ITT: robot secrets that normies will never know

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>>35460581
>don't change my undies for at least a couple of days so that whenever you go to the bathroom you get a wiff of that magnificent crotch scent
>when you finally do change them you can hold them up to your nose and take a deep inhale

>>35460698
Holy shit anon you are way past beyond saving

>>35460751
doesn't everyone do that? especially with after-fap boxers

>>35460817
Sorry to say, but no.

>>35460581
>Stick hand between buttocks
>fart
>smell
One of life's purest pleasures.

>tfw fell for the smelly bockcock meme
>smell of my own cock turned me on
>go in deeper to get a better whiff
>realize my face is right next to my cock
>lick it
>next thing I know I'm upside down with my legs over my head sucking the tip of my cock
>cum in mouth
>as I cum picture oh_my_god_what_have_I_done.jpeg

>>35460751
How much of a normalfag do you have to be to find that shocking

>>35461177
How much of a Turing-machine do you have to be to find that even remotely acceptable

>>35460698
I unironicly thought only I did this.

>>35460911
Did it feel good at least? orig