>mum asks my penis size what did she mean by that?

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>>35464190
>what did she mean by that?
she's looking to get a chastity cage for you

>>35464190
So did you tell her?

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>it's an "OP isn't creative enough to sustain his own thread" episode

She was setting you up to rip on you for having the tip chopped off when you were a helpless newborn.

She saw your bulge the other day and can't stop thinking that thing came out of her pussy

>>35464190
she's looking for an explanation for why you turned out the way you did. a small dick would explain everything

>>35464190
She wants to find you a nice bf but thinks any potential partners would need to know your size first

>>35464190
She just wants to know what everyone's laughing at.

She wants to avoid the embarrassment of penis inspection day for you.

OR she wants to know who has been drilling holes in the cantaloupes she's been buying and fucking them.

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was she wearing this?

>>35465608
what is that? The current record how deep someone's cock has been?