He he time for bed

>>35466251
knock knock

(original commento)

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I feel you Bro today was a bad day for me too.

>>35466279
Who there?

>>35466289
What's your story my man?

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This one always makes me laugh
Have some simple humour, anons

>>35466389
Dwayne

(original

>>35466531
Dwayne who?

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hope this makes u feel better

>>35466546
DWAYNE THE BATH TUB, I'M DROWNING

>>35467287
Holy shit, that was the first knock knock joke I ever learned

>>35467287
Heehee kinda funny I had to say it out loud to get it tho.

>>35467484
Hey anon, try this one
>knock knock

>>35467514
Who is out there?

>>35467529
>smellmopp

okay OP, here's a doozy for you

a moth walks into a podiatrist's office, and sits down to talk to him. he begins ranting and raving, saying "doctor, my life is in shambles! i drink every day because my dead end job sucks... it's draining my life force! i go to bed every night next to this old hag. my wife doc, i don't even recognize her anymore. there is no love there!
and then there's my daughter Alexandria, she's failing school already, and she's only in 4th grade. she's just so stupid doc, i don't know what to do!
when i look at my son Lusitanius, i see the same cowardice in his eyes that i see in mine... if only he was more cowardly! then i could truly be proud. i need help doc!"

the doctor looks at the moth - "well you've certainly got quite a few problems there mr. moth, but it raises a question...
why did you come see me, a podiatrist, instead of a psychologist?!"
the moth then responds "i saw the light on!"

i genuinely hope you feel better anon, and if you wanna rant about it to me on kik or somethig i'll listen

>>35467550
Smellmopp who?

>>35467652
I don't get it. Why was the light's on?

>>35467721
The moth was attracted by the light.

>>35467732
:) simple
Thank you