Rawrr! Hehe, hi uncIe anon! What are we going to do today?

Just go do whatever on your phone or something and leave me alone

>>35457496
We're cutting your hair you little gaylord

>>35457533
bangs are the best hairstyle for females you faggot

>stare at hands
>start tripping out

>>35457496
I'm going to watch you stretch

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>>35457496
>Rawrr! Hehe, hi uncIe anon! What are we going to do today?
zoo

>>35457496
we goin balls deep tonight

I think we're going to just touch the grass and think about it.

*Squats down*

*Touches grass*

It's...it's just so beautiful.

It's so...green...

>>35457699
>mfw uncle anon found the drug stash again

>>35457713

lM HIGH ON LIFE

I'm going to teach you about how White people ended slavery to counter the guilt being forced upon you by your kike teachers.

>>35457496
We're going to go get some BIG hotdogs to suc- ahem eat.

>>35457496
Who are you? I don't have a sister, how can I be an uncle.

>>35459350
But you do have a brother, you fucking retard.

>>35457496
CUT THE GRASS you Roastie

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>>35459369
I don't have a brother either, god damn it! Who are you and what are you doing in my house!

Could you please stop coming to my house at 3 in the morning to play video games.

I'm going to give you 15 seconds to start running and then I'm going to chase you down and shoot you in the back of the head while you're running away

READY

STEADY

GO!!!!

>>35457496
We're going to go watch some Netflix.

We would do shrooms and watch Bill Murray movies
I'm a shitty uncle

Show you how to do a assisted suicide

I'm going to show you how to get something really big into something really small

Who is this girl?
Preemptive originality.

>>35459878
>really big
Little girls belong to little men. At least when we fuck them, they dont get their vaginas torn apart (Hung pedos like you are the reason pedos are hated)

Stay in your own lane with adult Staceys, Chad

>tfw you're the creepy pedophile uncle

This isn't what being an adult was supposed to be like.

WHY IS IT ALWAYS UNCLE ANON?! The idea of incest makes her no longer sexually attractive to me.

>>35457559
that's a boy

oc

>>35457496
It would be nice to teach a niece stuff if she was interested, bright, and open to learning.

for me it would mostly be guns so I think she'd get tired pretty quickly

good thing I guess because I'd probably get annoyed at some point and go back to the basement

>>35457496
What are we going to do today, hm... grab that shovel and follow me