Do you ever see yourself getting married?

Why do you persist in asking questions to which you already know the answers?

>>35464590
I do. I can't wait to meet a nice woman and get marry desu. My biological man clock is ticking lol.

can i marry onahole?

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>>35464590
Yes, to pizza.

>>35464590
I might like to get married one day. I have someone in mind too.
I don't think he wants to marry me because whenever I talk about marriage he pinches my lips shut like dew worms and says "Not for a long, long time."
Another thing I ask myself is why get married when I don't want kids? What else is the point of marriage?
I think I would just like the commitment and beginning a family of 2.
I'm a very devoted and loyal person to begin with and I want somebody to show that toward me, too.
I don't think I would have much of a wedding. The gender dysphoria it would cause me is not worth it.

No.

I'm too ugly, poor, and dumb. I have nothing to offer. No one wants to be with a suicidal piece of shit.

Yeah, okay? Everything gets married. Even animals and spiders. And, just because they don't have cakes and suits and wedding parties and expensive rings, doesn't mean that they're not legally, ahem... married.

You see, love is about compromises. Compromising your future to the city council of Bethesda, Maryland.

Look, marriage is about hiding in the kudzu behind your apartment, and not going in until the lights are completely out.

Look, if my wife ever sees this thread, uh, tell her I exploded, and tell her it was very sad, and the last thing I said was "make sure my wife moves out of my condo."

i almost married a qt girl but she literally died

im pretty much broken since that day

i never knew what she saw in me

Only to jlaw