>you will never have a gf with a dick two times your size

>>35446073
good
pls no mute robo

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>>35446073
i don't get the thing about big dicks. hazel tucker all day.

>tfw no big fat sausage-link meatdick gf

Nobody will ever have a gf with a dick

>>35447786
Wow so John Green finally completed his transition?

>>35448176

rekt, my man

>>35448156
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>>35447786
If they have a small dick you may as well get a woman

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>>35446073
Is that dick photoshopped?

This shit makes me mad. Here's some guy born with a huge dick, and instead of wanting to fuck hot girls he wants to be a fucking girl. It pisses me off when Chad throws away his God-given gifts to be a homo, since homos don't even need to be Chad to get lots of sex.

>>35448754
yeah but what's the purpose of a big dick? i guess i'm just not a homo

>>35449217
Probably, considering this is a professional shoot.
Though his/her personal page states 24cm on a dainty 5'5 frame, so it wouldn't really surprise me if it wasn't touched up all that much.

>>35449663
To suck and get fucked obviously

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>tfw you'll never be dominated by a qt trap
I just want to live in the future..

>>35449940
all traps fucking e-stat their dick size tbhfam
if you watch some of their craigslist or whatever degenerate shit listing each one of them will claim to be 10", not even kidding

>>35450855
>all traps fucking e-stat their dick size tbhfam

This is true, it is an intrinsic part of the shemale fetish. But on such a small frame, it is hard to doubt that a particularly large penis would look massive.

It makes me wonder if pornstars lie about their height more than their penis size.

Also, craigslist is for normies. Of course you will find someone's boss with a completely unremarkable 5" claiming to be 11".

>>35451654
>It makes me wonder if pornstars lie about their height more than their penis size.
They arent hiding their manlet status...

>>35449594
>homos don't even need to be Chad to get lots of sex

wrong