>be normie, straight guy
>never seen 4chan
>'friend' advise me to give it a try
>tells me to go check out /b/
disgusted.jpeg
>back to fagdit
>someone mentions /r9k/
>decide to give it a try
>browsing fucking board for hours
>flirting with few 8/10 on tinder
>back to browsing
>middle of the night, go to sleep
>dream about having sex with 10/10
>turns out she's geneticaly modified
>she can turn into futanari and back to normal in a matter of seconds
>loving to suck her perfectly shaved dick
>loving the warmth of her balls hitting mine ones when I fuck her
>loving being fucked by her in the ass
>wake up with the biggest boner ever
>promise myself to never go back to 4chan
>guess what
browsing.exe
Welcome to the circle of the damned
>>35454107
>be me
>14
>2012
>recently started going on /b/ (It wasn't pure porn back then)
>started going on other boards
>fell in love with /pol/, it kind of confirmed a lot of ideas I already had and that libs are a cancer
>[s4s] for the memes
>/v/ and /a/ didn't really share any interests with me
>found /r9k/
>just lurk at first
>start posting after a while, kind of blend in
>mostly participate in the profiling threads, where you fill out those autistic charts
I actually went on 4chan on my laptop at school
kek
>>35454107
>be teenager/almost 18 year old /b/tard
>getting tired of /b/ /b/eing shit
>see new board open up
>bunch of people acting all formal and jovial like top chaps
>little afraid of joining in because all i knew up to that point was epic trolling and spamming old memes
>get a feel for the board
>start posting
>take a break from 4chan
>come back to see /r9k/ deleted and reinstated
>suddenly feels, feels everywhere
>but we had shiggy diggy and bursts into treats so it was alright
at least we still kept the greentexts and well-detailed posts, even if it is mostly depressing whiny bullshit most of the time
>2009ish
>browse /b/ for a year or two
>find /a/, browse until late 2016
>find /diy/ and /fit/ in 2015
>find /r9k/ last year
I'm turning 25 this year, found this shit site in the middle of high school and never left
i went from straight to wanting a trap gf. fuck this website