Told mom and dad I had a gf. Called her julie. When they wanted to meet her I told them soon. Then I had to act all sad and tell them we broke up. They still talk about her sometimes. Somehow I thought it would make me look like less of a loser.
lol, thats silly
>>35466484
Yes. I showed them some picture of a random girl and made up where she lived and all. They were really happy about it too.
>>35466561
That's more sad than being a KHV dude.
>>35466722
What's a khv bruv?
>>35466779
it means that you are a newfag
>>35466801
Wow thats cool okey thanks
>>35466828
kissless, hanholdless, virgin
lurk more
>>35466937
I held a girls hand but not in a very romantic way.
That's very depressing anon.
And they probably know you were lying.
Parents always know whats up.
>>35467280
Nah, my parents believe everything you tell them. They even believe in god and jesus.
>>35466937
Nigga are you weaponized autism level of retarded.
>Kissless
>Hugless
>Virgin
FFS
Calling some one a newfriends when you're still a summerfriend.