Who is born in march?

>>35453372
*marchies wtf

>>35453372
birthday was 3 days ago

5th of march here

>>35453372
Turning 30 on the 15th

>>35453372
Today's my birthday, I'm 26.

I've never been NEET and am working (arguably) in a respected field.

I am however KHV so if you want, you could call me a failure in that regards.

>>35453372 i think its awesome to call marchies MONARCHIES i mean why not it gives me a cool vibe... im a January Child tho XD

>>35453372
My birthday is June

Read Malcolm Gladwell's "Outliers"

Babies born in January - April are far less likely to be successful than ones born in August - December because you will be one of the younger kids in your grade. Since the American schooling system groups kids by grade, not by age, you will hit puberty later than your classmates who were born in October - December (they have those extra 6 months of development on you). Thus, you will not do as well in sports, which will cause you to have less status among your peers, which will lead you to have less confidence. When time comes to interact with women, not only will you be smaller and weaker than your October - December peers who have already hit puberty and developed musculature that causes them to look more Chadly than you do, but your self confidence will be lower because of your earlier athletic/social failures due to your weaker prepubescent body - which will lead you to not approach women. This negative cycle will repeat until you are nothing but a cold empty husk of a 22 year old virgin.

In short, just don't be born in March.

>>35453555
Happy birthday, anon.

I was born in February and am a robot, but then again I know successful normies who were also born in that month, so February is probably a hit-or-miss which leads to extreme results.

Nice trips, by the way.

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Quintuples are upon us and I'm stealing this thread op.

Check em my boiiiiiiz

>>35453950
Yeah this is legit. I realised this when I was a kid.


>tfw youngest kid in my class
>tfw shortest kid in all of my classes even though I'm 5'11 now.
>tfw always picked last in gym,
>tfw bullied because I was seen as an easy target
>tfw never invited to any parties, didn't go to any school dances,
>tfw graduated college a khv, still a khv at age 26.

Life is a game of inches and things like this can easily screw you over. Had I been born a few days later my life would have unfolded differently.

>>35453372
march 4th here

>>35453372
Means your parents did the horizontal fandango in July/August which is fucking stupid, and the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

If you're a September baby then they knocked boots on new years which makes sense.

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March 14th here, you see a lot of us Pisces in real life to be the "sensitive" types (read low confidence).

Whats up with that, seriously.

>>35453372
Octubre

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>>35453372
late december master race checking in
nobody wants to celebrate my birthday because they're too fed up with christmass and are more looking forward to new years eve, so i always have had nice quiet birthdays