I want to be the hero of /r9k/.

you already failed

Drop a nuclear bomb on my house then

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I imagine this almost every day, that I'll go to each robot and save them. I'm not Misaki or gay though, so it's a platonic thing. Like helping a brother stop his cocaine addiction and fix his life.

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>>35460336
we don't deserve you

>remove traps
>remove SJW's

Then we'll talk

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>>35460336
I simply want to exploit the average robots depression and angst for my own personal gain.

I currently have 6 threads running to anger the robot and ruin their day. Hopefully they will commit a happening.

>>35460336
You can be my hero

>>35460336
You can't be our hero, but you definitely could be an hero.

You know exactly what to do to become a hero of r9k. Post a misogynist manifesto and go on a fun spree, except maybe succeed unlike Elliot.

Reminder fires are the most reliable way to kill a lot of people.

>>35460336
can I have some money

originally original

If you want to be the hero of /r9k/ you have to appeal to their repressed individualistic and philosophical tendencies.

It's the long forgotten language that robots understand best.

>>35460336
As a former robot I'm trying to give my best advice to my robot friends. Saving one anon at a time.
Let's join forces

>>35461134
Youre mocking me arent you.
There arent any of those actually left.

>>35460336
I want to help

>>35460336
What would you do?
How would you save us?

>>35460336
If this is true then the only way is to become an admin and get /r9k/ taken down.

This is the same shit sushi bro has been saying, ur probably him, post more Lewds my guy

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You can be an hero robopal!

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I want an attractive female to enjoy my company

But I'm not a miracle worker

I know this feel.

I want to be a famous artsy music autist and be liked by the r9k crowd as /ourguy/ irl

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>>35460336
Kill all the chad's

people used to think I could be the hero of /r9k/, they told me I could defeat the roasties.