If the purge was a real thing that happened once a year.
What would /r9k/ do?
Get fucking murdered, probably
If I was lucky enough to find a gun I'd probably rape my oneitits at gunpoint and then shoot myself
>>35449699
Stalk one of the many girls who I like leading to the day of the purge and then plan an epic scheme to play hero, hopefully we can at last be friends after that. . .
>>35449699
Set all the animals free from the zoo and have an elephant rampage party
I would probably just stay in my parents house with an AR-15 and watch the news
>>35449727
/thread/
we are all too wimpy to survive the purge
>be in britbong
>nothing for defense
>die
Probably get a wacky mask and a petrol chainsaw and rob some shit
>>35449699
Stay on my rooftop with a ice cold root beer and watch the carnage desu.
>>35449699
Puss out. I would probably try and go deep in the wilderness to avoid everyone, maybe bring a shotgun with me for backup.
>>35449795
you talk for yourself
i would try to frag as muchmigrantsas possible with mySIG 90,
preparation is all, teamup with others to take out bigger groups, it would be like some sort of daying light i think
>>35449699
Steal a bunch of shit, maybe murder someone.
>>35449825
pretty much same here, i could easily hide in the bushland near my house.
The only way a purge would end it in is RED DAWN, i.e commie dropping and taking over.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZGU6fwSsEM
>>35449699
inb4 humanity always was in a fucking purge.
>>35449699
I'd go and shoot the retard who came oup with this shit, then get rid of that particular law.