post your worst day ever

>>35450578
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>the movie starts
>none of us want to be there
>15 minutes in, my mom leaves "go to the bathroom"
>is not seen again for an hour and a half until the credits are rolling
>the rest of us had to sit through 90 minutes of CGI chipmunks singing Lady Gaga, LMFAO, and Willow Smith
>each cover song was pitched at least 4 full octaves higher than the original
>audible moans of agony emanating from the audience
>psycho's mom brought an emergency flask, could be seen drinking from it approximately every 5 minutes.

>movie's over, credits are rolling, mom comes back
>says, "Oh no! Did I miss it?" in the most smug way she possibly could
>we all [pic related] at her
>she knew exactly what she did

>mom is driving us back home
>car is silent
>mom asks, "So what was everybody's favorite part of the movie?"
>nobody responds
>psycho kid gets into an argument with his mommy
>things escalate from almost nothing, she ends up calling him a "limp-dicked little bitch"
>the incident peaks when he loses his shit and physically attacks her, wailing loudly like a toddler in a supermarket
>there's snot coming out of his nose
>had to pull over and pull them out of the car, holding them back from each other until they calmed down
>car is silent again
>mom turns on the radio
>Willow Smith - Whip My Hair
>psycho kid screetches, "TURN THAT SHIT OFF, BITCH!"
>another fight breaks out
>mom gives up and drops them off at a bus station
>discover psycho kid had left several large boogers in the space between the backseat and the door
>I had to clean it up.

>we come home frustrated and tired
>find out my cat died while we were at the movies
>I had to clean it up.

>mom checks the cellphone she accidentally left at home
>5 messages
>she remembers she had to go to work that day

>best and only friend died

That was the worst day of my life

I usually ironic posts on r9k making fun of people who dislike their mom's attempts to show them care and pull them out of their misery, but in this case your mom really did act like a fucking idiot.

>>35450578
My guinea pig died during senior year

I wasn't exactly the best owner and I was extremely depressed so I basically went off the deep end when it happened

When we dug her in a box and day afterwards I wanted to undig it to see if she was actually dead.

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I don't know if I can top that.

>>35450708
I have 4 guinea pigs and honestly can't wait until they're dead. They're way too much maintenance and pay me no attention whatsoever. You could stick a pair of googly eyes on a loaf of bread and call it a guinea pig. At least you wouldn't have to worry about it shitting and pissing all over you when you cuddle with it.

>>35450648
I know this feel

>guy I was friends with in 10th grade
>went to hospital
>never saw him again

I believe he's dead.

>>35450593
Damn, bump for effort/entertainment value.

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>>35450578
>>35450593
I want it. I want to believe it, I really do.

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>>35450578
bump
i lost it when he called your mom a bitch

>>35450578
Your mom is a genuine fucking idiot and you should never listen to her again

>>35450739
It's more of a guilt thing for me because I didn't take her to the vet
She was 6 though so she was old

Btw step on them since you're that heartless and don't want them then, alpha

>>35450578
>>35450593
Damn dude was everyone an asshole but you

>>35451630
>Btw step on them since you're that heartless and don't want them then, alpha
Nah, I don't think I could ever actively take deliberate initiative to kill something bigger than a cockroach. I'll just wait until they die, I guess.

>>35450578
>>35450593
shit that didnt happen

didnt even finish

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>>35450739
Fuck hamsters and guinea pigs

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>be me, typical no-friends faggot, you know the drill
>"nice" chad always tries to talk to me, I am dismissive but don't make it outright obvious that I hate him
>one day, in class, he tries to chat me up
>fuckoff.jpg
>I tell him to his face that I "don't want to fucking talk to you"
>he's shocked
>one of his chad friends heard, starts making fun of me saying "fucking"
>starts calling me an emo, even though I wasn't that at all, didn't make any sense
>"anon you always curse, you're such an emo lol"
>try to explain to him that doesn't make sense and that's not what an emo is
>"lol anon is trying to hide the fact that he's emo"
>I decided to give up and go back to ignoring everyone
>people start crowding around me, stacy girl asks me "why r u emo lol?"
>try to explain to her what an emo is, and that I'm not it
>she's too dumb to comprehend this
>people start chanting "anon is an emo, anon is an emo"
>SOMEHOW this pisses me off, it's so strange guys, why is anon so angry?
>I tell everyone to fuck off
>"See! He's an emo!"

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>back to ignoring everyone
>original chad tries to talk to me, because he's just such a gosh darn nice guy
>"Anon, it's okay if you're emo, just bee urself lol, you don't have to deny it, be happy with who you are!"
>"I'M NOT FUCKING EMO, YOU RETARD"
>teacher comes over
>"anon, don't use that kind of language!"
>I try to explain to the teacher that I was completely justified because everyone was ganging up on me and making me uncomfortable
>"That's no excuse!"
>I have to stay after class
>"Anon, you can't talk to your classmates like that, or get angry like that!"
>I try to explain to her what they were doing
>teacher gets some of the kids who were the main instigators of the chanting
>they all apologise for making me uncomfortable
>"Anon, we were just joking around, it's seriously completely okay if you're emo, we won't judge you"
>I try to contain my rage
>"Now anon, apologise for calling chad an r-word!"
>I refuse
> teacher asks "Anon, does this have to do with this emo thing, that you're so mean?"
>I fucking snap
>yell at the teacher
>yell at the kids
>run out of class and school, my parents get called
>the principal gets involved, I have to go to detention every day for two months because I refused to apologise
>mfw after that day for the rest of high school everyone referred to me as "emo anon" and I was forced to speak with a teacher every week about my "anger issues"

>>35452384
Dude you are actually emo

>>35452384
nice guinea pig emo kid

>>35452384
Good job emo anon

>>35452355
>>be me, typical no-friends faggot, you know the drill
>>"nice" chad always tries to talk to me, I am dismissive but don't make it outright obvious that I hate him
>>one day, in class, he tries to chat me up
>>fuckoff.jpg
>>I tell him to his face that I "don't want to fucking talk to you"

the lack of self-awarness in some of you guys

>>35452685
No, you mistunderstand. He wasn't trying to be a friend of mine, he just felt pity that I always sat alone, which made me hate him. Seriously, why did he think that I would want to have a pity-conversation?

>>35452384
>OMG STOP BEEING NICE TO ME!

>>35452778
>>35452685
jesus normies really are rampant on this board these days

>Be 15
>Accidentally pissed my bed
>Dad is an army vet with PTSD
Beats me severely and forces me to wear a diaper to school as punishment
>Everyone at school finds out
>Get the shit beaten out of me for being a sick fuck
>As I'm being dropped off at school some kid threw at my car
>Dad drags me out and forces me to pinpoint the kid who did it
>Knew I would get beaten if I didn't pin it on somebody
>As a result I am also a tattletale because of that
>Get home and tell my Dad what happened
>He tells me to stop being a faggot
And that is the story of how my Dad lost custody of me.

>>35452723
So, in essence, you hated him for feeling sorry for you. You really are an emo.

>>35452857
I find it difficult to believe your father's an army vet. Marine vet or stolen valor

>>35452880
The worst thing you can do to another man is pity them.

>>35452798
a god damn shame.

anyone with experience actually being one of those kids knows that chad piece of shit only wanted to talk to him to eventually torment him somehow and the anon didn't want to put up with it. everyone in his class and his teacher are fucking morons.

>torments a person and gets the entire class to join in for lulz
>no consequences
>rightfully tells tormentors to fuck off
>get punished cuz "bad word"

Yup. This shit is why we need a good old-fashioned biblical culling.

>mothers day 2013 i believe i told my friend that i wasn't going to come over to give his mom a present
>his brother comes over to tell me to come over
>i told him no i'm going to have a seizure today
>i go over anyway bring my ps3 with god of war HD
>give his mom a alex and ony bracelet she starts bitching about it, give her the receipt to it
>bitches about how it cost $43 give her $60
>i play god of war in his brothers room
>brother starts pulling on the box as i'm trying to leave
>finally leave the house
>i had a seizure while driving crashed into a tree
>i go to yale another hospital and a rehab place
>after all this i am able to get home
>i still go to rehab and the gym
>friends i had before the car accident moved

>>35453162
Biblical culling is full of normies, we need the dark primordial lord Kek to drown the world in shitposting.

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>Christmas day
>wake up from a night of putting together toys for my spoiled siblings
>dad had died in August and i'm in a thick cocoon of depression
>was very annoyed that my mom spent some stupid amount of money on toys
>they don't even play with toys and they're just going to break their electronics within a month
>whatever, try to put on a smile because house is packed with relatives trying to "be there for us"
>i end up cooking all day with a mild headache
>druggie brother and stacy sister are being very loud and obnoxious playing nigger music on their new meme tech
>this is obviously bothering our grandparents but they don't care
>everyone else is trying to be semi pleasant because we normal humans are pretty bummed out without my dad
>step grandma tries to talk to me about being NEET and "getting help"
>i'm losing it
>mom's brilliant Christmas dinner plan was to grill steaks
>like $200 worth of steak that my grandma bought because my mother insisted
>it's 40 degrees outside and lightly raining freezing rain
>of course i'm the one who stands out there grilling 12 huge steaks
>i quietly listen to music through the speaker on my phone in this cold darkness
>end up crying until the steaks are done
>bring them inside
>of course my mom isn't satisfied with my perfectly cooked and seasoned steak
>she throws them in the oven to make sure they're nice and rubbery
>eat with grandpa who's the only sane person in my life but he's also hurting
>later that evening my mom screams at me for not getting her anything even though every penny i have she takes from me with guilt
>has even tried to take my coin collection
>for some reason i decide to speak up and tell her i've spent the past year working on this house with and without dad
>not only has she not acknowledged that, she's been nothing but mean to me and nice to my brother who's done nothing but stolen/broken our stuff and beat me up
>she screams at me some more
>cry myself to sleep

>>35453162
>anon probably already gets bullied as he doesn't like anybody
>tries to act tough showing he doesn't want to put up with it

It's almost as if he was trying to get even further bullied

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>>35452355
>>35452384
Maybe you shouldn't act like such an emo faggot.

>>35453385

Im sorry brother. Keep pushing forward. Don't give up.

>>35452931
Alternatively, you could rape them.
Emo.

>>35453496
It's not rape if we're both screaming.
I'm not them so the emo insult doesn't affect me.

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>>35452355
>>35452384
fuck dude, i actually have a similar story, although maybe not as bad.
>15 years old
>no friends
>mom encourages me go to these church activities for the youth every week to be "more social"
>one week i decide to go
>they're making cookies
>hey this might be fun i like doing that kind of stuff
>two tables, separated into girls and boys
>sit at the boy table
>sometimes kids who didn't go to church come to the activities because they're friends with the church kids or something
>there's a lot of people i don't recognize
>everyone's being really loud, cracking jokes and shit while we wait to start
>sit near the end of the table, extremely nervous and quiet as usual
>all of a sudden this one kid across the table who looked about a year younger than me says
>"hey, what's your name?"
>'a-anon'
>"uh, what did you say dude? i can't hear you"
>'anon, s-sorry'
>"anon? heh, why are you so sad anon? you look sad"
>'i-i'm not sad, it's n-nothing'
>"you look pretty sad to me. are you like, an emo or something?"
>'w-what? n-no i'm n-not, i'm f-fine'
>"haha alright emo"
>he leaves me alone after that
>for a while
>he starts to tease me throughout the activity for being "emo"
>i keep telling him i'm not, i'm fine
>he keeps doing it
>eventually just move over to the girls table
>feel like everybody is probably judging me for it but do it anyway
>after we finish i go outside and sit on a bench or something to wait for my mom to pick me up, everyone is still inside talking to each other before they have to leave
>eventually the kid comes out and walks up to me with a milk carton in his hand
>here we go
>"hehe, anon, do you want some milk? it might make you happier haha"
>'n-no, i d-don't want any milk'
>"cmon emo are you sure? it's great you should try some"
>'d-dude no i don't w-want any l-leave me alone please'
>he keeps insisting and bothering me for about 5 minutes while i sit there taking it like a bitch
>eventually he gets bored and leaves
cont.

>>35453568
>mom comes to pick me up a couple minutes later
>drive home, tell her about the kid
>she says "oh he was probably just trying to be nice to you, maybe he thought you were really sad and wanted to help!"
>basically tell her that's definitely not it and he was just fucking with me
>"i don't know anon, i think he was just trying to help"
>alright then
>get home
>beat myself up over the whole thing and cry alone in my room for 10 minutes
>stopped going to the activities for a few weeks after that

i was pretty depressed around that time but i tried my best not to look sad, i didn't want anyone to know or give me attention. do normies just detect that you're weird or depressed no matter how you look? i'll admit i probably looked a little anxious but even my mom said afterwards that i looked sad. what gives?

>>35453385
Dear lord

Kill your family mate, I'm not even joking. If you were in germany I'd definitely give you a place to stay

>>35453568
Get your speech impediment sorted out, ya emo cunt.

>>35453598
>telling your mom about a problem and she just blows you off like it's nothing
i hate this so much

also yes normies can tell when you're weird

>>35450739
I had 4 guinea pigs, they were well behaved and friendly to eachother and people, never pissed on me either, what's wrong with yours?

>>35453616
the stuttering only happens when i'm nervous, it's been like that my entire life. i can talk with my family just fine usually.

>>35453701
yeah it's pretty weird since up until that point and for a long time after nobody ever really asked me if i was okay or sad or anything. maybe i just let it show too much that day or something, i don't know.

>>35452355
>I tell him to his face that I "don't want to fucking talk to you"
If this is true then you're kind of a twat. You can be straight with someone without being disrespectful or aggressive. You should've just told him that you prefer not to talk to anyone but thanks for making the effort. No sympathy.

>>35452355
>try to explain to him that doesn't make sense and that's not what an emo is
Are you unironically autistic? (serious question)

>cat had been hit by a car but still alive
>vet says she's probably going to die
>3 days later vet says shes made a miracle recovery and is going to live and it can come home in a couple of days
>next day she fucking dies

taught me the life lesson of "don't get your hopes up"

>>35454024
Wtf is autistic about that, the guy wasn't using it as an insult, it was a genuine question. I answered it.

>>35453996
Okay, I'm a twat, I admit it. But that doesn't warrant them all surrounding and taunting me. And him condescendingly trying to be "nice" to the loser kid I took as an insult and it pissed me off. I just wanted to let him know that I didn't want him to do that.

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>>35453568
>>35453598
fuck dude, i actually have a similar story.
>be 16
>really awkward, complete virgin, etc.
>don't want to go to prom, but pressured into it by parents who don't want me to "miss out on life".
>Turn up in mom's car on my own, dressed in cheap suit surrounded by alpha chads and stacys.
>ohwhatasurprise.jpg
>we're put at random tables. I'm surrounded by chads who are constantly cracking inside jokes whilst I'm just sat there awkwardly.
>as time passes I can just sense that they're going to bother me eventually.
>come desert, one of the chads starts bringing me into their jokes.
>just fun at first but then they start being mean and making fun of my suit.
>begin to feel even more shit.
>suddenly, one of them takes out a milk carton.
>ohno.jpg
>"hey, anon. Want some milk?"
>"n-no th-thank you, ch-ch-ch-chad..."
>he gives me an evil look.
>"hehe, you SURE about that anon?"
>"ch-chad pl-please..."
>try to stand up, just want to get out of there, but the two chads to my left and right grab hold of me.
>they force me back into my chair whilst the first chad slowly opens up the milk carton.
>people from other tables start looking over and laughing. The teachers just ignore it.
>Two chads hold me down whilst the third begins to force milk down my throat.
>fucking choke. Why won't anyone help?
>people still think this is just banter, alpha chad unzips his pants and takes out his cock.
>"hey, anon. You SUUURE you don't want some milk."
>start screaming and begging for mercy but no one helps.
>chad forces me to suck his dick.
>bent over the table and raped nine times by each of the chads using milk as lube.
>none of the teachers intervene.
>the whole room filled with laughter.
>tfw have to return the suit with milk and cum stains all over it.
>tfw forever known as Milk Boy to my peers.
>tfw they filmed the whole thing and put it on Facebook.

>>35453236

so your FRIEND's mom bitched about a present you gave her on mothers day, and she wasn't your mom, and you didn't want to go over because you know you'd have a seizure?

dude what the fuck

>>35454661
kilI yourself degenerate scum

>>35453236
>i told him no i'm going to have a seizure today
What? How do you know you're going to have a seizure?

>>35454872
Its only joke. why you have to be mad?

>Mom gets confirmed for cancer
>Cried because of the chance it could kill her

That was the definitive worst day of my life. She beat it, but it might come back someday. I don't know how I'll exist without her.

>>35453709
They seem to hate me.

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>>35455558
>when mom is crying and you and siblings didn't know what to do
those were the worst

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>eighth grade
>had a headache all day
>drank a lot of water
>5th period is PE
>playing baseball in the field
>determined to hold my piss until class is over
>my turn to bat
>hit the ball
>run for first base
>lose control of my bladder
>piss myself in front of everyone
>panic
>sit down so no one notices
>they all notice
>start crying
>teacher dismisses everyone
>leaves me sitting alone in my piss puddle at the far end of the field
>20 mins later PE ends
>everyone heads back to the locker rooms
>hang back so the other classes didn't see/smell my soggy PE shorts
>clean myself up in the bathroom
>hide until everyone leaves
>ashamedly put on my clothes and go to 6th period

No one ever said anything about it. I think they pitied me too much to mock me.

>>35456063
They probably had enough decency to keep the shit-talking to themselves. They sound like nice kids compared to the usual shit in 8th grade.

>>35452384
>someone tries to be nice to you
>tell him to fuck off
why u have to be so emo

>>35453385
>allowing your family to abuse you
only got yourself to blame

>>35456163
Yep, overall I got off pretty easy.

>>35454317
>And him condescendingly trying to be "nice" to the loser kid I took as an insult and it pissed me off.
you're realize that you're being an insufferable cunt with that attitude, right? no wonder you have no friends.

>>35456063
Someone in my middle school shit their pants while doing crunches, and then the log fell onto the gym floor while running. He was never caught

>>35456259
I moved out last year and haven't spoken to my mother since

>>35454661
I'll give you a 3/10 for trying

>actually have a nice day with friends
>one of them posts pictures of us all having fun on normiebook
>bully from high school tags his friend to laugh at me
why can't they let us live our lives, I haven't taken a picture of myself or with anyone in 2 years

>>35456311
>I moved out last year and haven't spoken to my mother since
I'm glad to hear that, anon. I'm happy for you standing up for yourself.

>>35454661
Bonerific well done

>>35453385
>of course my mom isn't satisfied with my perfectly cooked and seasoned steak
>she throws them in the oven to make sure they're nice and rubbery
>le medium rare meme
Serves you right for not preparing your meal properly.

>august 2005
>sent to vacation house with grandma from mother's side and aunt
>I don't understand why but ok
>a few days pass
>I am so happy because I learned how to ride a bike with no stabilizers that day
>mom arrives
>cool, mom is here
>next day, morning
>mom sits me down
>"honey, you know dad has been ill these past 3 years"
>"well, he couldn't take anymore and needed to rest"
>what are you saying
>"dad passed away"
>you're joking right?
>this can't be happening
>but he promised we'll play football together on that park we used to go
>we both cry

It was cancer.
I was so stupid.
So, so naive and stupid.
I knew he was seriously ill but I never once thought he would die.
Before they sent me away, I remember him complaining that it hurts... and just sitting on the couch, listening to his favorite music while closing his eyes.
He told me he loved me.
I never saw him die, or at his last with the oxygen mask and stuff. So it felt like he just disappeared to me. At least he died with his mother and wife at his side. His last word was just "mother"...

>be me
>Insert wall of text divided in 10 parts telling something that never happened

>>35456596
>>le medium rare meme
No. I cook it until it's done. I don't eat raw meat. My mother is just a moron who likes the entire piece of meat to be dark grey and then smothers it in BBQ sauce

>this is the worst shit you kids have ever had to deal with

The pity party on this board is unreal

>>35456919
Sorry then, man, that sucks.

>>35452355
>>35452384
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>Be me, 3 years ago.
>Ninth grade.
>'Trap' of 15 years. Mum raised me as a girl.
>Every one knows.
>Never been harassed more than being shoved around in the corridor a bit.
>Early summer. Almost the end of the school year.
>On the way to Gym class. Gym is in another building separate to the main school.
>Running slightly late to class, only the ass hole 'chads' are around. (The type that always walk into class late and shouting).
>Attempt to just simply walk by them.
>One of them notice me and start approaching me.
>The 'gang' follows me.
>Wearing only a shirt, leggings and skirt.
>After insulting me a bit, calling me 'The Tranny Fanny'. they bring up the fact that I still have a penis.
>"Can't we see it, anon?"
>"No"
>Step back, covering my crotch.
>Taking it as a challenge, one of the chads step forward.
>Suddenly reaches down the front of my shirt, feeling my penis through the leggins.
>A teacher spots it from the 'food tech' lab.
>Comes out, shouting as if there is a fight.
>The goon squad disbands.
>I am left there crying, in a flustered panic.
>Mum picks me up, don't return to school for a month.
>When I return the chads are gone, and security cameras have been put in place.
>Now have no be transported around school by security.
>Mfw I get walked into class. Brings even more attention.

>>35457251
>>'Trap' of 15 years. Mum raised me as a girl.
>>Every one knows.
Jesus fucking christ, that gave me chills, shits disgusting, have you not reported her for child abuse?

These are the worst (2) days of my life that happened consecutively


>be me 16
>wake up, it's my 16th birthday
>message friends on steam, we begin skyping
>they all don't bother to hide the fact they don't like me
>constantly make me the butt of every joke
>call me a reatrd with no social skills
>after a while, i bring it up
>'Why do you guys treat me like this? we used to get on so well a few months ago'
>the next sentence still makes me get a lump in my throat
>'Just fuck off. No one here likes you, you're an ugly faggot who's not fucking funny, stop trying to be and just fuck off.'
>everyone except me starts laughing
>he goes on a rant about how much of a loser I am
>try to argue, get shouted over
>hang up, leave skype group
>cry on my bed for about 2 hours
>pass out
>wake up and make myself lunch
>mum comes home
>happy birthday anon, are you okay?
>she sees how upset I am
>keeps asking me if i'm fine and blocking me from walking to my room
>shout 'Please just fucking leave me alone'
>she's shocked, I run past and just sit in my room
>cry some more, think, stare at the wall
>dad comes home
>way more understanding, brings me dinner, says I can come downstairs to my presents when I want and that he loves me
>contact other friend on steam, feel like i just want to talk to someone who thinks I'm valuable
>explain what happened
>"If you're so rude to people, you deserve depression."
>fall asleep

Day 2 incoming

>>35457284

that story is pretty fake

>>35457284
I should. But whenever I put on boys clothes or act crude I feel so wrong.

I was given hormones from a very young age. Got full adult levels of hormones as soon as possible.

Had a full body at 14. Too small of a penis to go back.

>>35452384
you did this to yourself you dumb fuck

>>35457327
It's not fake. Stuff like this happens. It's more casual and nonchalant than you'd think.
To the victim it has deep effects, but not a lot of thought goes into it on the suspects end.

Especially when transgender people are fetished and made out as sexual objects.

>>35456596
How the fuck is medium rare a meme? Do you dislike meat flavor so much that you want to burn it out of your meal? Hell, if I'm honest, rare is the way to go, it's just that the texture isn't quite as good as medium rare

If you say medium rare is a meme then you don't deserve to eat meat you uncultured fuck.

Learn how to Make meat properly and stop judging others for doing it right. Even tho the dude said he didn't do it medium rare. But he should have.

Fuck

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>>35457312
Day 2

>gcse results day no fucking less
>get up, get dressed, eat
>open presents, thank my mum and dad
>walk to school a few hours later
>wait for results
>open, hold my breath
>80% b's and c's
>leave, feel like shit as I tried so fucking hard
>my maths teacher even took me aside before the test and said i'd come far and that he believes I can do it
>feel like crap knowing I failed him
>never make eye contact with him again in fact
>go to sit at park bench
>guy i know from science class walks over
>smug cunt
>"All A's and A*'s, you?"
>Tell him to fuck off
>He starts laughing and walks off
>throw stone at him as he walks away, it misses
>he sniggers like a cunt
>chase him
>he runs off into woods
>go home, don't talk to parents
>mum sees results later that day
>comes in to my room where I've just been watching movies for 8 hours
>'Anon, I'm so proud of you, you thought for sure you would fail science'
>Hug for a good solid minute
>feel a sense of hope and optimism alongside the sadness
>even if she's just saying it to make me feel better, I feel less useless
>watch documentary with dad
>fall asleep on sofa
>wake up at 2, go to bed
>next day, I'm more or less recovered

>>35457449
>i-it brings out the flavour and texture to the max!
>except noone does rare bird
>or fish
>or calamari
>or shrimp
>or any other kind of animal meat
I honestly hardly care how's meat actually done as long as its not crispy black or blue rare raw-tier, but bloody meat purists should fuck off. It's a meme in it's purest from: an infectious idea that gets into your mind.

>>35450578
>Expected to get my dick sucked by gf for a week
>Doesn't get dick sucked at when the day arrives only pussy

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>be me
>be in middle school
>was really depressed and had psychosis
>had thoughts and hallucinations of me killing my friends
>this goes on for like 5 months
>couldn't even do homework cause I kept thinking about this ugly bitch
>she is in EVERY CLASS and is always in any direction of where my desk is
>she was even in my dreams
>hallucinations of her in my house gets worse and worse every day
>ENOUGH.gif
>decide that her death will be the freedom of my mind
>grab rope and put it in my backpack
>watch her every move
>its recess
>its time
>run up behind her while she was talking to her friends
>hiy her hard with a rock
>roastie screams everywhere
>tie rope around her neck and strangle her
>she was already knocked out by the rock sneak attack
>everyone is yelling and trying to get to the security guard
>even football chads are running away, not even trying to help her
>"HEY THE FUK U DIONG AY AY AYY"
>o shit its the fit security guard
>pulls me off of her
>throws me to the ground
>tries to hold me down
>bite his arm, kick him in the dick
>lets go
>pick up rock from earlier
>rock attack again
>knocked out by one hit with a rock to his head even though hes the most ripped person ive seen
>run away
>hide ontop of some polish deli's rooftop
>eventually police find me
>dont go to jail
>instead go to a mental hospital for 6 months
>girl is ok, needed to get some stitches
>after 6 months i do online school
The worst part is that she was nice to me, but my autistic brain fucked everything up.

>>35457435

i guess you arent really trans then if it bothered you as most women have rape fetishes =D

>>35450593
>tfw mommy called you a limp-dicked little bitch

>>35450578
Wow that kid was right to call your mum a bitch kek

>>35452910
KEK that is a pretty good one

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>hand holdless kissless virgin
>Best friend's sister's gf takes interest in me
>THICC af
>Friend sets up double date
>Insanely autistic because I had thoroughly convinced myself I'd never get a gf
>Go to date
>The idea that is was a date kinda flew over me
>Started doing homework during the date
>Everyone at table: dafuq.jpg
>Go to movies
>Ignore chick whole way
>I pay for her movie, she pays for her drink
>Quiet entire movie
>Towards end I slightly feel her touching my arm
>Sperg out, intense rush of anxiety rushes through me
>Casually move arm away
>Finally chick builds up enough courage to ask ''you can hold my hand ya know''
>Brutal panic
>''Um, my hands are like......really sweaty''
>''It's ok, you don't need to if you don't want to''
>Leave theatre
>Death stares from friends
>She's crying
>Friend lashes out at me on the metro because the chick was super excited for the date
>I ruined it for her
>Ridiculous amounts of emotions were felt by me that night
>Mostly negative

>>35457818
> rare bird
Actually yes, if you took care of the bird, and raised and you know it has salmonella you can cook it rare
>fish
Frozen sushi fish is rare fish due to it being steamed lightly.
>calamari
point
>Shrimp
okay point
>Animal meat
Australian pigs can be cooked rare, can also eat lamb rare. SO GET FUCKING REKT DUMB JEW

>>35458122
Be glad that she wanted you in the first place.

>>35457936
In theory, rape fetishes are super cliche.
However, when you actually have some force their selves onto you, and touch you in the most private off all places, it turns dark.

Not gonna lie, I gained a slightly rape fetish. But that's aparently common among many rape victims. It gives them a sense of security to have it done again *BUT* to have the power to stop it.
It also helps people come to terms with it.

>>35457920

damn nigga you really crazy as fuck

>>35458282
No fucking shit
Dont you think that I tell myself that when I wake up?

>>35458135
>Actually yes, if you took care of the bird, and raised and you know it has salmonella you can cook it rare
Except raw chicken tastes like putrid ass if you haven't tried it yourself, and I'm positive same applies to pretty much any other kind of bird.
>Frozen sushi fish is rare fish due to it being steamed lightly.
Not only sushi is served in a completely different manner, but it's also fairly underwhelming compared to a properly prepared fish steak.
>Australian pigs can be cooked rare, can also eat lamb rare. SO GET FUCKING REKT DUMB JEW
The fact that you can eat something undercooked doesn't mean that it tastes better (or worse), but autists who insist that a """proper""" steak should be bloody are fucking retarded.

>>35457920
>autistic brain

That's far worse than autism my psycho friend....

>>35457920
Don't worry about it dude.
We all make mistakes.
Plus,
the past is in the past.

>>35452355
You are so unaware you really do belong here

>>35452931
We're not talking about a man, though, but an emo.

>>35452857
>some kid threw at my car
threw what

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This isn't mine but this seems to fit the whole worst day ever thing.

>>35453236
>i told him no i'm going to have a seizure today
How can you tell when you're going to have a seizure?

>>35452384
>>35452355
This is like some shit from South Park

>>35458683
He deserved that. How many years did you get for that? Juvie or real jail?

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>be me this year
>get kicked out of school for fighting
>bad grades
>want to kill myself
>get depressed
>stopped doing school work online
>started failing
>family hates me
>whycantidie.jpg

anons can you help me?

>>35458842
Don't fight random people?

Get better grades and study dumbass

>>35458898
thanks for the advice robot

>>35457607
wtf
How are B's and C's bad? This has to be a troll, right?

>>35453162

Fully agreed, teachers are fucking stupid

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>>35457251

>its another "faggot with a fetish uses r9k as his personal fetish board" episode

Can you niggers just die?

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>depression was getting to me big time and i wasn't sleeping well
>woke up in a cold sweat at around 10pm hearing someone knocking at the front door
>assume somebody would answer it
>put some clothes on, it's probably just my mom who locked herself out again
>groggily open the door
>two police officers are standing in front of me with their guns drawn
>someone behind them yells "CONTACT IN THE BACK"
>hear yelling and the two cops run to the back
>i see lights out the back window and i go investigate
>see my dad stumbling around hold a prop shotgun
>suddenly the now three cops i see start shooting at him
>dad falls down
>i start shaking uncontrollably and look away terrified none of this makes any sense
>more cops enter the house with ARs yelling at me
>get thrown to the ground and handcuffed
>find out dad is dead at the police station
>find out from little sister that my piece of shit mother and brother had spent about 2 hours screaming at my dad again
>he lost it and decked my brother after he got physical again
>they then ran away as if they're the victims
>dad waited outside for the cops and went an hero because he was done with it

>>35450578
>people clap as hes led out
Lost my shit

>>35458122

>haha guys look at all these girls who wanted me
>b-but autism so its ok guys im still a robot

Get off this board

>>35458786
Fuck off normie

Jdixjt eoidh4nsldou4b4idndbbdj original

>>35459355
>>35459415
>>35459469
>a-am i fitting in yet fellow robots? haha

>>35459335
Oh shit I've seen this story before here. Rough dude

>>35459415
She still liked me after that and we dated for 2 months. I figured if someone liked me after THAT, we must be meant for each other. Turns out we weren't, it's ok, mutual break up.

Held hands and kissed but still a virgin and she was my only gf ever so I'm still a robot.

>>35455812
>when you're an only child and your mom is crying
You don't even know how bad it is, anon

>>35457607
>>35459116
I got six A*s for my GCSEs and I hate myself for it. My parents constantly told me that wasn't good enough. How 'good' you are depends on the standards of the people around you.

>>35459666
Yeah i've told you about several times and also posted it here before. Thanks for remembering, Satan-Sama

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>>35450578
>>35450593
Why exactly did she skip the movie she wanted to see? What the fuck was she doing?

>>35453162
Bullied kids get so cynical that they start to believe literally any act of kindness is done solely to tease and betray them, based on similar experiences in the past. Like groups of chads would invite them to their ball games in the yard or their conversations only to make fun of them or to ask really uncomfortable or trap questions like "do you have a girlfriend? no? tell us who of the girls you like haha" and if you give an answer they'll tell her and laugh, and if you don't answer they'll ask you "you don't like any girls? do you like boys then?"

Kids are fucking cruel man

>>35454271
Calling someone an emo and insisting on it if they just want to be left alone can be taken as an insult

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>>35453236
This one is believable because this whole story reads like it's written by someone with brain damage

>>35459902
I honestly don't know. I think she was probably just in the bathroom talking to a friend on the phone.

>>35456685
Damn, I'm sorry. How old were you?

>>35459335
>see my dad stumbling around hold a prop shotgun
lol
>find out from little sister that my piece of shit mother and brother had spent about 2 hours screaming at my dad again
>he lost it and decked my brother after he got physical again
it's so fucking obvious that you've edited your memories to make him look innocent when he wasn't.

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>>35452355
>>35453162
>>35460081
Holy shit all you fucks had to do was play along. They subconsciously were very interested in you and could have been good friends if you weren't such sensitive spergs.

>>35462270
Oh yeah you're right I forgot you are me and understand this better than I do. Thank you, anon.

>>35452857
my brother is a total normal fag and hes been a girl magnet his whole life but he pissed the bed until he was 20 years old. this kind of stuff just happens to some people i guess

>>35459415
Nothing makes you a more cold machine than having something at your fingertips just slip away solely because of your own stupidity.

>>35454875
>>35454738
>what is benzo/alcohol withdrawal

>eat acid
>450ug later
>somehow managed to get in a fight with someone and this guy who is twice my size is now telling me how I fucked up
>turns out it's the dudes older bro, at the time I thought he evolved like a fucking Pokemon
>get the fuck kicked out of me

I thought I was dead by the end of it

>>35450593
if the are your worst days you fags have it good. worst day of my life was getting a call to come to the hospital where I was sat down and was told my brother had died from a heroin/cocaine overdose. I had to ride home with my weeping father and tell my mom he was dead. he was my best friend...

>>35462737
Not him, but why did your dad have a prop shotgun? Was he attempting suicide by cop? Also sorry that happened, sucks man

>>35464251
It was one of those things you hang on the wall in your den. Just something that looks cool. It's a non-functioning piece of garbage.

yes he did suicide by cop, i thought that was clearer

>>35452723
do you seriously not get how autistic that was

>>35463022
Sounds like a psychopath to me.