I am rich, you are poor, haha

buying your first car?

>>35451188
damn I got sick Hitler dubs

>>35451188
that's like 4500 dollars. doesn't really make you rich.

>>35451229
thats not all of it dumb dumb

>>35451188
I'm not rich, but it would be more than a decade from today before I could possibly worry about living paycheck to paycheck.

I got a 6 figure job straight out of uni you fucking dunce let me know when you start making real money

>>35451188
>cash
you're probably a criminal nigger or something

>>35451274
I already graduated :^)

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>>35451188
>cash
>"""""""rich"""""""
I spent what you have in that pic on my last car repair, kid.

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>>35451188
The autism is strong in this anon

>>35451239
yes it is retard you cant fool us mate proof or gtfo

>>35452442
this

oreganolly

lol i have 2 rolexes and twice that in the back and im a nobody who isnt rich at all

>>35452661
2 Rolexes? Wow, gee big spender.

>>35452661
sorry bro im with >>35452442
proof or gtfo with your personal blog shit showing off like its normiebook why even post this vain shit here

>>35452661
what rolexes?

>>35451239
The only people who brag about small quantities of money are the ones without any.

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>>35451188
>a few thousand
>rich

Why are Americans so stupid?

>>35451188

So what are you planning to do with this fortune, OP-kun?

>>35452797
it's rich by /r9k/ standards tho

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>>35452780
datejust and day date
>>35452768
ok

>>35451188
>18
>thinks $4,000 is rich
Well have fun with that. In a few years you'll wish your mom and dad kept giving you money as you realize $4,000 isn't shit.
>n-no! I have way more money in my b-bank I swear!

>>35451220
correction newfag, 1488 is hitler dubs
enjoy your money though

>>35452999
also, praise kek for blessing me with the trips to blast your ass

few thousand bux on a table doesnt make you rich you fucking poorfag

try 230k tied up in investments u fokin mong

>>35452934
Nice watches, although I will admit I prefer Patek Phillipe.

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>>35451188

This is my safety blanket. Have over 10m in earning assets. I'm doing just "alright" in my book.

Keep trying kiddies.

I'm a 22 year old drop out

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Business owner robot reporting in

>>35452442
>>35452539
>>35452768
all me samefagging

gj getting baited into posting your shitty watches

im broke af

>>35453122
>calling out his own epic samefag
u been here like max 10 days right

>>35453184
5 years my mate

If you rich gentlemen don't mind me asking, how in the world do you make money?

I mean, really, I am genuinely curious, and if it's down to hard work, I'm more than willing to do it.

But I just have no idea what you are even doing to make money. It's not a matter of laziness, but just ignorance.

Please. Teach me.

>>35453936
Fuck if I know
Tfw inherited everything from a dead branch of a British family tree

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>>35452934
>that awful bezel and band machining
>those bogus winders
>those cheap printed dials
>the off center day dial on the day-date

Those are some heinous fakes.

At least use a superfake if you're bragging 4chan.

>>35451188
Are you the anon that found his old bitcoin wallet?

>>35451188
i work in pensions.

therefore all jobs have had good pensions.

Probably have about 30K so far in three different pension plans, i'm 30

>>35451188
I made a 5% gain on my robinhood stocks this week

Better catch up on your bills with that tax money wagecuck and not on mr. goldstein's time

>invest in homo erotic toys
>make 500000000000K
>yu mad?

>>35451188
What? 4-5k?

I have a net worth of nearing $71k.

>>35455060
not him but break it down for me

>>35453936
>If you rich gentlemen don't mind me asking, how in the world do you make money?

Richfag here. Retired young. Here's what I did:

> Went to college to get a graduate degree.
> Worked as an engineer.
> Salary is pretty good, but not awesome. Enough to live on, plus some to save.
> Saved money like a motherfucker. Saved every dime I could.
> Put all my saved money in the stock market.
> Important: If the stock market goes down, don't sell. Let it ride.
> Started doing the 401k plan, for tax sheltering.
> Using the 401k, I put almost $350 every week into the stock market.
> Stock market goes wayyy down in 2008 and 2009.
> I ends up buying a ton of stock dirt cheap in my 401k during those bad years.
> Stock market starts going up like crazy in late 2009, 2010.
> Next thing I knew I had a net worth over $1 million.
> Five years later, I pass $2 million.
> I realize I have something like 55 years worth of living expenses saved up.
> Might as well retire.
> Two years later, I'm at $2.6 million. I'm doing fucking nothing now, and the money just continues to pile up.

Moral of the story: Save like a motherfucker, and put it all in the stock market.

>>35455288
its high velocity

can u take 401K annytime in USA? are they less cucked like here in ireland?

>>35455570
401k and IRAs aren't worth taking before you retire
you pay a really stiff penalty in the US for taking out of it before your 60s
you usually have to pay taxes on it + extra fees because it's for retirement not tax sheltering

>>35452999
The 14 stands for 14 words and the 88 stands for HH- heil hitler. I'm Jewish and even I know that

>>35455570
>can u take 401K annytime in USA?

No -- I think you have to be age 55 to take it out. Before age 55 you can take it out, but they charge an extra 10% tax penalty if you do, so it's worth it to wait.

So if you want to retire early you need to make sure you have other money saved up besides the 401k.

>>35455127
Break what down? My net worth?

$6k CMV car
$7k CMV stocks
$2k CMV tangible assets
$4k 401k
$52k free cash (saving to pay for a house outright in 2-3 years)

>>35455127
71k net worth isn't even that much
you can't believe him?
just don't buy stupid shit and you'll have that after 2-3 years of working a standard 40-50k desk job

>>35455792
how do you get standard 40-50k desk job

>>35455829
>do things like get a black belt and eagle scout that look nice
>go to college
>get B/B+ grades
>graduate
>send out applications for 2 months
that's how I got my job doing bank programming for 55k/year straight out of school

If I would have had an A average I would be making even more
it's not that hard, especially since student loans are basically guaranteed and 4 years at a state school is around 20-30k dollars

>>35455720
Lol, you're not rich.

>>35455937
neither is someone like OP who is bragging about $4,000 from investments
that's pocket change for investing

>>35455900
I'm in college right now, sophomore year. Like 2.7 GPA though, since depression I guess. Do they really care about grades that much?

>>35455937
Never said I was, shit-for-brains.

>>35455997
your first job cares a lot about your grades
but after that, no one cares, they only care about your work history

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>>35451188
>he thinks he's rich

>>35456001

Oh, I thought you were OP.

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>tfw turning 25 this year
>am an official poorfag (have about ~$60USD to my name)
>no certs or degrees (other than high school)
>spent past 4 years taking care of late father
>making $60USD/wk taking care of grandfather
literally why should I even try at this point, there's people years younger than me who have such an advantage over me that it's not even funny

>>35456100
well if my grades are below average do I still have a chance? my school does allow for some grade replacement if you get a D in classes, which I have, is that worth investing time in?

>>35451188

>About 4000 dollars

What, did you just sell your car and the guy paid cash?

>>35456352
if you have shit grades you're going to have a real hard time getting a first job

>>35452934
uh those are fakes...the crowns are horribly placed. the first one is WAY too high and the second is too low AND crooked. I don't even want to start on all the other flaws on these watches lmfao

you seriously posted a close up of two fake Rolex...

700 a month sat on my ass playing 25nl

>some loose bills
You're so cool OP. I have that lying around the house and I am in no way rich