and doing some other guys wife
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>>35467364
satisfying some other guys wife who is secretly a size queen
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I'd like to take a boy, of a certain age (wink), put my cock up his bum and then, while I'm still inside him, walk him over to his sister of a slightly younger age, who is naked, on her back with her legs spread. I would rub his little dick on his sister's pussy and get him hard and rearing to go, then, with my head resting on his shoulder, lovingly overseeing it all and still inside him, I would carefully guide his cock inside her and as he thrust in and out, I'd just gently hold his dick there so if he slipped out, I could pop him back in.

It would be of a 'first time learning experience' since they would be both virgins and of a certain age, if you get my drift. I could also control the power of his thrusts while I was still inside him too, gently thrusting in and out of him myself.

When he was ready to come, which, let's be honest, will probably be quite soon, I would force him deep inside her and cum in him at the same time.

Fuck me that was a good dream.
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Touching a naked girl with my peepee
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>>35467364
A threesome with two sex slaves who do whatever I tell them.
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Being hugged
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Fairly vanilla, but I can't imagine anything better than being a Chad in a frathouse group sex party. Just going from one sorority girl to another, having my way with her, relaxing with a drink between orgasms, then rinsing and repeating until 4am when I collapse from exhaustion.

Then I wake up in the morning with two sluts in my bed, wonder how they wound up there, and fuck them before I take my morning shower.
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Being blindfolded, gagged and to have my body teased all over by a girl. I want her to be the dominant force and to give me commands.
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There's this one manga about a dude who's a super hot passable trap, and he lives in a mansion full of submissive women and fucks them all day.

That's pretty much it.
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Girl pegs me while stroking my dick with her feet and then when I cum she makes me lick it off of her feet.
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>>35467684
>Feels like I'd have to be a contortionist magician to do this
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>>35467724
I visualize it as the girl lays back and I would squat down onto her strap on. Then she would reach back with her feet, sort of in a butterfly position, to reach my dick.

>I'd
Are you implying what I think you're implying?
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>>35467364
>5 or 6 babes 10/10 having a girls slumber party
>I knock on the door in my towel
>"COME IN"
>"Hey guys who took my clothes while I was in the shower!"
>cutie hold up my clothes
>"Looking for these anon"
>"Tell you what anon, you can have them back...if you fuck me right now"
>[other girls] "only if we get to watch...I heard anon has a HUGE cock"
>[horny babe] "sure thing girls....now come here anon"
>she undresses revealing her smooth body, perky tight tits and light hairs on her pussy
>I walk in an another girl pulls away my towel
>"OMG HIS COCK IS HUGE" [giggles]
>proceed to fuck the shit out of the chick, surrounded by her friends
>they gasp and smile as I fuck her
>she moans with pleasure, 15 minutes of the most passionate sex imaginable
>finish up deep inside her
>she rolls off me, trembling with joy, cum leaking from her pussy
>the other girls all pause
>"ME NEXT" "NO MEEEEE"
>they all start to undress and start caressing my body
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>>35467419
I kek'd hard, 10 points for creativity tho
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Being a girl and having a qt neko gf whos feet i could worship.
Pure vanilla desu
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Pressing my face into pic related's butt.
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Being back in elementary/language/high school/collage and losing virginity to any sexy teacher there
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Being a breeding stallion who fucks athletes.
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>>35467419
i-i think i just found my new fetish
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>>35467364
I have a small penis so I overtime developed a cuck fetish
Not the interracial stuff, as I find that funny rather than hot, but just normal cuck stuff where my imaginary gf cheats on me behind my back for big cocked chads
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>>35467364
>What's your ultimate sexual fantasy?
having a sexual intercourse with a female
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Torturing a girl to death. E.g.
>inserting something in her pussy and fucking her so deep and hard with the item that her organs are damaged and she dies either from internal bleeding or organ failure
>placing her above a meat grinder and slowly lowering her body into it (I wonder how far I can get before she dies, ankles, knees, entire legs?)
>using one of those fuck machines and have it constantly fuck her at maximum speed until she dies from dehydration
>place her in a coffin or something, tied so she can't move, forcefeed her so she stays alive until the coffin is filled with her body wastes and she literally drowns in it, maybe use her mouth as my toilet, maybe make the coffin on that kind of glass so I can see inside it but she can't see out through it
>electrocuting her pussy and breasts until she dies by slowly increasing the electricity
When done I'll keep her body and cuddle with it as long as it stays fresh, then I do have a meat grinder so I could just run her through it and maybe sell it as cheap meat to some restaurant or pakinigger grocery store

pls no bully fbi
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>>35468709
This, basically. Even a handjob.
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Impossible fantasy:
>having a dick and a prostate whilst retaining everything else
>getting to destroy boipuccis on the daily

Possible fantasy:
>becoming a 24/7 sex slave/hucow
>have to wear a chastity belt if I'm not being penetrated
>teets milked each day until they're dry
>only allowed to cum once a month
>get pimped out to master's friends when they're bored
>get pimped out to strangers when master is bored
>forced to wear stupidly slutty outfits
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I want to adopt a 6 year old daughter who likes to be sexual.
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>>35469164
Can do all those except the pimping out stuff. I want to rape you all by myself.
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>>35467364
Multiple wives.
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>>35469197
Are you a possessive master?
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>>35467364
My ultimate fantasy would be sex with a qt gf who I love and who loves me. Our personalities would be a perfect match. She would actually, legitimately enjoy having sex with me.

A man can dream.
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>>35467364

Inserting my weenis into a girls vagina.

That would be pretty hot.
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>>35469285
I'm pretty possessive. I want you all for myself. You're probably not even allowed to speak to anyone else while you are my loyal cockservant.
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>>35469164
What does this mean exactly? Are you a girl(female) who wants to have a dick?
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>>35467364
I'm male but sometimes I like pretend I'm a girl being fucked and degraded.
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I want my harem of obedient sex slaves.
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>>35469354
I wonder how far your possessiveness goes. What would you do if I made eye contact with someone else?

>>35469358
That's exactly it. It looks fun.
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>>35469407
I want to be the Master of a hucow. I'd do most of the things you described. The main thing though is that I'm a kind Master, so I would not be mean to you. Unless you do something bad so I have to punish you. If that's not what you want then I understand.
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>>35469432
Are you possessive anon?

>being praised by kind master for being a good cow
No objections from me desu. But I like being a bit of a brat sometimes, I don't know how much you like giving out punishments.
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Thicc girl sits on my face and uses a vibrator on herself while she rubs my cock until I suffocate.
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>>35469407
First of all you wouldn't. I'd train you to look at the ground or at me at all times. Basically you would become a well trained dog, following my every moves and looking at me for guidance and acceptance.

If I catch you looking at someone else that deserves beatings, whippings, rape, a cumdiet, reduced daylight among other things.
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>>35469488
I'm not possessive. Not that anon you originally talked to. I do know what you want and why, so I can emulate it easily enough. It's just that the real me is easygoing and not possessive, but of course I have ways of making you forget all that and be a good little cow slave. And I'll be creative about your punishments whenever you break a rule or displease me.
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>>35467603
Congratulations !!!

You 'almost' managed to make it seem legit when you pretended you're interested in sex with females...

Almost....

So, how long have you been a faggot ?
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>>35469407
>>35469488
Let me guess, you're Australian
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>>35467684
FEET : your weak attempt to appear sexually interested in females

Your failure: feet aren't a sexual organ

YOUR TELL : pegging

All you had to do was say 'I want things in my asshole'

We can figure out the rest

You're a faggot
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>>35469618
lol your gay johnny. A fag!
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>>35467807

AGAIN: JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE IN HERE, YOURE GAY

ALL OF YOU KEEP TRYING TO MAKE IT APPEAR AS IF YOU WANT FEMALES IN YOUR SEXUAL ACTS....

HOWEVER, ALL OF YOU KEEP TELLING FANTASIES ABOUT BEING 'THE FEMALE', TAKING IT UP THE ASS

AND THE ONLY CONTACT MADE BY FEMALES WITH YOUR GENITALIA US DONE WITH THEIR FEET

IN OTHER WORDS, YOURE NOT SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO FEMALES AT ALL

YOU SIMPLY ENVY THEM

YOURE JEALOUS OF FEMALES

BECAUSE YOU WANT DICK IN YOUR ASSHOLE

YOU WANT TO BE A WOMAN

YOURE A NAUSEATING FAGGOT
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Double vag dp with gf that shit would be gud.
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>>35469653
>YOURE
lt's your
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>>35469636
Sure I am...

Of course...

Lol

Wow

You're an 'insult master', huh ?

By the way, it's spelled YOU'RE*

as in : YOU'RE ILLITERATE
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put my peenus weenus into a cute girl and move about until I shoot cocksnot into her girlhole
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>>35467364
I want to fuck a 185+cm tall qt. I am a 172cm manlet btw.
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>>35469672
Can I put my peenus weenus in you?
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>>35469682
>172cm
loI
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>>35469662
Sure it is....

Lol sure it is

Wow
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>>35469672
Lol HEE HEE

EGG ZACK LEE @ COCKSNOT

*finds SIX year old down syndrome gf*

*sings*

"Let's keep my penis between us"
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>>35469702
Bet your a tranny too lmao
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>>35469568
>but of course I have ways of making you forget all that and be a good little cow slave
Happy cows do make sweeter milk. What are these ways you're speaking of?

>>35469586
Who are you working for? Who sent you?
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Three words: Diaper Girl Harem
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>>35469693
pls don't originally make fun of my height.
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>>35469682
In yards, Einstein?
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>>35469717

Here's the complicated part.....

See, YOUR is a 'determiner'

YOU'RE, however is a CONTRACTION

your/yor,yoor/
determiner

1:belonging to or associated with the person or people that the speaker is addressing.
2: belonging to or associated with any person in general.
3: used when addressing the holder of certain titles.

you're/yoor,yor/
contraction

1: you are.

As in : you are an illiterate, sexless little daisy
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>>35469175
>6 year old
>Likes to be sexual

Fucking pick one.
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>>35469764
be my short bf pIs
Originally
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>>35469773
Lol

I wouldn't be surprised if he started measuring his penis in Celsius
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>>35469811
Y O U R gay lmao
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>>35469773
185cm is about 6'2?
I am 5'8
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>>35469812
Six year olds are SO SOPHISTICATED these days, what with them learning how to call the police and whatnot

That's why the new 'hotties' are all newborn infants...

Good luck teaching a newborn infant how to dial 911
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To be able to freeze time and lick the assholes of women at the gym and then unfreeze time like nothing happened.
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Having my penis shrunk to a pathetic nub so small that it could never actually penetrate anything, and I am forced to admit I'll never fuck anyone or even masturbate properly for my whole life, the only way I'll actually be able to get off is anally from now on.
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>>35469726
Every time I see posts about hucow or lactation they're always in NZ or Australia

So, are you Australian?
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To sniff a woman's dirty asshole. I mean really fucking dirty. Like, never wiping for a week dirty.

Then cleaning it with my tongue.
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>>35469907
Funny, for me it's the complete opposite. And by funny, I mean it's not.

>are you Australian?
Yes.
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>>35469906
Holy fuck me too except I want it cut off to like barely an inch hard. Want to be horny as fuck all the time with no way to get off
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I just wanna get a bunch of girls pregnant
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>I would love my gf to use me as her toilet, whenever she needs to go I want her to piss and shit on me .
> also want her to puke all over my cock .
> Suck my cock while another guy fucks her

I already get it good with Holden showers, whipping, deep throat, pegging... Can't wait for the rest to become real
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I want a girl to tell me that im hers and that she literally owns me. Then she'll sexually dominate me, and afterwards cuddle with me like in pic related.

Im 100% sure it will never happen though
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>>35469943
What's with that, I mean there's a severe shortage of girls into lactation in the States. It's fucking awful man
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>>35469989
Congratulations on wishing you were a female

Q: wouldn't it has been so much easier just to simply say I wish I was a female?
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>>35469726
Slow, thorough conditioning and brainwashing. Using techniques such drugs and hypnosis.
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>>35469958
EXCELLENT !!!

you're the winner

You're the token heterosexual in this thread

Keep up the good work
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Nothing too wild, but impregnation and preggo sex. Maybe get her too lactate
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>>35469907
I prefer OLD ZEALAND more

Back in Old Zealand, women lactated Swedish porn magazines

Filled with pics of UNpregnant Swedish chicks
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>>35467364
Cuckold. But I don't to be the cuck, I want to fuck someone else's wife while he is watching. I almost fulfilled it earlier this year, when a guy who I met online invited me to massage his wife. I got to touch her thighs, her butt and she groped my dick for a while. She sucked his dick in front of me, but she said that she "wasn't in the mood" to fuck at the moment and I was dismissed. It was a fucking shame, because I could see that the guy actually wanted to see me fucking her (he even said that out loud), but she wasn't attracted to me (it was implicit) and didn't let me go ahead. I tried to contact them back, but I've been ignored since then.
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>>35469907
AUSTRALIANS: take it up the AUSHOLE
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>>35470145

I can't help but laugh at how every time you see someone fixated on the stupid non existent trend of 'cuck', it's a dude who never got laid before

Can you explain this oddity ?
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>>35470145
RE: IGNORED

C O R R E C T I O N

avoided

Like the plague

It's all in how you touched her

Number one, you should've NEVER massaged her

You should've shoved your dick down the back of her throat, without asking anything

ASKING : giving ppl a better than 50% chance of saying NO
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>>3547018
Doubt it is a virgin only thing, but
It is empowering to make some other guys woman yours
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Running a facility like from the Hostel movies where I have an unlimited pool of men to slice up, rape, fuck in the head, play sick games with and test torture techniques on.
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>>35470245
It certainly SEEMS to be a virgin only thing

That's the ONLY ones I've ever seen mention it

I'm married

It's a non existent genre of porn

It's all about deep set psychological weaknesses revolving around trust issues and mommy issues

It doesn't exist

And the ONLY guys who talk about it prove their only sexual experience is in front of a monitor on a porn site

Sorry

But it's a fact
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>>35470286
So in OTHER WORDS

you're gay

And you're an effeminate little child who's watched too many cheesy movies, can't develop his own creative concepts, has anger issues, and needs to overcompensate for his lack of power, authority, or masculinity ?

Brilliant
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>>35467583
Kinda the same, I want to have one or two girls of each race and have all day to rank their holes from 1-10.
Like my own sexual reality show
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>>35470183
I don't know how the fuck you concluded that I'm a virgin. I'm not following a trend, I'm actually interested in this stuff way before it became a 4chan meme. And I'm not American, so this cuck fad doesn't really afect people where I live.

>>35470227
>It's all in how you touched her
Yeah, I know. He asked me if could massage a woman and lied. When I got there, she was disappointed by my skills, but didn't say anything about it. He tried to make things easier for me, saying that this thing is excting for him, and asking her to cooperate, but she was really resolute. Too bad.
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>>35470286
Hahahahaha @ how immature and effeminate your choice of crap film stock to convert to webm hahaha

You're a creampuff

Run along and play some more Zelda

Sassypants
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I want a girl to set me up on gay dates and coach me on how to love another man. Just thinking about it gets me hard.
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watching my sister be the white bit in a bbc oreo
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>>35470326
EFFECT: a state of change or being caused by another action

AFFECT : a person's mood

AFECT: a non-existent word use by somebody who doesn't understand how to communicate effectively even in the most primal Elementary usage of the English language

>>35470326

Yep.... well stop being such a homo and next time try being a man

The massage thing has nothing to do with sex, and when an effeminate, limpwristed little girl puts her hands on another woman, she can tell that's not a man doing it....
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A threesome of curse.
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Something along the lines of >>35469989.
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>>35470369

Lol @ you being such a fucking creepy worthless subprimate

No wonder your mother doesn't truly love you
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>>35470290
uh?
Wanting to toy and fuck girls in relationships makes u a virgin?
IM a KVH, but Im pretty sure chad would be down for that
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>tfw you will never get turned into a qt girl
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>>35470345
RE: STOP WASTING OUR TIME

your rectum is so loose, it can accommodate a motel fire extinguisher

You're not fooling anybody
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>>35467364
>become a woman for 24 hours
>stuff my face with junk food
>have men tease me for being fat
>turn back into man and cum in my pants
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>>35467364

Getting a black woman pregnant, fucked a few bareback but nothing yet.
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>>35467364
Having a lovely, loving wife, fucking my middle school oneitis on the side, also having another life with another wife in Italy.

Am i evil? Has loneliness corroded me?
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>>35470409
Of curse of curse...>>35470412

Why not save energy and just type 'FAGGOT HERE'

????
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>>35467364
To take care of a quadruple amputee bf. Also to be missing a limb or two
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>>35470464
So that people would at least know what kind of faggot I am.
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>>35470432
Sure Chad would

Sure

Or as you guys like to say:
OF CURSE HE WOULD

lol @ you knowing what a normal psychologically stable heterosexual would like

(Chad doesn't exist anyway)

*throws a bucket of water on the scarecrow to put out the fire, but it splashes on you and you begin to melt*
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>>35470456
If you want to get a black woman pregnant, get food stamps

That releases her WHOREMOANS
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>>35470458
A: no, r9k corroded you

But antibiotics may make your clitoris' foreskin grow back
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>>35467364
pic source?

minuib
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>>35470480
STANDS AND APPLAUDS

FINALLY

PERFECTION !!!!!

>>35470481
LOL
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>>35470514
But this started way before i found 4chan
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>women
being loved would be nice
>men
>gargling a femboy's cock while taking another up my ass, being a total slave to their pleasure
not gay at all besides that little fantasy desu
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JN PRESENTS-
THE CORRECT ANSWER WAS:
_____________________________

the correct answer was:

COCKSNOT is going to be a huge term soon

cocksnot copyright 1991 by JN
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>>35470571
CORRECTION :

ahhhhh, forget it

You already know that we all know that you know we know you're gay
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>>35470596
Is it really gay if you'd only tolerate homo acts when there's a dick in your mouth? like kissing and going on dates is too gay for me, if his dick aint out you can count me out
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FUN FACT:
I actually LIKE you guys

I'm just having fun

You're okay in my book

All of you
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>>35470623
Read my previous post

Be well

I'm going back to sleep

With my wife

Shes got a cold
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>>35470646
your a faggot fucker XD
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>>35470646
Goodnight and sweet dreams. I hope penny feels better!
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>>35467364
being turned into a centipede with the ability to become invisible and crawling inside as many penis holes as i can as far down as i can go, burrowing through their walls with my numbing fangs and planting myself deep down inside of their testicles when they're sleeping

then whenever they next decide to masturbate i'll make myself visible and come flying out all bloody and sticky as they cum and i'll scurry away behind the wall under their bed and go invisible, leaving them in terror and panic as they desperately search for me only to turn visible and come crawling back into their dick once they go back to sleep

i'll do this in a town that i want to live in to all of the residents so they'll either leave in terror or kill themselves and i get the place all to myself, then i'll live as an immortal NEET in my own little world

i'll start an army of invisible dick centipedes and use them on any individuals that try to take it away from me, or start going around as an invisible man treating the world like my own personal fap bank as i go on a quest to get off to absolutely every scenario as i transcend the mortal void and embrace solidarity with human kind
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>>35467364
rewinding to 7th grade with my memory faintly intact, but this time when puberty hits I become a top Chad at my school and plow through the female student body and through life on easy mode. Humiliate my bullies. Go to prom with a date. Get promoted easily at work simply for being a man's man. Marry a 10/10 Stacy who lets me fuck her friends right in front of her. Raise my children with tales of my conquests and successes in life.
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Being stuck inside a girl
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>>35469811
your are an faggat, and need to fuck off back to red dit with along your screenname
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>>35467364
Being a slave boy (male) and being used as a cumdumpster by many men. I want to be covered in semen when they are done with me.
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>>35467364

>za warudo extended time freeze
>walk around in town, go into every singly house, undress every single woman
>put dick inside all of them, take notes on how tight, deep, wet their pussies feel and all other characteristics, take full body pictures of all of them, set up a large stats database
>eventually, after going through and test-fucking grahams number amount of women, select the one finest lay of them all
>fuck her ceaselessly til I have a heart attack
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>>35470849
what the fuck anon

how the fuck would you ever even think of this
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Vanilla sex with a girlfriend.
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>>35469164
>having a dick
What kind of dick would you like to have if you could choose it's attributes
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>>35471150
same anon
>but i wanna be in chastity while doing it and be released to cum myself only after i licked up all of it
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>>35471315
nice one anon, I love chastity too.
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>>35467364
I want to stage an extremely elaborate BDSM scene with a girl.

I want to stage a fake kidnapping, then take her to an isolated location where I can spend a couple days using and abusing her before dumping her on the streets to walk home in filthy clothes covered in blood, piss, cum, and tears.
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Ctl+F
>JohhnyNeptune
>30 matches
Whew
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>>35467364

Mine is to have like 6-7 girls fuck me at once, all lined up, nice asses and pussies, and take turns fucking them all doggystyle and have them all slurp up my cum
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Oneitis fucking me with a relatively small sized strapon while she reaches around and rubs my leaking cockhead slowly, she would also have to say dirty things quietly close to my ears. Shes pretty petite so it would be extremely hot to be dominated by such a small girl.
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Grrrrrr....

Wendy's sick, with a bad cold, taking opioids, and sound asleep

I tried laying there, spooning, cuddling, all to no avail...

I can't sleep...

I think I may download another porn video with TUBEMATE, ruin it with weird editing and bizarre special effects, add my own music, completely destroy any pornographic purpose to the video, and UPLOAD IT back to pornhub

For example:
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph58b9bec8ece56
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>>35471719
lol bet your wife's gay
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>>35469811
huh tripfags are really the dumbest fucking faggots in here

>HAHA YOU JSUT GOT TROLD TROLOLOLOL
this is fucking reddit tier bait, seriously fuck off, noone needs you here
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>>35467364
Rimming and fucking this asshole

turns me on
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Something like this

>tfw 28 and never had sex
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>>35471692
Also she has to fuck me gently and slow, has to be all cute and sensual
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>>35471719
lost

le original message
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>>35471692
What, I don't remember posting here.
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>>35471680
>LMAO KEK FUCK OUTTA HERE KEK KEK YOU GAY KEK KEK KEK KEK I BET YOURE GAY YOU KEK KEK
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I want to financially provide for an effeminate twink who keeps me in chastity. I would worship him like a deity and his feet would be the focus of it all. He would only allow me to edge occasionally to his soles. I imagine the relationship to be like a parasite and its host. The parasite has burrowed in and cannot be removed and it this point the host just has to live with it until the parasite destroys it. He knows the power his feet have and he refuses to let up. It is simply natural selection, a stronger organism manipulating a weaker one into submission.

The master is always an effeminate twink and I do also imagine him to be a weeb, a neet, and alt-right. Sometimes I imagine that I am in a world where betas who have small dicks are required to find a master at a certain age. He is younger and I choose to serve him. There is a ceremony between our families where my family passes me off into servitude to him.

Sometimes I also imagine that I am a married man with several children and I am a provider secretly for a young guy who is my son's age. He gets preferential treatment and I send him to an expensive college and buy him a luxury car. This is all for his feet and the feeling of submission.
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> On a date with 4/10 chubby gf
> Get randomly hit on by an objectively more attractive, thinner girl
> Openly flirt back and ignore my ugly gf as she tries to politely get my attention
> She quickly gives up and sits back sad and quiet
> After a few minutes I openly ask the hot girl if she wants me to ditch my gf to get a room and fuck
> She says yes enthusiastically
> My ugly gf starts crying
> Start laughing
> Tell the hot girl I would never fuck a slut like her
> Hot girl leaves, angrily
> Look back to my ugly gf and tell her there's no one else in the world but her
> Then take her to the restroom and fuck very loudly
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>>35467364
just sex with a girl would be nice
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>>35472220
Would he allow you to cum eventually, or is it permanent chasitty?
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>>35469682

I'm 170cm/5'7 and have a similar fantasy: dominating a tall girl in bed. Conversely, I'd like to *be* dominated by an <5' girl.
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>>35472472
He would allow me to cum, but it would be very sporadic. Most edging sessions would last for hours without any type of release. He knows very well that the male brain functions differently when it is aroused. It makes irrational decisions, like allowing a twink to financially destroy you with his feet. He knows that he needs to maintain a balance between total control and some pleasure for the sub. He risks losing control whenever I cum, but he chooses the time wisely in order to prevent that.

Eventually he hopes to get me to such levels of arousal that castration can be agreed upon. This is of course preceded by a legal contract that locks in my financial servitude permanently. Once that is secured, castration could be implemented, using his bare feet of course. The opportunity to feel his large feet on my genitalia is to good to pass up. They quickly make mince meat out of my testicles and now those bothersome and pesky sexual desires are not an issue. I can simply focus on making him money. At the age of 18, he has locked in his financial future and can sit comfortably.
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>>35472673
I don't know if that's a good idea, I think you would be a better slave with your sexual desire to motivate you.
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>>35472860
I agree, the castration idea seems better on paper than in reality. I am heavily romanticizing it. I would probably end up killing myself if I was to be put in that scenario after castration occurred.
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>>35467364 i wanna fuck a virgin whore
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i just wanna meet a nice guy and go on adventures in a fantasy realm, falling in love while fighting starting a family together at the end
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>>35472533
Doesn't have to be a fantasy. It's as easy as asking a tall girl out. Then dominating her in bed.
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>>35473751
>starting a family

Guys can't get pregnant.
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>>35467364
To have a girl and completely dominate her in every aspect. Being a possessive dominant master to a slave. Preferably a shy insecure depressed girl who feels she deserves all the degrading sex she gets. But afterwards I always cuddle and make her feel special. Because she's my special cocksleeve.
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>>35473814
not if i wake up in the fantasy realm in a girl's body
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>>35473751
>>35473903
You could always take girl pills and adopt a baby and be like a family.
I can cum in your boipussy to pretend you got impregnated and 9 months later we would adopt a baby.
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>>35471719
Ur music's fuckin shit, m8.
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>>35467364
True ffm threesome/orgy experience

I've had sex with lots of other people having sex around me and been blown, while feeling on a couple other girls boobs, but have never had sex with multiple girls in one session.
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>>35473982
Threesomes are way overrated. It's nothing like in porn. I've had ffm threesomes but never a good one.
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What even is this threaat? o_O
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>>35473929
but i want the adventure and thrill anon

then again that sounds nice too
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>>35474016
How can it be bad though? I used to go to a swingers bar and even mmf threesomes we're fun, especially with a friend and a decently attractive girl
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I want to be kidnapped by a hot MILF widow who has a shit ton of money but a barren womb.

She'll take me to her mansion and spend exorbitant amounts of money brainwashing me to be a physically helpless infant diapered 24/7, only drinking breastmilk and constantly drooling and spitting up. She'll keep me like that forever

Living the dream boys
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>>35474055
There is no fantasy realm anon..

But there are camping trips in the woods. Maybe somewhere in Norway and look at the Aurora Borealis and have the lewdest sex in that tent.
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theres this really cute and thicc girl i know. but she's BLACKED

so I have this fantasy where

>black guy and her invite me over
>black guy confesses that he's into cuckholdig
>wants me to fuck his gf
>immediately start kissing his gf while he's in the room
>rip off her clothes and start fucking her right there
>doggy style
>missionary
>all while kissing her everywhere

>make a contract to have it happen almost every week
>slowly starts to leave black guys feelings
>slowly she becomes a slave to my cock

>leaves black guy, and I get to fuck her over and over again
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>>35474119
anon pls you're making me sad knowing such things are almost impossible
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>>35474242
The only thing that's impossible is that I don't like boys but only girls and girls(boys).

I would do all of these things with you if you had cute boobs and hair and face
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>>35474269
no to the first and second, maybe to the third.

Problem is, even if someone were willing i don't think i could reciprocate
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My ultimate sexual fantasy?

Well, as of right now, it would have to be have a soft and squishy belly gf who knows she is fat and it doesn't really bother her, but she gets off on me worshiping her belly and the rest of her body. I would want one night to feed her everything she asked for, while lovingly rubbing and caressing her belly. I would stop when she is full, and then I would smother her fat, happy and full belly with kisses and love while caressing her breasts while she strokes my cock. After I cum, I would eat her out or finger her until she cums, and then we would cuddle until we fall asleep.
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Impossible to happen but:
>Experiencing sex as the other gender
I dont want to be a girl but just want to learn how does it feels
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To magically detach a boy's cock so he still feels sensation from it and suck and fuck it all day while he has to hide what's happening.

Servicing men at a gloryhole is also a nice one.
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Using dress-breaker power on Staceys
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>>35474804
Gays have the most degenerate fetishes.
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I want me and mom to cuck dad
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>>35470849

Corrr cheers m8y I hadf a right good little fuking kek at that one, oi really did.
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>>35474993
Agreed, that's why I'm not one.
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>>35467419
This is some good ass shit anon
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My biggest is probably being the slave of a qt domme who uses me for all kinds of games. Mostly being kept in bondage at all times and used to worship her body while in return she ruins my orgasms and tortures my balls.

Another fantasy I have is a little more achievable I think. I remember reading on here once about a guy who basically put on his okcupid that he just wanted to eat women out with reciprocation being optional. He ended up being passed around a group of girls who all used him whenever they felt like being ate out. So I'd imagine a scenario like that where I get passed from girl to girl who each uses me for their oral pleasure in their own way (facesitting, rimming, etc.). Freud would definitely say that I'm orally fixated.
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Someone pay me a lot of money so I'm stable and I do things for them in exchange
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>>35469811
>tripfag calling anyone else faggot
I don't get the interest of pegging either though.
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>>35467364
Time freeze at my old high school.
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Having a loving wife
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Being "raped" by an older woman who I get to call mommy.
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I want a succubus to fuck me until all my masculinity is drained out and I become a little girl. Then she would adopt me as a younger sister and teach me how to become a 10/10 semen demon
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>encounter alien
>alien needs to gain information about mankind or get some kind of genetic sample
>disguises itself as the most beautiful woman i can imagine
>seduces me

tfw you will never fuck an alien why even bother
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>>35467364
Having vanilla sex with a beautiful woman who I love and with whom I could plausibly spend the rest of my life.
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>realistically
in a loving stable relationship with qt3.14 with similar interests as me

>unrealistically
shapeshifting powers to be a busty and hung shemale to trick chads into bringing me home from the bars before i fuck their ass
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for a girl to have sex with me
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sumata in a crowded library
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>>35477174
I've seen that anime
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>>35467364
Massive creampie gangbang. I love to see bitches being gangbanged.
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Having consensual sex in the missionary position with a girl whomst I am in a monogamous, wedded relationship with, knowing full well that this act could lead to a child and being content with that fact.
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>>35477194
You'll never fuck a woman neither. Feels bad man.
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>>35477418
Degenerate, get off my board
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>>35468709
>>35469008

Just pay a hooker. There are failry cheap hookers if you look for minorities or fatties, or just nymphomaniac sluts. I'm going to pay a sex addict slut 20$ this week to have a quick fuck.
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Being feminized and fucked hard. Licking ass, and getting pissed on as a trap.
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I want a group of sexually adventurous but inexperienced teenage girls to seduce me and use me to experiment.
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Marrying a cute girl and having consensual sex.
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>>35477503
If it's so easy to get laid on grindr, why not get a hand job there, and just prwtend it's a girl. Girls have hands too. It's free and legal
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>>35469337
This is your 502th pic of wojak? Jesus christ.
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>>35477552
I think I'm going to try it some day. I won't mind to get a suck or fuck some boypucci, but I'm not really homo. It would be cool since it would be free instead of wasting money on hookers once in a while.
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>>35474490
Why is this a fantasy? Fat girls are the easiest girls to get as a gf because they're undesirable to most men. The ones who actually like fat girls must be swimming in pussy.
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>>35471941
>The girl in the back trying her best to be included
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>>35477550
This, without the marrying though.
Preferably i'd wrap my arms around her though while doing it.
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>>35467364
there is something really repulisive about women with high set boxy cripple hips (left of centre)
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I want to be reborn in a weeb universe where I have a childhood friend who's a few years older than me.
She's a tomboy who lives with her milf of a mother.
The rest of my family dies in an accident and the hot milf takes me as if I was her own son.
By the time that happens her daughter has become a bit of a "delinquent-girl" with a rough bro-like personality, but she still tries to assume the role of big sister.
Eventually I get to fuck and love both of them.
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>>35477602
>I'm not really homo

I have some bad news for you
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>>35467583
I don't think that's what being a Chad is actually like
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So mine's kinda weird

>Bully at school would blackmail me, maybe with photos of my small penis
>He'd make me come over to his house and suck his cock
>Then do all his chores
>After a few weeks, he'd put me in a chastity cage to permanently own me
>Then he'd begin making me crossdress when I came over
>He slowly begins making me wear more effeminate clothing over time
>Then, he starts forcing me to take hormones
>Hormones warp my sexuality and slowly make me lust for his big, thick cock
>I begin visiting him with more enthusiasm
>Finally, when he takes my virginity for the first time as he slowly penetrates me, I lose all control and surrender myself to him
>I embrace my femininity and happily become his little girlfriend
>After a few years, we'd get married and I'd resign myself gladly to being his cute housewife who loves to serve him 24/7
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>>35467364
getting loved by a girl
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>>35477686
I'm not, I'm just desperate for free sex since I'm not rich and the only way I can get some pussy is paying. If I were gay things would be much easier. I live in a city full of gays and lots of times gays offered me sex but I wasn't interested, but I think I'm going to try it.
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>>35467364
those chicks aren't that hot 2bh

originally, though
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>>35477719
This makes me feel better about myself. Thanks.
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>>35477686
Wanting to fuck men is not homo for this epic for the win generation, where have you been, you senile old man? This is straight as fuck, bro.
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>>35477828
i know i'm pathetic


sorry anon
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>>35467419
>head resting on his shoulder
How short are you, anon?
>We're talking about kids, right?
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>>35477719
Super hot anon. I want someone to do that to me!
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I want to make love to a girl who loves me.
I want to cum deep inside her, as she locks her legs around my back, holding me close to her.
I want to look into her eyes as she tells me she wants to have my babies.
Cuddling afterwards, of course.
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>>35477737
This. Just the thought that there is a girl that cares about you and dreams about having sex with you. It hurts to live.
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>>35477641
actually I must backtrack a bit on that, its not to do with them being highset more or less due to lower hip narrowness or some ship
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>>35478067

I might pull that line next time I have sex.

Open question, does the line "I want to have your babies" or "I want your cum deep inside me" generally suggest mental girlfriend? Or is it something that would turn most guys on?

I don't want him to immediately exit and jump out of the window or anything.
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>>35478140
>Open question, does the line "I want to have your babies" or "I want your cum deep inside me" generally suggest mental girlfriend? Or is it something that would turn most guys on?

I think that depends entirely on your relationship.
If you'd been together a month or two, it might come on a little strong.

Personally, I would be unbelievably turned on and would have to struggle not to cum instantly, but I have quite an impregnation fetish and actually want children.
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>>35478209

As do I, plus a lactation fetish.

We've been together over a year, really settled relationship, although he doesn't know about my fetish. We've discussed it vaguely in the past but never acted on it.

He loves it when I ask him to cum inside me but talking about making me pregnant is a whole other ballgame.
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>>35467364
Why are 3dpd sluts so ugly
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>>35467364
having a hyper-confident/energetic turboripped giant muscle gf with cool hobbies

I'm talking like, 8 foot tall, huge frame, biceps thicker than my legs, tits bigger than my head, 450+ pounds with low bodyfat, outgoing, great self-esteem, and liking shit like playing electric guitar, motorcycles, guns, great taste in video games, very competitive, eats like a horse, constantly tries to impress me, unironically has posters of famous body builders and 80's action stars in her home

also she rides me with her vice-like vagina while choking me out and kissing me
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>>35469581
Wait what. How is that gay?

It's just a sexual fantasy I have.
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>>35478552
and yeah I know it's gay as fuck but I'm bi so it's perfectly in order
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>>35467364
I want to live a hardcore BDSM 24/7 lifestyle. I want to be a slave and give my mistress/master total control over me. I don't want to be allowed any luxury, and I want to be in chastity almost all times, just to remind me of my condition.
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I want this >>35478067 with my oneitis, but actually having kids with her as well.
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>>35467364
Doing a horse up its ass right after it has just taken a foul smelling sloppy shit.
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>>35475690
that second one sounds pretty nice, desu
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i want to have sex on a regular basis with a girl who i married for the rest of my life. i also would like her to convince me i am attractive and a good lover
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Being mentally dominant but phyiscally submissive. I always hate how in femdom porn the woman is so mean. I want to have a small qt tie me up edge me spank me ect. But because theyre submissive and want to please me. Dominating myself basically
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>>35467364
Travel to a alternate reality of Earth where there's not enough men on the planet to keep the human race from reaching inevitable extinction, and be recruited to fuck and impregnate dozens of women every day in a high-tech facility
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>>35469653
God I've seen you in multiple threads now and all you do is spread cancer in an attempt to gain attention, kys
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>>35467364
A girl willing to have sex with me.
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i JUST want a 6'10 aryan man to lock me on his /offthegrid/ homestead in wyoming and make me his personal broodmare for like 27 children, is that REALLY so much to ask
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Watch Jordyn Jones, Lexee Smith and Chloe East have a threesome while I sit in a corner. jerking off and crying.
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Being visited by a beefy incubus every night and being continually forcefucked until his black seed orally impregnates me with the antichrist/ubermensch and then being mutated by the sixhundred sixty six day pregnancy into unrecognizableness (horns, red irises/sclera , bright white skin, pulsating black veins around my pregnant stomach, sharp teeth, claws, more arms, extra nipples, prehensile sentient dick, and so on and so on), and then being visited by some random cultists to help deliver the birth, and then raising the unstoppable, divinely handsome son who conquers the world, rejuvenates it's spirit and grants me a venerated position in his court as his beloved father-mother

i'm a guy btw
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Does it have to be actually be possible? If so: I'd like to merge together with somebody, dividing and adulterating their traits with my own, sharing their cognizance and influencing how they behave.

I want to look out of the person's eyes and survive by the oxygen in their heart, that would be quite nice. I'd live comfortably and impenetrably inside their body

... I'm a sick man
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>>35480956
>you will never get into a car crash with a supermodel and have the only way for any of you to survive to be to graft your head+some internal organs onto her body siamese twin style with each of you controlling half of the body
would be fun desu
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>>35467364
i want to be beaten, abused, cut, choked, insulted, humiliated, tortured, raped, and eventually brutally murdered by a little girl.

being completely and utterly dominated by something incredibly "weaker" than i am is hot as fuck.
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>My petite goth gf agrees to anything I want sexually
>Pic related looks like her

>We find a 40 year old, bald, fat, rough looking man (Not attractive to her at all)
>he has a really girthy cock
>8 x 6.5 (or even more girthy if that doesn't seem big enough)

>he doesn't care about her or how she feels at all
>using and abusing her

>she doesn't want to do any of this
>doing it purely for me
>she's a little scared

>she mounts him nervously and he tries to push it in
>it's too big
>she keeps looking at me nervously
>he tries again with more force

>it goes in about 2 inches deep
>she's screaming, half scared, half turned on
>"Oh my God!! Oh my God!!......"

>She starts bouncing gently
>he grabs her waist and violently forces her down his cock
>she's not strong enough to resist and quickly has her cervix being bruised

>she's no longer enjoying it as much
>he's absolutely destroying her pussy
>never been so stretched
>never been so deep

>he roughly fucks her while she cries and screams and struggles because he's way too big
>different positions

>she cums multiple times from the sheer size
>legs shaking
>crying
>mindblown
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>hanging out with a girl
>get stoned and just chill out
>feel her body with my hands and lips, feel it react to my touch
>make love to her all night while Seinfeld reruns play in the background

Not crazy or over the top but all I want is comfy love making
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>>35481020
Eurgh; that's very warughi
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>>35469671
So.. what do you do for your heroin anyway?
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>>35477719
Mine is something like this too.
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I live in a luxurious mansion, all the maids and workers are big titted women that wear impossibly skimpy clothes like in hentai. I can fuck them at my leisure, sleep on a bed of titties, get head when I'm lounging and shit.
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Having sex with a girl
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I want to impregnate like, two dozen women of different ethnicities
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>>35481991
>not wanting to be impregnated by two dozen women of different ethnicities and give birth to a glowing golden god
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>>35467811
That's pretty hawt
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>Tall girl who thinks I'm cute lets's me stay with her and uses me as her fucktoy
>Tfw almost no girls are into gentle femdom
>Tfw it will never happen
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>>35467364
Being a sex slave to my oneitis. She forces me eat her pussy in public and milks my cock dry with her friends
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>>35467364
To have a qt gf who loves me.
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>>35478209
>impregnation fetish

I guess accomplishing the thing that everyone of humanities ancestors have succeeded in at least once is now considered a fetish
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>>35467364
I want to have sex with someone who truly loves me.
This sex is for the purpose of procreation and after I finish inside her she would tell me that she loves me.
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>>35477609
Well, I'm not "swimming in pussy"

Its a fantasy because I can't trust people and don't want to be emotionally and physically involved with anyone.
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I want to fuck a girl to death like literally kill her while im inside of her

Really I just a good selection of sex slaves with different personalities body types and ages to do absolutely anything I want with. I'd kinda just make it up as I go along. But I'd mainly just get off on treating them badly, being neglectful, physically and verbally abusive. Like a game to see how absolutely worthless and terrible I can make them feel.

>>35477719
Picture of my waifu....
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Having attractive woman try to flirt with me only to be coldly and brutally rebuffed.

The pleasure of denying them their entitlement would be better than any sex act.
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>>35467364
Threesome with 2 girls, like a whole week end where I fuck them whenever I want

Even better if they are MILF
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>>35467419
ayyayayayyy lmao
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>>35470321
>miscegenation
not even once.
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>>35469671
look at the faggot tripfags new faggot trip
whatever to do about it
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>>35467364
Fucked by a group of U.S Marines on their base, or at least a strip tease for them. Just supporting our troops. Closest I got was dating one for a few months and only seeing him rarely. I dumped him about two months before he'd be home for good though.
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Mine is to cuck another guy (who is unaware) by fucking his partner. The more morally heinous the situation the better.

I alway feel shitty after i bust though
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>>35480334

This is mine, except I'm the only man alive. I pick what girls get to be impregnated and live with me in my castle. They all desire me, and their goals are centred around remaining a resident of my castle/mansion.

It's like the bachelor, except they're all either naked or in lingerie all of the time
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>>35481377

There aren't many things weaker than you
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>>35480540

>tfw u don't even get any triggered robot (you)s this time

bad day all around
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>>35484807
yeah, so? do you think i care about being weak? this is /r9k/ man, we're all weak losers here.
or at least, that's how it should be.
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>>35477686
how is getting jerked off by a dude gay
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>>35467364
fucking a giantess with a 10 inch cock.
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>>35481377
Self hating pedo detected

Feel no shame in being sexually attracted to little girls. Pedophobia is a feminist invention anyway.
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>>35485575
what makes you think i hate myself?
well, i mean, i do, but not because i'm a pedo. i just like that shit man.
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a beautiful, big boobed 150 foot tall woman crushes me to death.

or just a regular sized woman of above-average attractiveness runs me over with a steam roller.
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>>35467364
Getting gangbanged by a bunch of girls with strap-ons
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