Who /micropenis/ here?

Is 5"x4" micropenis?

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>be asian
>have micropenis
>try to make up for it by getting fit
>realize that people probably know that i'm working out to make up for my micropenis and smirk at me behind my back.

People with small penises are less confident
Fact

>>35459164
It's not even erect. This is a shitpost.

I hope gook moot deletes this fucking board

>>35459212
whats your size bro?
it cant be that bad

>>35459215
Duh. If your penis is over 6 inches, there is nothing stopping you from having an endless stream of sex.

>>35459164
that's the saddest penis I have seen today...

>Literally 3 inch cock
lol I have nothing in life to compensate for it.

>implying

That's the average sized penis, not like those overly massive barbarian size porn dicks

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>>35459313
flacid, my foreskin covers it up entirely. from the base, honestly half an inch... h-here it is.

hard mode is all that matters

>>35459444
damn bro I know that feel
My flaccid penis size is pretty similar

Exactly post hard or go home.

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>>35459444
can u post pic of u being erect?

>>35459444

Have a small flaccid penis is a evolutionary advantage imo.

>>35459622
that's the first time i've ever taken or shown a picture of my penis. im too beta to become hard and take a photo.

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>>35459622
I have a thing for penises on the smaller side...please daddy?

>>35459641

So is being poor and uneducated, still not desirable.

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Iktf, when it's hard it's barely 7inches. Hold me, brobots.

>faggots that complain about having a 6" inch dick
I have 4.5"
Quit bitching

>>35459164
The more important is the girth and there is where I lack more, 4".

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>tfw dicklet
not surprised this isnt original

>>35461333
>tfw its rotated
i cant do anything right

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You faggots don't know true suffering till you lose your dick

>>35461333

It may be small, but it is aesthetically pleasing. Probably smash some g-spot as well..

>>35461333
I think it's cute. Would suck 10/10

>>35461356
Oh whoa, how'd that happen anon.

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>>35459164
>>35459444
Holy shit that's the most depressing thing I've seen today.

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>small dick
just means you do a whole lotta butt stuff
some men are just meant to be bottoms

>>35461356
w-what happened anon?

You have been muted for 8 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>>35461333

Do you not have testicles?

>>35461382
>>35461401
Penor cancer

>>35461404
>>35461333 should fuse with >>35461356 to become a whole man

>>35461394
I wish all the dicklets would post pics of their boipuccis.

>>35461423

I don't believe you. Timestamp with no dick.

>>35461423
Why'd they leave your balls?

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>>35461404
yea
oregano original

>>35461423
>not just inverting it and getting pounded by bbc
doing it wrong

>>35461456

Why wouldn't they? They don't just cut shit off for fun. Also you don't need a dick to have kids.

>>35461458

Goddamn, you have very attractive genitals.

>>35461456
Nigger they already cut my dick off why the fuck would I let them chop my balls

i got a small dick and phimosis

>>35460133
>tfw our penises are the same size

>>35461493
For going MtF ofc

>>35461489
I've been told that. Thanks for the kind words anon.

>>35461514

You need a dick to go mtf.

>>35461495
I think I used to have that but I stretched it out over 5 years and now it's normal. I have a 6.5 penis though

>>35461514
l'm not doing that tho

>>35461543
5 years seems a long time to stretch it for

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>>35461523
>I've been told that.
NORMIE DETECTED GET THE FUCK OUT

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>>35461505

Show me, dick brother.

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>>35459444
looks like alf

>>35461356
How do you piss?
oregano

I got a small dick for you guys hold up

>>35461840
How do I dick pic?

>>35462024
What in the world is that even?

>>35462024

Well it certainly couldn't be smaller.

>>35459164
My penis looks like that, flacid.

Is that not normal?

It's 2.5 inches flacid, 6 erect

>>35459192
no you're close to average

>>35462149

Before and after boner pic please? For science-like endeavours.

>>35462149
Flacid lengths vary in size, but unless you have a literal monster cock, it's almost always small looking.

>>35461333
how the fuck is that small

I have a 6.2 incher and it looks smaller than that

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tfw can't tell if dicklet or normal

>>35462149
Your an extreme grower but it's not that bad. Some see it as a perk because your junk doesn't get in the way. What matters in the end is erect length

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>>35462202
What? That's a dicklet dude, and you must be blind or measure badly if you think 6.2 inches looks smaller than that.

>>35462207
Normal

>>35461795
very carefully

fuck you robot you stupid dumbshit goddamn motherfucker!

>>35462207
normal but on the small side of normal

>>35462207
That thing definitely looks bigger than 6 inches.

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>>35462322
Lol man no way, I haven't measured it but it can't be any more than like 5 inches. Im 6'0 so maybe my body makes it different than it actually is?

>>35462367
most people are shit at estimating measurements
grab a ruler and take a picture already

I just shaved my pubes completely

How badly is it gonna itch

>>35462614

Very badly. Ya dun goof'd.

>>35459444
>flacid, my foreskin covers it up entirely. from the base, honestly half an inch... h-here it is.
w-whats your location anon?

>>35463608
i'm not gay u dumbfbutt!

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>>35463665
>i'm not gay u dumbfbutt!
with a dick like that anon, maybe you should be

women can never love you like boys can :)

My penis looks like this after taking drugs on a party

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Could be a lot worse I guess, reading about guys having 3 inch dicks hurts my heart desu can't imagine what that would do to your confidence with women

>>35459212
Are you that Asian gym rat who sends snaps to my roommate?
are you the guy that did 2 leg days in a row and couldn't come to his birthday?

>>35464620
jesus how big is that thing

>>35461795
They'll reroute the urethra under the ballsack so you can piss like a girl instead of having to dribble over your nuts and through manbush.

>>35464709
I hit the cervix a few times with 2 different girl
Instant tears and I had to jerk off shit sucked

>>35464620
This is like coming into a hobo thread to complain about your mansion

>>35464788
No matter how much you have you'll always want more
Lol I've had sex with only 4 women all long term gfs and two had had bigger previously

>>35464847
>lol my mansion is only 4 million dollars I only have 6 bedrooms and 4 bathrooms, my indoor pool doesn't even have a diving board

>>35464883
>implying a giant house can make you truly happy

>>35464928
Not at all what I'm implying. You're only here to humble-brag and feed your ego in a place meant for those less fortunate than you and that's an inherently shitty thing to do

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>>35464928
Pretty much this>>35465007. It's actually really fucking annoying how many guys like you do this here and expect sympathy.

>>35459164
Small doodles are cute! Cute!

>>35465059
Who's expecting sympathy faggot? If the thumbnail of the thread is a dick I'm posting my dick
Fuck off to wizardchan this is a not or board now

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>>35459913

This, little penises are so fucking cute. I want to suck one so badly.

>>35465059
>unironical tripfag
Shoo Reddit.

>>35464620
>small dick thread
>starts bragging with his big dick
get cancer please

>>35461356
I wouldn't mind being weenieless...

>>35459444
>be straight
>always wanted to secretly 69 with a small uncut asian while he gags on my 7" white cock
>itll never happen

I think this thread needs more responses...!

>>35462614
You trim it anon. Never shave

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>>35467011
Nah, you can totally shave him just fine. Just don't be a monkey with a bad razor and your crotch will be A-okay.

>>35467045
I tired that shit multiple times. Various razors. It always ended up with the itchy wrath of hell once the pubes start growing back. And the ingrown Hairs are horrid.
And if you do that to your buttcrack, the area down there is going to transform to sweat drizzling flapjacks

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>>35467114
Sounds rough, maybe you just have sensitive skin? And I only get sweaty back there once the hair has grown back.

I have a 9 inch dick, anyone want to know anything about the big dick life?

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>>35467405
Sure, go ahead, dear anon.

>>35467430
I mean do you want to know anything specific

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>>35467452
Hmm. What's it like having a big dick, I guess. How big is it flaccid? Does wearing pants become uncomfortable due to the size?

>>35467452
So you fap with both hands?

>>35467405
that's almost twice my size
good for you

>>35467471
It is great to me, I always thought it was super important to have a big dick since I was a kid though, no idea why. Maybe some people wouldn't care that much.

Flaccid depends on temperature and various other things, at its smallest it is pretty unimpressive but sometimes it decides to hang long and low, maybe 5-6 inches in that state. Pants aren't an issue it finds a place to sit.

>>35467471
Big dicks are a meme. I'm 7" can't wear certain shorts/pants doing certain activities. Girls love how it looks but not necessarily how it feels. Lots of pain, crying and certain positions being off-limits.

There is no fucking way would I want to be bigger than I am. Yeah I could get a size queen but they're generally trash women. All the normal qts aren't into big dicks. They want slightly above normal dicks. 6-6.5"

Anyone who says otherwise is a trash size queen or bought into the porn meme.

>>35467513
I can. Doesn't feel any better desu. I think that's personal preference though. Also been sucked while being jerked off with both hands
>Mmm yeah feels so good baby
>It actually feels like shit but she likes it so I pretend
>Take her on her back
>Ow anon, it hurts go slower be gentle
>Her hands are digging into my hips to stop me going all the way to balls
>Few girls can take it in their mouth to the balls and if they can they only do it once or twice per bj before going "fuck that"
>Doggy style is the only position girls love it unconditionally
>Makes me cum quick in that position though

That's my story. I think anyone with a legit big dick will basically agree but it'd be worse the bigger you are.

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>>35467540
>It is great to me, I always thought it was super important to have a big dick since I was a kid though, no idea why. Maybe some people wouldn't care that much.
It's like boobs, having a big dick is genuinely seen as a good thing while being smaller is implied to make you less of a man when compared to others.

I just stopped caring eventually about my size, as I would assume most do in time.

>>35467567
Also this. It's like having a super expensive and fancy car. It certainly looks nice and impressive, but it's usually impractical compared to something more average.

>>35467607
That's a really good point. Big dicks are like my litre bike. It has the potential to be amazing and fun but if I open that shit up I'm probably fucked and the fun comes to an end and I won't get to ride it anymore.

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>women doesn't like big dicks thread #241412141242414124

>>35467664
Some women like big dicks. Some women don't. Some women don't care.

>>35467607
Absolutely not true. Having a big dick is better for sex in every way, the real meme is that it hurts and girls don't like it.

There is no girth that a vagina can not take, some just take a little care to get to it. As for legnth you just don't go balls deep its pretty fuckin obvious. There is another g spot at the end of the vagina that makes girls go fuckin crazy, like eyes rolling back in their head and shit. You have to cut that line between pleasure and pain, most girls like being hurt a bit during sex you just need to know where to draw it.

Girls don't want to admit it because of the slut stigma and not wanting to make guys feel inadequate, guys don't want to admit it if they don't have one themselves, but the reaction you get speaks for itself.

>>35467730
you mean "some women like big dicks and the rest is lying"

>>35467782

>There is no girth that a vagina can not take

The premise of a lot of loli hentai, might I add.

>>35467793
>Have 7 inch dick
>Have had girls literally in tears over it
>One girl I fucked three times in 2 years because of it
>IT'S JUST A MEME BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Yeah. You got me ;)

>>35467782
>All girls the same
I guarantee every virgin on this board is going to believe this fugazi cunt lol

>>35467782

>There is another g spot at the end of the vagina that makes girls go fuckin crazy

That's called the wall of the uterus

>>35459192
yup. average is 5.5+ inch

>>35467782
Found the robot who bases all his "knowledge" on loli hentai

do you remember being a kid and wrestling with another kid or sibling? remember how the two of you just flailed around? how it wasn't clean and technical? that's how sex is supposed to be. it isn't supposed to be mechanical and methodical like porn. that's what girls mean when they say "guys learn about sex from porn, so they suck at it."

you're supposed to just get on top of her, and/or let her get on top of you, and do what you feel. do what comes naturally. pull her close. grind your pelvises together. that sort of stuff. not pump her like a fucking piston. i mean, that's one *technique* to try. but that's not automatically good sex. however... lasting a long time is always good. stamina is good. knowing when to slow the pace so you don't bust is good. if you're able to get hard again soon after busting, that's good.

the point is. that's what women mean by "size doesn't matter." if all the other factors are there, then she'll be turned on, and ANY penis will feel good. it's about the intimacy. feeling each other's hot breath on each other. that's what makes it sex and not masturbation.

Considering doing operation for dick.
A friend got addiitonal 3cm (1 inch) on his dick. Im kinda jealous (no homo)

Mine is around 5.5 up to max 6 inch when the bloodmoon shines once in a year.

I'd love having another inch of playroom.

>>35467840
Anterior fornix actually, google it

>>35467926
>operation
fuck you are dumb if you let anyone chop up your dick, even if you are not satisfied with your size

>>35467840
Look it up bruh, some people call it the C-spot I forget the real name.

>>35467901
I don't watch chinese cartoons pornographic or otherwise. I base this on real life experience.

>>35467988
>fuck you are dumb if you let anyone chop up your dick, even if you are not satisfied with your size
what if you're like >>35466414

If you are 4 inches or lower, please abstain from sex. I say this not to be mean, but to help. Make the conscious choice to be abstinate, make it even a virtue of yours. Tell yourself that you have higher virtues than sex, and maybe you'll be able to achieve them. Accept loneliness. Make male friends. If you don't your life will be a living hell.

>>35467926
kegels + reverse kegels. harder, longer, more controlled erections. youre welcome

>>35467999
i literally can't find anything

>>35462202
i have almost 6 inches and it's bigger than that..r

>>35467837
When you guys say 7 inches, do you mean 7 inches bonepressed or not? I want to know if my dick is "make girls cry in pain worthy" or not

>>35468063
Wat. Did you even look. The Anterior fornix as someone else pointed out, I feel like you'd find more looking for c-spot though since that is the meme name.

>>35467513
Not typically but sometimes. You are really just jerking the head so one hand is fine.

>>35459212
God dammit, dude

You're SO dedicated to self defeat, that you actually MAKE UP imaginary insults from other people behind your back

You're a god damn joke

You're a parody of yourself

THE CORRECT ANSWER WAS :

do you always waste your precious time fixating on other men's penises, or do you EVER actually live life without making an idiotic failure out of yourself?

so seriously 6 inch is small or not?
nobody every gives a straight answer

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>>35468226
No. 5.5 is the average and 6 inches is slightly above. 4.5-5 inches is below average and anything below that is small.

>>35467946

yes, and the anterior fornix is the anterior wall of the fornix, which happens to be connected to the wall of the uterus, mr google academic.

>>35468063
are you that incompetent or just retarded?

>>35467999

>Look it up bruh, some people call it the C-spot I forget the real name.

You are stimulating the wall of the uterus through the back part of the vaginal wall. That's why I said wall of the uterus. Also it's called an A spot.

>>35468304
Well whatever it is it makes bitches come like crazy

>tfw 6.2 inch micropeenis
unironically worthless

>>35468412

I hit the uterine wall on my wife and it most certainly doesn't drive her crazy. She hates it.

Inb5 reeeee

>>35469109
i'm not trying to REEE
but why are you in this shithole if you have a wife?

>>35469179
I'm here because I'm a lesbian

>>35464620
you got PPP bro (pearly penile papules)

>>35469179

I like this place. My wife was my first grilfriend I got at 25. I feel a certain kinship with you fellows despite you guys thinking I may be a Chad. Hell I'm still even a NEET.

>>35467860
Micropenis means 2 STDEV below the norm

>>35469218

That is useless information unless you tell us how much a standard deviation is.

>>35469237
Whoops. A standard deviation is 4 inches

>>35469274

Fanx mang. Now I feel better about my -1 inch Wang. LMAOing at micropenises faggots.

>>35469214
Hahaha damn nigga lmao

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rate hate and titillate

>>35469557

Thanks? I think? But originally.

>>35469600

Small and unattractive. That's a shame.

>retards posting flaccid dicks
True length is erect, do not post a picture of your flaccid dick and claim its "small".

>>35469600
Fupa/10

>>35459164
not me
8incher

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>thread about penises
>spawns an anime posting tripfag

Every time.

>>35469724
Be my small bf pIs

>>35469109
You gotta do it right man, you have to be really careful. I've heard 1000 times that it can only ever be painful by my experiences have only been girls loving it. You can say girls are different and like different things but basic biology is pretty much the same, I would at least pretty confidently say the majority can enjoy it if its done right.

>>35467782
I'm 5.5"x4.7-5.1" and my girlfriend can barely take it (my penis has an upward curve and is almost cone shaped towards the end, so the thinner part that is 4.7" hurts her).

The only reason everyone want a big D is because of the status it could give a man. Now, don't get me wrong, I don't really support the feminist and anti-toxic masculinity movement, but shamely, our society is structured to synonym bigger phalluses as everything that's positive that could be given for a man (eg, leader, strong, beautiful).

>>35469799

>Biology is always the same but some women like uterine wall pounding, others don't

Yeah, it must be magix.

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this is mine idk how big it is

>>35469946

Lel, kys, tiny dick.

>>35469946
why did my parents listen to jews and cut my dick

>>35469974

I know that feel. On the plus side, mutilated cocks are generally more attractive.

>>35469946
Looks good to me. Forsooth

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>>35470035
>mutilated cocks are generally more attractive
>says cutfag
oh the irony

I'm 4 something soft i don't know when hard, it could be less, but i don't have a cuck fetish, i mean if sph didn't just do micro penis's and did 4' to 5 inches then maybe i would. I'm just hoping that that fat belly thing around my dick would go away it might make it look better who here;

>Hopes losing weight will make thier dick look bigger here?

>>35459164
anyone under 6 inches should just become a sissy

>>35470530
kek lose weight then
I was 6.5 in my teens and then I gained a bunch of weight and it's 5 inch at best now

>>35470744
yeah i'm pretty sure a 6 inch dicks makes wonders meanwhile a 5.9 inch one is completely useless
>sissy
kill yourself you mentally ill faggot

>>35470781
you mad whitey?

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Anyone else /flaccid penis inverts inside body/

It's unsettling and uncomfortable

>>35459164
>above average penis
>fordyce's spots
JUST

>>35467405
How many times has your penis dipped in the toilet bowl water? Do you have to pull it back between your legs like a fruitbasket when you put on underwear in order to avoid the bulge being too conspicuous? Has a girl told you she was dating you/hooked up with you for your dick?

>>35471229
>pic
That's a good question, how is the former expression real?

>>35471310
We dont do toilets like that all full of water here but it does touch the bowl sometimes. I don't do anything about the bulge, I don't think its too obvious most the time although sometimes people comment on it.

Once they see the dick it becomes an obsession, its hard to separate what they think of you as a person from what you can do for them sexually but I don't really care because the two things are interconnected anyway.

>>35471423
+Sqrt(-3) and -sqrt(-3) sort of cancels out

>>35469920

Are you sure you don't mean "cervix" when you talk about hitting your wife's uterus?
Hitting the cervix and stimulating the A spot are different things.

>>35459337
>Duh. If your penis is over 8 inches, there is nothing stopping you from having an endless stream of sex.
Fixed ur post brah

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>>35459164
5.4" reporting in
Tfw also pencil dick

>>35472025

That is perhaps the least pencily dick in this thread.

>>35472377
apart from the two people bragging

>>35461558
i had/have phimosis, i haven't been super serious about stretching; it was just something did when i felt self-conscious, now it's been about 2 years and i'm still tight just not that tight and i can wash my dick properly so i'm not too worried. 5 years doesn't seem too unreasonable if they weren't serious about stretching it out

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>>35459212
>asian
>micropenis

Dude, you're trap material. Just give up on being a man and become a cute trap instead.

>>35472476
kek, I bet this will help him alot

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>>35459164
>tfw you will never have even a micropenis
>tfw clitorus growth from testosterone isnt the same

>>35464709
>>35464788
How is that big. Thats like 6-7 inches

>>35469109
any time i hit the uterine wall with my ex she would scream in pain and tell me to stop. fortunately my dick isn't that big, maybe 6.5", so that would only happen if i was unusually turned on

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>3.9 inches
>my girlfriend doesn't know
>have no idea what I'll do when it comes to that

If OP wasn't fat (which I assume since there's a belly bulge in the pic) I would totally suck that cock. The coloring is magnificent.

>>35473620
It's obviously bigger than 95% of guys and just about everyone in the thread

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Tfw I want to be a dicklet ;-;

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>tfw average(?) dick and i don't feel like it's enough

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There's a cure for this?

>>35461356
If this is true I must to tell you anon that Iam really sorry. Cant imagine your pain

>>35476165
You are, unless that's flaccid/semi and you can gain a couple inches

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>>35476408
It's semi, when I'm hard it can range from 6.5 to 7in depending on how much Adderall has fucked up my dick for the day.

>>35476467
Ur a gay? Or a tranny?

>>35476467
Doesn't seem that big lol

>>35476363
yeah, death