Post your last text from the opposite sex.

I don't have a phone.
I have never received a text.

>>35446782

"I'm going to steal your blanket"

>"Hi Anon hope you are okay, worried why you are not answering any of my emails or calls xxx"

>>35446782
Just a long laugh

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kek shes my manager who is nearly 10 years older.

"You are so innocent"

Fuck.

>>35446782
>That was my jealous bf. Don't yuk off I love you

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>*snugs close* :3

Tfw loving and cuddly gf who's emotionally dependant on you

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>>35446782
"I don't want to talk to you anymore"
preceded by
"I hate you so much"

>Anyway gotta go! See you later. Love you xxx

Feels good being loved you ugly fuckers

Last text from the opposite sex would be from my mother. She was asking how I am because I haven't talked to her in a while.

>>35446782
It was basically 'do you want to buy my old iPhone?'

>I think they're going to die soon, can you come when you're finished?

From someone at work.

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>>35446782
Told this girl I was drinking with a few friends and bought 100 chicken nuggets for the occasion since they wanted me to and I didn't pitch in for alcohol.

She said she wanted alcohol, I asked if she was down because it was a little further out.

I asked her out earlier but since I didn't really have a plan I sorta don't know where I stand with her. Hanging out's not off the table but idk if she sees it romantically. If I can get a hold of her again she mentioned she really wanted to see Beauty and the Beast earlier and I'm willing to power through (mostly because Dan Stevens is my nigger).

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>>35446782
>Mom
Tell g to come in
>Tfw my mom is still a technazi and takes away my phone and steals my keyboard and mouse when I'm 18.
>Tfw Christian Homeschooled Nazi Facebook Mom

>Getting texts
>Especially from the opposite gender

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKIN NOOOOOOOOOOOORMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS OUT

>"Lots of talent"
We were talking about how much it takes to make a show

>>35446782
Something from my internet girlfriend from 5 years ago saying to never message her again kek

We were both psycho we got along together pretty well

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>Ok, take your time

Haven't talked to her in 2 weeks now.

>>35446782
"1712 hours, 1712 fucking hours" Holy shit take a break once and awhile. (Laughing while crying face) That was this morning, the 1712 hours came from your total play time in sims 3 btw. Fucking weird thou

>>35446782
" omfg i just finisehd berserk im so hyped for thd next season + griffth has no dick lol " my bootiful gf

"Night night love u x"

My mum.

>>35447046
Story?
Ydthctihv

>>35446782
".......Yeah, uh... if your cat is in danger, id keep a good eye on em regardless especially if her boyfriend made a threat like that. Keep the cat in your room most of the time if you have to.

And, yes. that was concerning my dad at first. then it got kinda stupid."

>That sounds about right
>Feb 1st

>>35446782
>Heyy
I say hey back then I get ignored. Why bother messaging me in the first place?

"yeah me too" in response to me saying good night and that I enjoyed talking.

>>35446782

I don't have a phone but my gf sent me this on skype last night

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U28X7M8PHkI

>>35447290
yeah that's fucking retarded. was that the first time she texted you or no?

>>35447338
kek what the fuck? same here I use skype don't have a phone.

>>35446798
>>35446782
this

fuck off OP you normie phony

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>I'm going to have to take off on Thursday but he should be good to go back to daycare on Friday so I will only need Thursday off. I know it's bad timing
>Tuesday

I never got these threads. Is it supposed to be the last ROMANTIC text from the opposite sex? Surely you cucks talk to family or coworkers, at least.

[translated]
13-06-2016
>I've never had a conversation this salty, it's not like I'm obligated to come to your birthday

In response to me getting pissed when she cancelled a birthday invitation one day in advance. I sent it a month before, she originally accepted. Haven't bothered with women since, they seem to hate me.

>>35446782
>Ayyy

That was what she sent me. Kek.

>receiving texts

fuck off cucks

>>35446782
"love you."

(t. mom)

>>35447453
she sounds like a bitch anyway. not all women are bitches don't give up.

"Are you okay?"
Sent to me by oneitis yesterday. I haven't responded.
I'm not okay.

>are you almost here?

i was picking up a girl who I play trivia with every week. Outside of her I have no female contact and she's in a long-term relationship with another guy. It's OK, I'm not attracted to her but she's a fantastic person overall

>>35447620
why aren't you ok anon?

>>35447356
we are good friends so no we text a few times a week. But its not the first time she has just said hey and then ignored me when I reply.

>>35446782

Gf texted "good night old man"


I'm 3.5 years older than her

>>35446988

I see you talk to your mom too

>>35447642
I stopped taking my meds and i feel like absolute dogshit.

>>35447646
ah I see. that's odd. next time try adding something of your own after the hey and see if she still ignores you. not that you should have to do that, but I don't know.

>>35447727
whyd you stop? Either way, tell her you feel like shit, why wouldn't you want to talk to your oneitis who is concerned about your well being?

>>35446782
Thanks, see tomorrow

>>35447783
where will she see you at?

>>35446929
I don't believe it.
Why are you here?

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>girl sends me snapchat
>same thing is on her story

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>35446782
>having a text from a female that isn't your mother

Fuck off norman

I like my company. Very laxed

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>>35446782
> 2015
Hmm it's been a while

>>35446782
Never got a text from a girl/woman besides business contact.

>>35447848

>Snap chat

Get the fuck off my board you fucking normie

>will u look at what i posted on ur wall already

>>35447961
what was it that she posted, anon?

>>35447774
>whyd you stop?
They're antidepressants and sleeping pills, they make me function better but i feel numb all the time, like i'm not entirely there. I think i'll start taking them again though if this is the alternative.
>why wouldn't you want to talk to your oneitis
I don't really know. It feels pointless, i know she's not interested in me that way and i also know we're never gonna see or talk to eachother again after a few months because i'm moving out.

>>35447926
what's the story behind the beef?

GUYS LET ME ASK YOU

Do you think these women are embodiment of devil ? I serve Christ and ALL ARE BOUND to this flesh
"Lets go to my place"
No I don't want to sin and touch your nasty vagina cream I know you want me but flesh is duality of this earth
Your soul is trapped within this flesh


You either get it or you continue to jerk off to animus

>>35448021
oh I see. I understand your actions now. moving out from where?

>>35447800
il worko di originallo

>>35447737
yeah I will, but i think she only talks to me when her boyfriend isnt around

>>35447990
Video where 2 fat girls do a blood oath on that Super Deluxe FB page

>>35447941
Seriously, I feel so out of place here.
>snap chat
>smartphones
>having had a text from a girl EVER

"Were here come meet us if you want"

>>35448104
oh I see, makes sense.

>Dude. Not gonna lie to you.... I did acid for my first time.... I was just tripping!!! Don't do drugs

>>35448135
where is here, and did you meet them?

"You were in my dream 2 nights ago"

does she like me? Dreaming about me is a good sign right

>>35448182
Here doesn't really matter. But yeah I met up with her and some of her friends. We just hung out and smoked some weed. It was a good time

...wipe that possible grin off your face..."

>>35448204
what was the context of the dream, do you know?

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It's a funny friendship

"I suppose if I must"

>>35448284
>"""""""""""""robot"""""""""""""
>literally texting with a girl he's fucked in the ass
fuck the fuck off you fucking normie jesus christ

>>35446782
Once a coward always a coward. Goodbye

>>35446798

Third'ed thyme

>Good morning silly!

>>35448330
any context, sounds interesting?

I need to sleep tho, I would have slept on FaceTime with u

>>35446782
>Oh man I would definitely walk outta there alive lol

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I better not get my shit stolen

>>35446782
"No just bored and couldn't sleep"

"hej"

rate pls

I can't, it's far too lewd.

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Trying to make plans for today because we're fucking normie faggots

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we both like frank ocean, so if there's a new release I'll usually send it her way.

>>35449358
>>35448392
Honestly anyone who uses stock texting apps deserves to die

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>>35446782
ive been waiting for her all day oremgano, dont even know if itll be her when she gets back, sucks man

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>Hey, I'm sorry actually I won't be able to meet up with you tomorrow, my boyfriend says it's not okay for me to be hanging out with random guys. I'm sorry.

Her: Answer your damn phone!

She's my sister.

>ok so aaron the lunch shift apparently can't be my official shift so I can't keep it forever. but they said that they will need me till they find people to help out. so for now you can take my Friday dinner shifts and I'll give you a week heads up if I have to go back to dinner shifts because mike said lunch can't be my official

>>35449291

lmao you're in the friend zone you fag

discounting grandmother and aunts,
anon, why do you ignore me?
literally as the op
hi, anon, found some of your mom's music(sheet music), I'll hold on to it for you, aunt

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its exactly what you're thinking

>>35450059

Why do women do this? They love to "imply" things to lead you on.

Don't fall for texts like this

>not counting family
my Moms friend contacted me in November because they were planning a birthday suprise for her
other than that, it's been years

>I just remembered the look on your face when we were in mcdonald's and when I said I was looking into ways to bring my sister here, like you didn't want me to or didn't want me to succeed, and I wanted to tell you.

"The gay seal"

>>35449683
what's wrong with it? it works. I can't root my phone or anything because AT&T.

>>35449839
tell her boyfriend to fuck off if you've known her longer than he has

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>>35450456
tfw I lost my chance to have a gf because her sister moved into town. She was a shy woman and we had been dating for a some time. Then her slut sister moved to town and she took her to nightclubs where she found some chad. So she ditched me for a "real man"

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>yep, received it :)
It's not that deep.

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>Omg that's hilariously adorable
I sent her this picture. She's just a friend.

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It's several messages in a row.
>I love you. And I want to make you happy. It brings me joy to do so.
>I respect you. I don't talk about you in a degrading fashion like [NAME REDACTED] does sometimes about her guys, because you don't deserve it.
>I want you to feel like you can express how you're feeling to me. I don't necessarily want to be the target of it. I'd be more understanding of it if I actually did something.

>>35446782
>I'm going to fuck that double chin

>>35446782
"these boys looking good"
*picture of a tray of pizza rolls in a dishwasher*
It was a group chat.

>>35450946
I would like to see this picture

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>>35446960

iktf

nice text from last night:
"I need 2 squeeze ur tush to maintain my sanity :)"

>>35450720
That sucks man, but in this instance she was referring to bringing her sister into the country.

Her family moved here over a decade ago, but they couldn't bring her sister for various reasons like the fact that she was adopted and other stuff.

Now she wants to bring her here.

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>>35446782
Femanon here

My last messages from a guy (same guy are)
> Growing a womb
> No you can't
> Helloo
> Zzx

They are all from different days, I didn't answer to any of them. He keeps writing.

Another guy:

> Im Ok
> Just one painattack today
> Nope

>>35446782
"Headed into work. Ttyl ily."

was sent about an hour after she sent some stuff asking about the possibility of moving in with me after she graduates high school. I was asleep so I didn't respond :////

>>35446782
Be safe. Good night anon

Stay jelly robots

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The only girl that texts me is my mom tbqh famo

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i think i finally made it

>>35452117
WHAT is why?
don't leave us hanging anon

>the bed was supercomfy to sleep in <3 just have to get a big enough sheet, haha

Even though I had a one night stand last saturday, I haven't texted nor talked (when sober, excluding cashiers) with a girl since january when I helped her get a bed for her apartment (ultimate cuck)

>Hahaha we gotta hang out sometime
Four years ago and never talk to her again

>>35450696
... You don't have to root your phone to use third party apps. What is wrong with you?

>>35446782
"noooo heels can't walk"

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>>35452140
what did she meem by this

>>35446798
fpbp

Op is a normie that should get out

"Nostalgia"referring to the Kids Choice Awards tonight

>>35452361
I hate you.
I hate you so much right now.
It actually hurts me I hate you so much.

>>35451327
Why do you not reply. Fucking roastie

>>35446782
I deleted it because I sperged out then told them I texted the wrong person... It was just my brother but I feel horrible yelling at him, but he is such a liberal. It drives me nuts. He is super smart too, so I don't understand why he would even consider Hilary.

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>"noice"
What did she mean by this?
Is this what normies say after you talk about stuff they don't care about?

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>>35452502
sorry man. i know the feel

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>>35452361
you're probably attractive that you can write that stuff and she loves you.

"your neck too i don't care if people see it tho" Talking about giving me hickeys

>>35446782
>5ish

original

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>>35446782
And that snuffed out any effort that I was going to waste on her

"I'm full and I miss youuUuuUu"

>"Goodbye"
That was over a year ago.

"That's great!"
My mother texted it.

>Damn, it was weird waking up in bed alone
>Not gonna lie... kinda hated it
From GF.

>>35453206
>From GF.
OUT.

>>35446782
"Great, same thing again next week so."

My sister makes the best dinners.

"text me when you're done"

>>35453289
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!! XD XD XD

>"working my ass off, you?"
Most recent ex. Half assedly trying to get back in her pants.

We're now in the Gloria bar

>>35453318
lmao told my gf
"brb gone fapping"
>text me when you're done

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she is gone now

>>35453497
>anime
go fuck yourself

thank you :smile: :birthday_cake: :dancing_girl:

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Beautiful yet a absolute bitch, don't talk to them, don't ever get facebook and don't even try

>>35453543
where do you think you are anon?
fuck this mute shit

>>35452290
why would i have more than 1 messaging app? hell nah.

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>>35453543
Kill yourself
This is an anime website, you parasite

>>35446842
>"sorry mom my phone was on silent I'll turn it on after school love you xoxo"

>okay sweet :) xx

>>35446782
Very funny, anon. Very funny

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>>35448083
what girl told you this?

Short conversation about restaurants in San Diego that isn't really worth posting. I met this girl on a flight home and she seems to like me even though I am an autistic automaton. I'm probably going to fuck this up lads.

>>35446782
Some text received from a qt at work asking me if I could take her shift.

I said no.

>>35446782
from my mother
>I love anon, Ill be back in August, just send me a text if you need anything

all these normies need to gtfo out with their girlfriends and shit

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>I love you :DDDDD
>Good night
>

"Anon, plz close the garage door."
-Mom

>>35446782
>hehe :)

orfuniblux

>>35446782
She was asking how my friday went.

>>35447806
Seriously, if I were fucking my taken older manager you'd think I'd come back here? the fuck?

>No

orfilginla

>>35446782
was my favorite prostitute asking if i was still up

fuck i wish she never went to jail

>watching Coro, ur cuzzie has weed so I'll see you tomorrow

last night, my mum

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"I mean it anon get with your coucilor on Monday and get this taken care of so you can help yourself"

Mummy knows best

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>See you later
It's from my best friend
She will start to study computer science with me next october
After high school we will see each other nearly daily again

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>>35446782
It's my best friend's girlfriend talking about how much she loves him while I'm sitting here with no gf

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>>35446782
>I'm pretty good at giving massages!The parade started at 1:30 and it was so cold that we marched in our bunker gear

I've been on six dates with a cute guy from the local fire department and we're making plans for our next one. I felt/saw his dick for the first time last night and it was better than I expected. Girthy enough to barely fit my hand around it and not too long where it would pound my cervix if we have sex. We made our for 4 hours and I gave him a handjob twice. Cums a lot jfc

>>35446782
>"Sure u can try"

>And you seem wonderful! I really wish this worked out :(

>>35456397
Chug scum

Please dont block me

>>35457092
I don't know what that means.

Update though, my Mum stopped by with weed and some cheese scones she made. Who needs a gf when you got a Mum

Hopefully tomorrow babe

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>>35457068
get the fuck outta here, and be original while doing it.

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She's not bad looking and goes to the gym regularly, but something is off about her.

I'm not sure if it's a red flag or not but she appears a bit needy and insecure. Probably because her ex boyfriend dumped her.

>I'm not her boyfriend and we are not in a relationship.

Not going to try to become attached.

>>35457365

This made me suicidal

>>35446782
>T.Y two for being responsible!!

From my mother

>>35446782
>Jesus Christ these are beautiful
sent her a bunch of medieval memes or whatever they're called

"Don't fucking do this againnnnn"
"Eugh"
"Ffs"

>>35457365
LEAVE THIS BOARD IMMEDIATELY REEEEEEEE

>>35457365
it seems like normies have infiltrated r9k fuck reddit

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>>35447806
Why wouldn't i be here? It's just sex.

>>35457072
Literal whore tbqhwymf

>>35458085
She blew me off btw. Even whores don't want me.

From my boss. I wrote that i was running late for work and to expect me at (estimated time). She replied,

>okay, see you then

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I never know what to do when this kind of situation arises.

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>verpiss dich endlich du kranker psycho, schreib mich noch einmal an und ich ruf die polizei

translation
>fuck off you sick psycho, write me again and i call the police

vid related me, how can someone not love me?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edoEwjQ7tLs

>>35446929
that name is very obviously "al"

"The fact that I'm using a heating pad to warm me because you're not here to cuddle me" after that I stopped talking to her, ldr nonsense, but it was nice while it lasted.

>>35446782
last text was "happy new year ! "

>>35446782
"I fkn luv u"

Um i got good news the suicide shit has stop i havent had thoughts the dreams are gone...well nvm i just wanted to tell u

>k

originalpls

>>35446782
"On my flight to Amsterdam just want to say that I love you"

>>35446782
"He came all over my breasts. Said he didn't cum for 10 days."

>>35458235
>cutting out the context

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"I still think about you desu" - 10/4/2016

"Sorry anon, but I can't go out tomorrow with you, i have a party to go."
>tfw it was the second time i called her to go out with me
>it was in this moment anon knew he was friendzoned

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>>35446782
>"No, sorry."

orbhtjlnrj;vgb hrjslkngvjranal

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>>35446782
"it can be l i t"
planning a hike with a few friends

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>>35459868
iktf. It wasn't my last text, but I tried asking a girl out last year and her cancellation text was written as though she was cancelling a dentist appointment.

"oh good there still lki g my doctor's about whether to do mi e vb or what when who a d where , it's annoying. i think she is talking about her heart rate/ blood pressure.

"Order midnight pizza! That would be the Italian way"

>>35446782
"haha sure thing :)"

>>35456971
Do you have any interest in her, anon?

>>35446782
"generally speaking, yes."

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>>35459793
She likes to make fun of me about sex because I'm a virgin

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>>35446782
"I'm coming to find u"

>>35446782
"Grandma's going to come tomorrow to bring you lasagne around 13. Be awake."

Hey, it's lasagne.
I can't complain.

I'll put it in quotes for you
" "

>>35446782
never text me again

>Be safe Miss <3

She's my Domme, she went to a dungeon while I'm at home sick. She's gonna visit me tomorrow thou and nurse me back to health. Uguu.

>>35446782
i did a rant to oneitis for ignoring me for so much time nowadays.

i asked her for a reason, and if she was dating or interested in someone, so she told me not and posted a pic of her with a female friend.

i asked her to forgive me and sent a ultra beta supply of apologies.

later she sent me this

>please don't get like this
>want to see something?

i hope this ends like a good day, i hope it's a pic of her smiling, i could be happy with that

>Would it be alright if I sent my computer to you on Monday so you can look at it?

t. Nana

>no u

I don't remember the context of the text tho

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>did you hear about unemployment?
It was from my mom.

message me when your outside

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>>35460202
I had a hard crush on her during high school before we get to know each other
Then i heared she has a bf and it nearly breaked my heart
I said fuck it and we became best friends
We have many things in common and our conversations last always very long
I'm glad to see her again

>When you see a beautiful sister you must say mash allah brother and lower your gaze
Fucking muslisms

>>35446782
"one hunnded"
t. cyborg bf

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This before she went to bed

>>35460824
leave normie

you make me angry

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>>35446782
>Thank you so much Anon!!!!!!!!!!!! ily!

I think this girl may have a thing for me, but she's so emotionally fucked up my conscience won't let me make a move.

>>35446782
"Night"
-Nikki
11 days ago
:(

"I'm sooo glad you got a new phone!"
My phone got a virus from looking at porn and I told her I wouldn't be able to text her for awhile. Pretty sure she was being sarcastic tho

>>35459938
well you were hoping to put something in her mouth

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>>35457365
>/r9k/
>gril begging for your dick over text

>>35446782
Its from over 5 years ago if you don't count my sister or mom, so I don't have it.

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>i am /excited\ and also hungry

>>35460274
sounds like your a gay autist and sounds like she feels bad and embarrassed about you being so awkward

>Not coming to class?

I skipped a day because I caught food poisoning. She got worried because I was running late the next class.

>>35446782
>im gonna go to sleep because i woke up at 3.30 am today

>>35460706
prepare for BLACKED

>>35460824
lmao why do you like on an anonymous message board

she wouldnt call you bf

>>35446782
It was from my wife saying she wants a divorce because I don't show her enough love. I don't know if I should be sad, or relieved.

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a girl hasn't texted me in at least 3 years

>>35446782
"ok"
oreganiali

>>35461363
a girl hasn't texted me in my entire life

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>>35446782
>im goiNG 2 SCREAM

really activates your hippocampus...

"ONG cow piss the best" I found a bottle of Calpis at an asian market and showed her a pic. We're good friends
t. literal faggot

>>35461241
I'm definitely an autist, anon.

"I'm On my way to your place. Be there in 15 minutes"

from relativa
>what about uncle cesar?
from non relative
>why the fuck would he eat that ?

"Ok let me know when you're free :)"

I dont think she realised I dumped her

>>35447848
>what is keeping streaks

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>>35446782
"not that I dont trust you, but its not the right time"
just fucking kill me senpai

>>35446782
>I'm hopping lol I'm gonna sleep in and see if it helps

Kek I didn't notice the typo until now

"Goodnight Elli" (nickname)

I cannot wait. We need it babe.

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>"Hey, what's Chad's phone number?"

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>>35446782
"yeah, $150 for an hour, meet me where I told you in 10 minutes"

>>35446798
how the fuck?
jesus christ..

"sure"

and we were doing so well before that too

"no you won't kill yourself"

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Normie fag reporting in

>I'm like a brother to her

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>Lmao, I see
>Thanks!!
oneitis from junior high texted me out of the blue (haven't talked in years), talk for a little while and then doesn't reply.

w-what does it mean senpai :c

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>>35446782
"lol ur wrong"

shut up i know i'm right

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>"Also I never got a cough so yay"

from my gf, last week I made out with her for a while even though I was kinda coming down with something. she said she didn't care so we made out anyway with me taking breaks to cough if i needed to lol. so there she's just saying she never caught my cough which is good. i can't wait to see her again today for more fun

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Anyone else talk about their mental health with certain girls?

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>>35464549
I know people who did this, you look pathetic and they tell basically everyone about it. They do it to feel good about themselves ("I can't be a bad person, I'm helping anon with his problems!") but it's all shallow and everyone else laughs at you alone.

You honestly look pathetic.

>"You know my thoughts"

>>35464652
>they tell basically everyone about it

Yeah well we're both out of college with no mutual friends so it's really a non-issue

>>35446782
im feeling sick right now maybe another time, but happy birthday!
>April 29 2016

>im gonna go fest and sleep ttyl hun

I replied
>Ttyl babe

did I do good /r9k/?

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>>35464873
Whatever justifies your position in your mind

>not that (crying laughing emoji)

for a less vague one

>it is but i'm working on it

ask me if u want context intto my shitty social life desu

>>35446929
Stop it already Roman

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>>35465120
Thanks, (you) t-too

Okay goodnight :) I'm so up so text me if you want to

should i text her?

>>35449763
She is probably getting fucked by some dude and made up an excuse

>>35465372
Don't do it unless you think she's trying to say she wants you to text her by saying this

Like if she's been really responsive and really interested when you text her, then maybe go ahead. But don't force it. Only text her again if you have something good to say.

If she's just saying that to be nice then don't, you may come off as needy

>>35465409
she always responds when i text her, and she always is at least a little interested in what i say.

she might be doing it to be nice though. i should probably just go to sleep.

>>35446782
sister:

"We can't deal with you when you are drunk. Please get help. I Don't like to do this [anon] but don't ever contact me until you have gotten help"

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I don't have any texts on my phone from a female that wasnt family or a coworker

>>35449763
KEK
Originality is a really great thing and we should preserve it

>>35465555

quads :/ not sure if kek wants me to get help or is glad I'm sharing with you guys,

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Just a friend

Roughly translated
>I do not really warm up to things other people hype a lot
Oneitis went to a week long trip to Croatia, decided to pick a country that not everyone has gone to like Italy, Spain or Turkey.
Finally had guts to arrange a meeting in two weeks. We'll see how it goes, I have had enough of this loneliness but as of now, baby steps.

>january 26
>Haha i didnt find it cringy at all

i didnt reply because i hate myself

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women are so confusing

>*yawn* Have a good night. Sweet dreams.

I'm going to have his baby one day.

"Goodnight anon" bad feelsman

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Went through with it.

Okay, how far are you?

>Me too. Byee :D

It was my first ever time texting my oneitis and I fucked it up so badly REEEEEEEEEE

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>Yeah hahaha
Original post version 2017

>>35448021
NOOOOO i was just precribed an ssri and benadril they said it helps...

>>35448021
NOOOOO i was just precribed an ssri and benadril they said it helps....
orirjfsi?

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>>35446782
"love you too good night"

>>35465846
she wants you
how is that confusing?

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So many beautiful women have rejected me.

>>35460274
'go away'
that is a bit rude m8
she didn't seem mean-spirited, but idk

>>35446782
>hey hows it going, i miss you

Didnt respond lol

>>35467458
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew, lad
watch those edges

>may i ask you who u are bc i dont have number saved
sigh

>>35446782
"real emoji hours"

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>>35447111
1-3 word replies aint promising man

>>35448204
yes she likes you do something take a risk ask her out. No girl mentions being in a dream if they dont like you

>>35460274
ask her out coward

>>35467622
its not even edgy lmao, was an asshole thing to text

>>35446782
"im coming!" that sounded pretty good actually

ur peen is v nice ok
how is it gonna fit lol

can we meet tomorrow?:)

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ravioli ravioli this post is originali

> "hey how are you?"

let's see if this originog

>Of course
>come!
t. mommy

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I had to scroll far for this and it's a text from a girl about something school related. Am I the worst case here?

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>>35461859
How does this even happen? What's wrong with you?

>>35446782
Girl from high school with whom i was very good asked me to report her instagram profile, that was my last mesaage from oposite sex .

>>35464261
What went wrong? In an original all way, please tell me

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"Too late now to do much with that."

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>>35447014
>I also miss you. I suffered the throughout the whole day yesterday
I know right

>>35465971
Does he know about this?

You too, whenever you do!

After I said sleep tight.

>>35446782
Can we call you with skype this weekend. You'll be able to wish happy birthday to your dad.
At which hour can we call?

My mom.

>>35446782
"Okay cool! :D :P"

"help i was hoping to fall back asleep this morning but i can't stop thinking about you

i'm in love with you sorry ;_;"

what a nice thing to wake up to, geez.

>k ill text him

t. My sister

>I wasn't that drunk

Yeah rite roastie shit.

>>35447176
Seriously? Fuckin kek

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>>35446782
>Good night, babe
Everyone here deserves a small, awkward girl to have a crush on them

>>35449291
Friendzinga

I have an older mommy girlfriend and let me tell you they are amazing

>>35450946
Post pic would like to see

>9/10 of people on r9k are more normie than me
I haven't texted a girl since middle school

>>35448083
No, my friends are all pure virgin Christian qts

>Happy birthday loser
Im shitting you not. Classmate sent me that

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>"FUCK YOU YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING"
few months ago. no regrets.