Where is Garret?

Probably on here or another anonymous online community, laying low. I'm sure he's a hyper self-aware robot now

>>35460944
newfag

he's basically a normie now and puberty did him fairly well considering what he was before.

Forgot his IG, somebody will post it soon

>>35460944
I don't really care about him to research fully, but last I heard he is a normie with a girlfriend.

>>35460944
oh noes the embarrassment and le cringe

normie get out

>>35460944

Newfaggot he is a Normie and ripped and has a nice gf

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>tfw she is now with the qb of the football team

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>>35461994
Why wouldn't she be? She's hot and thus has value. Don't know if her QB is hot but he's a beast at football, probably has his shit together socially, parties with her, has the stamina to fuck her for 20 minutes, etc.

Why do you think you're entitled to that if you can't offer what he does?

>>35461994

>you ask her to dance
>Chad gets in her pants

>>35461994
16 and pregnant when

>>35461994

I wonder if he knows how fast she'll drop him if he gets injured and can't play anymore, or if high school ends and he doesn't get drafted to play in college.

I wonder if he cares.

>>35461994
I'm not a burger, but aren't football players meant to be big?

Her thighs are larger than his.

>>35462225
only retarded roasties get unwanted pregnancies and she doesnt seem that stupid

>>35462245
Why would he? Jesus this board has such a strange view of relationships. They like each other how they are. And they want to fuck.

>>35462286

HS JV players are scrawny af

>>35462296
hahaha you innocent lil cuck

>>35462337
>Fucking hot girls is now the same as being cucked
You know you faggots are going to ruin any meaning of the word if you keep using it like this right?

>>35461994
someones on this board is going to fap to this tho

>>35462286

They're supposed to be, but in high school, only the linemen are. They get big in NCAA when their coach hints that he wants them to take steroids in the off-season.

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>>35460944
doesnt get any better

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>that scar tho

Why would Garrett be so interested in her? To the point of becoming an internet meme

>>35462519
She has a real coalburner face.

I feel like she'll end up doing porn.

>>35462296
>They like each other how they are

Do you also believe that you can do anything you set your mind to, and that bullies will get what they deserve when they grow up?

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>>35462519
holy fuck he's a 5/10 who doesn't even do his hair

>>35462547
the fuck did she get an abortion?

He made it. Good for him.

>>35462598
>did she get an abortion?
She had cancer

>>35462598

No shit. Average white guys all have the potential to be Chads.

Average + tall white guy = easy mode.

>>35462598

It's almost like she's dating him for the social status of being the quarterback's girlfriend or something, and not because she actually likes him as a person.

>>35462644

TOP TIER GENETICS.

Now someone post a recent Garret picture.

>>35462590
What? I'm not in high school, have fucked a bunch of women and am well adjusted. I'm not you. Stop projecting.

>>35462675

Are you a tall/handsome white Chad?

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4230107/

da fuck? She started acting and has been in a couple of movies

>>35462714
Yeah. Why?
This is original.

>>35462733

>She started acting

I know where this is going. Her Facial Abuse video will be their most popular ever.

>>35462759

You write with the casual arrogance of someone who's had everything in life handed to him for nothing.

>beta
That shit was pretty alpha. Showed off some sweet dance moves to the girl he likes in front of a bunch of people, including other qt's, and she was actually impressed. She only rejected him because he's not a Chad.

>>35462800
We all have different struggles anon. But I know you don't want to admit that.

>>35462820

Yeah. Last week I struggled to open a jar of sauce. Life is hard sometimes.

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>>35460944
He probably killed himself after a reckless asphyxiation session.

>>35462286
qbs don't get beat up as badly as other positions, so they don't have to be that big

Anyone got any pictures of Garrett recently? Is he still wearing fedoras?

I follow him on instagram, he's basically a slightly awkwardly nerdy kid now. Dude isn't a robot at all and seems pretty normie from what he posts.
Alexa is turbo normie and living the American dream

>>35463280
post the link damnit

>>35463280

post a pic of him pls

I've been searching for 30 minutes and can't even find Garrett's last name let alone recent pics of him. I wanna know if he's still as ugly.

One ugly guy to another.

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>>35463756
Apparently this is his twitter account

https://twitter.com/garrett_noga

And his instagram is private
https://www.instagram.com/garrett_noga/

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>>35463863
>https://twitter.com/garrett_noga

Is this him? He's pretty good looking now if so.

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>>35463966

Looks like it. Here's another pic. He's basically average tall white guy now easy mode.

>tfw Garrett out chads me

>>35462286
Just A meme m8. They are mostly normie scrawny skellies or fat fucks for linemen. They start getting big once they pursue a career in college or want to go pro.

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>>35460944
let's just say there's a reason he's called "Garret .50" nowadays

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What could she mean by this?

>>35463997
>tall

dude's a manlet

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>>35462733
holy shit she was one of the diary of a wimpy kid movies

>>35463966
That guy isn't good looking