QT Infograph thread
last time i did this too many people added me so no contact info this time
please tell me something about yourself and add your contact info!
Will I ever find a gf fellow robots
Looking for someone who wants to talk all day everyday~
>>35445625
Where in Scotland are you from? I'm from Glasgow and have a bunch of irl's I play HOTS with on the daily, could always use another if you're not shit.
Also, you'd like one of my friends, probably a bit young for you though.
>>35446091
Also I'm boring af.
>>35446484
no contact info?
>>35446769
My Battletag is Melencolia#2419
Others can add me too if you play on EU, the more the merrier.
>>35445625
>tfw pretty decent match but I'm not in the UK
>>35446769
Also I have Telegram, that's @Shirobon, if you want to add me on that.
I kinda enjoy filling out those things
>>35446875
>>35446970
>battletag
>telegram
come on senpai
>>35447012
What more do you want? My bank pin and a picture of my cock?
What what would satisfy you, anon?
>>35447012
Kik: comeonsenpai
There you go. :^)
pls rate
<r
>>35447045
>>35447155
i'm not even a girl, but who the fuck uses battletag or telegram
>>35447528
Nobody, that's kind of the point.
Idc about male or female really, just want people to play with.
>>35447520
why do people keep posting their chart without contact info? why do you waste time?
>>35445625
We would get along really well, what's your skype?
Pls don't be a normie
>>35448505
posting in this thread as a male is already a waste of time
no need to exacerbate the situation by filling in contact info
The biggest problem with these chart threads is that by laying yourself bare this way before you even talk to anyone, you're giving women dozens of reasons to filter you out. The female thought process goes a little like this:
>Okay, so he's a 6'10" lawyer with a heart of gold and a 12" dick. But why is 'resourceful' only light green? Ugh, my pussy is LITERALLY the Sahara.
In the real world, the idea is to hook women in by advertising the few of your traits which are highly compatible with their preferences, while hiding undesirable traits until you've "reeled them in".
>>35445625
>Scottish fembot
tfw i filled this out yesterday and then the thread died
>>35451254
>left libertarian
>picture of Che
r8 my lazy ass
>>35451254
Do you want to be my gf. We can play LoL and talk lewd.
>>35452111
3/10
I have no idea what this is supposed to be or what I'm rating
>>35452111
what is this like most watched youtubers?
>>35452111
>stefan molyneux
good goy
hello p-please respond
>>35454094
also the drugs thing was only once when my brother made pot cookies and didnt tell me so i just thought it was a normal cookie
don't die on me pIs
I wish everyone was bi so we wouldn't have to rely on women to be happy
>>35455480
nigga thats gaysuper gay
vaporwave iscool
>>35455480
oreganoan
>>35445499
These threads are pointless
I even got a response last time but the person never fucking replied or added me
>>35456991
maybe because you're boring as fuck. i wouldn't add you.
>>35456991
added you
orangutan
>>35457141
>you're boring as fuck
that's fine but don't say something like >tfw no bf who lives in "x" #foreveralone
and then refuse to add them or respond
Can someone be my boyfriend, please?
I'm so lonely.
>>35457960
hang you are self
>>35457960
>hair color: other
>conservative views unacceptable
Shame about those cos the rest of it is 10/10
>>35457960
>I'm so lonely.
hey me too[email protected]
>>35457960
most of the people in this thread have already posted contact, so just pick one
it's much easier than forcing people to ask and wait around for your contact just to satisfy your ego
>>35458028
Only the final square was supposed to be red...
>>35458091
I'll email you in a couple minutes.
>>35458109
Good point.
>posting in yet another one of these threads
Mainly for ratings/opinions/possibly friends until it's completely finished. (I keep editing it by bits) Tho who knows maybe I'm gonna get drunk enough to actually contact someone.
>>35455480
>sonic adventure
Fucking love that game
>>35457960
shoot me
[email protected]
I made this a while ago
>>comment was not original
>>35457960
>>Can someone be my boyfriend, please?
>>Activities together:
>I'm not really looking for anything that will go on for a long time.
Do you want a boyfriend for life or not! Play vidya with me!
>>35458775
I just want you to love me.
I don't really play games. Never really interested me much, desu. I've played a few though.
>>35458809
I'll love you if you love me first. It would be boring without having vidya or memes to bond over but I would keep and cuddle you forever if you liked me.
>>35458809
how can you love someone that you know for sure will go away soon?
at least say it right, you want someone to pretend he loves you in the hopes of getting nudes.
>>35458825
You're everything I could ever want!
I just want someone who I can share love, affection, bonding, and cuddles with.
I'm not sure how we could cuddle over memes, but if it makes you happy, I'll find a way!
>>35458865
I could care less about lewd pictures though. I want affection, bonding, and compassion.
>>35458888
it's Iike you didn't even read my post
>>35458868
Where do you live? Probably in the US looking at the time. I'm in West Europe.
I'm also 6'3 so I guess it's already over :\
If you still want to talk my email / skype is[email protected]
hello? is this thing on?
>>35458912
I'll e-mail you.
This is getting a bit overwhelming!
btw, my email comes from "tfwno.gf" so it may get caught in your spam filter.
>>35451254
>left libertarian
>picture of che
what are you? fucking retarded
>>35458912
why would you want to talk to someone that already admitted she will cut you off eventually? holy shit you're desperate.
>>35459014
Nudes ofc. Does any robot have any other desires anyway?
>>35459036
she already said she's not interested
don't feed her attention, she has bad intentions
>>35459014
Why are you being a cunt?
Who said I was going to cut them off? I'd like to stay in contact with them for a long time... It's just, complicated... With differences in location, etc. It's meant to be an online thing, and I'll probably only ever have online things because I simply cannot engage conversation with people IRL.
>>35459036
I'm not giving anyone nudes. It's not about nudes, it's about bonding, affection, and romance.
>>35459073
People who think that aren't true robots anyway, they should be incapable of even wanting a relationship.
>>35459073
>Who said I was going to cut them off?
>''I'm not really looking for anything that will go on for a long time''
hang yourself, attention deprived tripwhore.
>>35459091
I'm glad you can pull up these definitions of what it means to be a "true robot" or a "true roastie" out of your ass.
>>35459073
Hey I've dated a Carol once, you're probably not the same person though. It would be nice to have at least someone to talk to on the internet but it seems I was a few minutes too late
>tfw
>>35459119
>Posting smug anime picture
So where did I hurt your feelies?
>>35459139
I'm still here!
I'll use most contact methods, IRC, XMPP, Discord, E-mail....
Won't use Skype though.
>>35459158
>posting google image search reaction image downloaded from KnowYourMeme's CDN
Wow, you had to Google that image!
Someone must be angry!!
>>35445625
>Must be assertive
FFFFFFFFFUCK YOUUUUUU
>>35459181
>>35459209
how does it feel that everyone in this thread hates you? the only people that are pretending to be nice to you are trying to get nudes out of you. how does it feel that your whole life is lonely, fake, and disgusting?
drop your trip, you have destroyed your reputation already.
>>35457960
Now what's the endgame of this tripfag I wonder. God help the poor robot you choose to destroy.
>>35459181also I just realized Latin is marked as unacceptablegood luck with the other anon though
Been really sick today, constant headache plus nausea + some puke-bits
Maybe someone (YOU) could cure me with your limitless affection. hahahhh
>>35459259
>how does it feel that everyone in this thread hates you? the only people that are pretending to be nice to you are trying to get nudes out of you. how does it feel that your whole life is lonely, fake, and disgusting?
I don't care if they're pretending to be nice to me though. They love me, that's all that matters. At the very least, I have something of worth, which you obviously don't. How does it feel that you're so sad that you have to sit around and belittle me? At the very least I can play my trap card and get some affection, you on the otherhand have nothing.
I would like to have some genuine affection, some genuine love, and some genuine joy with the people that I've met here today. I don't care if they're only after nudes, at the very least, I've given those people something; I've made them happy. You cannot make people happy, you can only be envious of other people.
Let that sit in, you pathetic little child.
>tfw no vaporwave gf to ride around in my MR2 with
>>35459384
lol what the fuck is this?
I haven't read any previous posts you're replying to in this thread but that's some edgy early-20th century-tier angst you're posting. Maybe light a cigarette with your inhospitable pussy and smoke it while you're at it.
>>35459455
Ironic trolling
>>35459384
now how can anyone take you seriously after admitting you want someone to fall in love with you, and then you'll cut them off because you're not interested in something longterm. you have been going all out defensive mode in this thread with your trip on about being a selfish attention whore and you don't even care. it's like you don't even care that everyone can see this. keep destroying your reputation, the whole thread already hates you. whenever people see your trip again they will disregard anything you say.
these never go well
>always the same few people in these threads
what are you guys expecting? even if someone does add you, no one here is mentally stable enough to maintain a healthy relationship here, even if it's just a meme ldr
>>35459494
>h-hehe i know i made a mistake can we please pretend it was ironic now so i get a clean slate? just reset please! i wasn't serious!
nice try loser, drop the trip and hang yourself.
>>35459505
>I care what other people think of my tripcode
>I have standards to live up to on a basket weaving forum
>Implying I haven't sat here watching you get your rump roasted so I can laugh at you IRL
kek. If you don't like my posts, filter me. I try my best not to shitpost, but that's what the trip is for; taking accountability for the times that I shitpost like this.
I'm going to stop shitposting now though, I've derailed the thread enough with my offtopic replies.
>>35459545
I'm never going to stop using this tripcode.
these discussions are early 2000's internet tier. Jesus, grow up
>>35456959
>>35455955
God I fucking wish I was, men are fun to be a around. Women are just untrustworthy and unfunny, very rarely are they anything more than attractive when it comes to positive traits
>>35459384
So what are you? A normie looking to make a Robot happy for a couple of days being a fake gf? Are you really looking for a long term relation? Im confused.
>>35459594
you have the audacity to call it shitposting? you're mentally deranged, you're not shitposting. stop trivializing your mentall illness. everyone hates you. you have aspergers.
>>35459384
so if i tell you i love you will you send me nudes?
>>35459651
I'm far from a normie. I've got several social issues, among other problems in my life. I guess what I'm looking for is an "Internet BF", someone that I can talk to. We'd both love each other. I'll never have an "irl bf", I'm just too far "gone" for that, and I've given up there.
>>35459685
if you tell her you love her, you feed her attention and she likes that, so she will pretend to love you too so you give her more attention. then when she's had enough of you she will drop you and go onto the next one. and she will never ever send you nudes. she has already confirmed this in this thread. don't waste your time, she's broken. sad story.
>>35459715
yes you have social issues, from what you've said in your chart and in the rest of this thread there's a good chance you're an actual sociopath. cut yourself and never ever stop.
>fill about a quarter of it in
>realise I've put my info in "them"
Idiot.
lmao carol actually killed herself
good job boys
>>35459836
I've made similar dumb mistakes. I remember one time I was working in a project on GIMP, did a lot of editing in what was supposed to be another layer, but it had turned out I was working on the main layer of the image.
>>35459892
nobody cares
kys whore
>>35459903
>calling the only woman you could ever have romantic relations with a whore
top kek
>>35459929
>inb4 whiteknight
>>35459929
everyone agrees that you should kill yourself.
>>35459929
She's doing it for attention, anon. I'm not even a bitter robot, but the fact that a woman on here (or anyone for that matter) is tripfagging and saying how lonely they are is nothing but a cry for attention.
She probably wouldn't actually be with anyone from here. Assuming it is even a she.
No contact info because I am not actually looking, just bored
>>35460017
I'm actually talking with some people right now. they're very nice!
>>35459948
>>35459929
Newfaggot
>>35460057
Shut up, Carol
>>35460057
let me guess how your fake conversations are going
>hehe just ignore those guys in the thread! they're so jealous lol! nudes?
>haha yeah i know right. what do you like about me? do you love me yet?
>i love you baby im not like those bullies in the thread im a nice guy. i dont mind it if you cut me off so you can go on with your sociopathic behaviour. nudes?
>>35460057
hang thyself
>>35460110
Actually, the topic of nudes hasen't been brought up at all, neither has sex.
I'm done replying to you now. Unless, you'd like to chat peacefully with me, I'd love to talk with you about your issues, why you feel the way that you do, and I'd love to just generally have a conversation with you. If you ever decide to do that, I'm always open, just shoot me an email.
I'm done with this thread as well. I'm going to go look at some other threads now! bye bye.
>>35460198
hang yourself sociopath
>>35459384
>play my trap card
>trip fagging
>laughingpepe.jpg
Which is anon:
A. A trap
B. A lonely roleplayer
C. A pathetic woman arguing with virgins on an anonymous image board
>>35460198
>we actually bullied the roastie out of the thread
nice one boys
>>35460198
what a faiIure
>>35460000
BTFO by QUADS
how will the whiteknight ever recover
Let's see if i'm in luck
>>35457960
From reading this thread and your infograph you sound twisted. I'm not sure what sort of love you hope to find based on your definition, but I think you should rethink your strategy. It seems like your self esteem is so low that you think some guy jerking off to your nudes is love. Don't fool yourself into thinking that an interaction like that should be considered healthy intimacy. I know you said you have your issues and you're lonely but seeking validation from people who have nothing to offer you and vice versa isn't going to help you. You'll only feel worse. Become proud of yourself, actually like yourself and maybe get some standards. Opening yourself up to more options is more like an open invitation to more hurt. Honestly I hope this was all one big troll but if not I hope you learn from all this. Or just kys idgaf I'm more bored than anything.
>being a robot
>being a normie
>not being cyborg masterrace
hi
originaloasda
>>35460941
Cyborgs are a class of normalfag you dope.
>>35445499
I don't understand the compulsion to make /soc/ threads like this here. If you're looking for hook ups go to /soc/, that's what it's for.
>in b4 pretending there's a distinction between /soc/ posters and /r9k/ contactfags
>>35461275
/soc/ is for camwhores and fags
alright i finally give up posting in these threads. no one is getting replies but the tripfag
>>35461820
yes but so are these thread so what is your point
>>35459073
>can't into irl things
I know that feel and I'm looking exactly what you are looking for. I'm not into vidya either and i can't even voice chat.
I'd like to chat with you, but you already had sooo many requests ;_; and I don't wanna become an orbiter