party time robots

Are you over 21?
Have a few beers and just fucking relax. I know none of us actually believe it in our heads, but nobody is silently judging you. Just don't sperg out or reveal your power level and you'll probably make new friends.

Are you under 21?
Well
You'll be uncomfortable the entire time
But again, if you don't sperg out or reveal your power level you'll probably leave with a few new friends.

>>35453576
Im over 21 yea. Why go to the party if i might just stand around drinking, not talking to anyone because i have nothing to talk about because i dont do anything. I don't even know why i was invited. Stupid facebook

>>35453652
Free booze

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Go there and pretend you're someone else. Use a fake name and drink a lot. Pretend the real you is a cool, calm normie. This will separate you from your autistic self. Drunk you will hit a point of black out, this is where the cool persona you have created will do the rest of the work for you. You will wake up the coolest kid in town and your dicc will be succ dry

Be nice and talk to people.

cut your body off

>>35454290
This is good advice aside from the black out part. Thanks anon.

I dont know if a can do it bros. Hanging out with people i dont know just sounds so bad. Shit. I wish i was better