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Told mom and dad I had a gf. Called her julie. When they wanted to meet her I told them soon. Then I had to act all sad and tell them we broke up. They still talk about her sometimes. Somehow I thought it would make me look like less of a loser.
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lol, thats silly
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>>35466484
Yes. I showed them some picture of a random girl and made up where she lived and all. They were really happy about it too.
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>>35466561
That's more sad than being a KHV dude.
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>>35466722
What's a khv bruv?
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>>35466779
it means that you are a newfag
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>>35466801
Wow thats cool okey thanks
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>>35466828
kissless, hanholdless, virgin
lurk more
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>>35466937
I held a girls hand but not in a very romantic way.
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That's very depressing anon.

And they probably know you were lying.

Parents always know whats up.
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>>35467280
Nah, my parents believe everything you tell them. They even believe in god and jesus.
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>>35466937
Nigga are you weaponized autism level of retarded.

>Kissless
>Hugless
>Virgin

FFS

Calling some one a newfriends when you're still a summerfriend.
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