how do i get a gf irl that looks like this

>>35455876
There really is no "how".

Even if you do manage to find one that looks exactly like her, she'll likely:
-have a shit personality
-be a slut
-hate you
-all of the above

>tfw girls can get away with having a shit personality while still being in a relationship
when will WW3 start bros

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>>35456285
>get
this sthi

>>35455962
this. i tried going after a thicc girl based mostly on her body. long story short i got her and have never wanted to kill myself more than when i was with her.

so you're better off not looking around only for something you think is perfect on the outside, cuz you'll probably be disappointed by everything else

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>>35457441\
Im curious now. Story time. I dont care how long or boring it is.

>>35455876
you make a tulpa

oreganoa

>>35457762
ehhhhhhhh i'm just gonna say it was a horrible case of arrested development and keeping me around like a shiny toy she got bored of but wouldn't let anyone else play with. really selfish childish and entitled bitch truth be told

>>35455876
To be clear your question is:
> How do I into a gf with 5% body fat, with that 5% being contained entirely in her tits.
> Having done so how do I, a pale imitation of a man, convince her that I am the best that she can do?

Become worthwhile and worthwhile (3D) people will like you.

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>>35455876
that isn't what gum looks like what the fuck

terrible fanart

>>35455876
>>35458132
>tfw we could have gotten a 3rd JSR game but sega scraped it
It hurts.