>He thinks he'd survive a zombie apocalypse

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fuck you. i know i can.

im a sociopath is who always fucking people over and using people to get what i want. i most likely would survive because it's always been me or them

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>>35447656
but it would be a pitiful, lonely existence if it means anything

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>>35446584
I don't think I'd want to survive a zombie apocalypse. What's the fucking point? I'd probably just blow my brains out.

I don't want to have to earn food or give up my comfy, lazy lifestyle. Maybe if there was a pretty girl who fucked me regularly that I came across before blowing my brains out I'd give it a shot, but other than that, probably just suicide.

ye i definitely wouldn't survive alone.

light house far away from the coast is the best option, unless zombies can operate boats.

and make forays into main every week for supplies.

>>35446584
I'd do pretty well desu.

>decent stock of water, food, medical supplies, and things to purify and obtain food with
>firearms, tools, and other weapons
>live outside a relatively isolated mountain town that could
>my neighborhood could pretty easily block itself off if we cooperated
>I'm /fit/ and have some innawoods experience

>>35447889

i hope u got an underground bunker.

>mainland
>surviving

is there anything more normie than discussing a "zombie apocalypse?" I can't tell you how many asinine, annoying conversations I've overheard about zombie apocalypse survival scenarios. It's fucking silly and a waste of time

>>35447971
>It's fucking silly and a waste of time

just like this board

>>35447971
It's just another dumb 'what if', they're all dumb, but maybe I'm biased because I enjoy zombie movies
What if I had a qt gf
What if I were happy

>>35448149
just like life

I know I would tho

>>35447751
>I don't think I'd want to survive a zombie apocalypse. What's the fucking point? I'd probably just blow my brains out.
This

Honestly when people talk about this shit I never understood why people would even try to survive.

>>35446584
I live on an island in a frozen northern wasteland. Yah, I actually do think I'd survive because the zombies will freeze to death, if they can even swim 50km .

>>35446584
I would! I have a G19 G4 and a sword. I got plenty of canned food and somewhat athletic.

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>she thinks just showing up at the house of "that one guy I know who has a shitload of guns" is going to save her in "the zombie apocalypse"
Holy shit, why are normies so fucking entitled and stupid? No, you can't "come to my place in case of the apocalypse lol!" just because I have more guns than I can use

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>>35446584
>le zombie abocalypse XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
kys

Id probably get fucked since im infantry...
>cannon fodder
>now zombie fodder

>>35447462
>that t-shirt
This is bait right?

>>35447656
You're an out of shape faggot who lives a NEET lifestyle; once microwave dinners become obsolete you're fucked

I'm a loner and know how to use a sword

I think i'll be fine.

>>35447462
Wtf are those boots? They look like ski boots but they're not? If they're rigid like ski boots than they would be terrible

I would, I never go outside

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>he thinks zombies are feasible
>he thinks a real outbreak wouldn't get shitstoped by the military in 5 seconds
A bunch of lumbering retards with rigormortis, they can't even shoot back. Zombie apocalypse would be like a few days at most.

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>Walking Dead
>7 billion people before apocalypse
>After, the population is half a million MAXIMUM

And you think you'd be one of the survivors?

>>35446584
>zombie apocalypse
this is the single worst meme of all time.
i wish people would just stop
this is the most autistic, yet somehow vaguely socially acceptable thing to talk about

>>35451087
>tfw more likely to get attacked by a poo in loo zombie than any other type of zombie

>he thinks there will ever be a zombie apocalypse
Kek

a nuclear apocalypse or society collapsing due to economic reasons is far more likely

>>35449831
>>35447751
Zombies would eventually just rot out/get killed by wild animals so they would hardly be an issue after a year or two. The real issue is the collapse of society

>>35451953
so literally shit throwing zombie? so the regular pajeet.

>>35451042
>A bunch of lumbering retards with rigormortis, they can't even shoot back. Zombie apocalypse would be like a few days at most.
You're actually retarded

>>35451953
>tfw zombies still don't smell as bad as a pooinloo

>live in an apartment complex
>no bottled water
>limited food
>no weapons except for ka bar

Yeah I'd probably be fucked lol

>>35450957
they're dirt bike boots. and they're more flexible then they look

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I have lots of guns and ammo so i bet i could last a week unless some raider slit my throat in my sleep

>>35447932
>implying bunkers are not just honeypots that would get fertilizer bomb blasted open and looted