Here's mine...
>be me
>the year is 2010 and I'm 14 or 15 can't quite remember
>family friend, a late 20s woman, has lost her pet bird, both her and dad enlist my help to look for said bird
>spend most of the day walking around the hood sticking posters up and knocking doors
>come home
>I go upstairs, woman goes into living room to chat with dad, my room is directly above the living room
>Have creaky bed, creaks like fuck even at the smallest movement
>Don't fap or anything, just causally use internet and read mags and shit
>4 hours later...
>Overhear dad talking on the phone to his gf about how both the woman and he could hear the bed springs creaking from above while they where chatting.
>Wasn't doing anything naughty, just sitting on my bed innocently browsing internet
>Tfw dad and woman thought they where hearing me fapping over her after our outing
>Feel a deep sence ofexistential shame
That's it?
>the year is 2010 and I'm 14 or 15 can't quite remember
>"You are now aware that people born after 7th Gen was release can post here"
It's sad for me to realize you aren't even underage to post here. I've been here too long.
Yet here I am...