ITT: Times you acted like the Joker >Go to a public rest room,

>>35450051
>soda/popcorn costs $15 at the movies
>dig a cup and bag out of the trash and get refills for free

WORDS THAT KILL

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This is my first time on /r9k/ since like July. It makes me so happy seeing that the Joker meme is still alive

>Be at expensive private school for posh people
>be hungry
>notice full, uneaten ham sandwich in the common room waste paper bin
>packaging Is open but sandwich looks untouched.
>in full view of everyone (10+ people) pick sandwich out of bin.
>look round at everyone.
>say nothing.
>eat half of sandwich
>everyone staring
>guy, horrified asks me why I'm eating a sandwich that was in the bin.
>say nothing, finish sandwich.
>hand him the packaging.
>he just stares at me.
>walk out of room.

>find out 4 years later that everyone thought I was crazy, and were to scared to ask me about it.

Moral of the story, bin sandwiches strike fear into your enemies.

>same year
>snotty kid in year below me calls me names when ever I walk past (15-16 years old at this point.)
>ignore him, annoyed by his imaturness but not that much.
>one day, after about 4 months of this happening meet him one day in the toilets. Just us.
>He starts with his name calling.
>I finish my piss and zip up.
>walk over and wash my hands.
>he's standing by the door.
>as I walk out, I slam his snearing face into the wall and walk out.

>guy apparently broke his nose, but wouldn't he wouldnt tell anyone how it happened. Flinches every time I walked past.

>got what he deserved. (Dude was a dick, messed with me and a bunch of my friends)

Still surprised he never ratted me out.

Basically I was a complete psycho in school.

>>35451910
Why it's just a shitty rebranding of the devilish meme

>>35452390
It doesn't feature the frog, which makes it a thousand times better than DEVILISH by default

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>>35450051
>be me
>wonder if sociopath
>friend wants to bang married nigress
>instruct him to cuck
>they meet up and fuck
>destroys family
>wife leaves chad for friend
>friend tosses her aside
>chad tried to kill himself
>lost kids to the state
>find out he was an abusive dick
>nigress and niglets happy now
>mfw cuckholding saved several lives

>>35452413
>doesn't like pepe
>is okay with normie capeshit

piss off normalslime.

>>35452519
>cuckholding saved several lives
nice try schlomo