>tfw no slav gf How do I obtain a slav gf?

>>35444450
they are genetic disasters.

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>>35444503
Said the 5'4" neet living in his mom's basement masturbating to anime in a North Korean distopian sex slaves trading post

>>35444521
wanna say that again? add me on steam and we can chat.

Interesting.. bumpf.

i am male slav and i can tell you, if you see slav woman, tell them "maika te jebem :^)" makes their pussy wet legit

>>35444724
idiot

majku ti jebem, picka jedna

>>35444724
>>35444787

fuck your mother... something
no I won't say that ;_;

Learn to squat.

Only a slav can have slav gf, they all want alphas and slavs are 90% alphas from the first day of their life.

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I WANT A SLAV GF NOW

>>35444450
On VK or actually going to Slavland. Czech Republic is nice, they are more German than Germany with ever be again (with blonde qts, beer and everything).

Slav women are even bigger stacies than Asian women. The culture in most slav countries is still patriarchal and that means the male really has to take the initiative and act like a macho. I doubt most people here are able to do that...

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>>35444450
*teleslavs behind you*

Potato.

>>35445475
Also they expect men to be providers that means buying them expensive jewelry every now and then just to keep them happy.
Most robots couldn't afford.

>>35444450
how do you obtain slav gf?
first prerequisite: be slav

>>35444503
t. inbred viking rape child anglo with crooked teeth

>>35445609
Well I'm ~ 50% dutch, 25% german, 25% russian
do I qualify?

>>35445425
Probobly 5% look like that naturally. She is not a majority.

>>35445649
sorry hans, the closest you'll come is if you transition to female and become the gf of a slavic alpha such as myself

>>35444450

Be a gopnik.

>>35445649
Nope. Better luck next time.

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i deserve a slav gf

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tfw no average czech gf

>>35445882
Why would you want a roastie slut? Because that's average czech gf.

t. czech

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>>35444450
don't be autistic
if you think you have any chance of ever getting a gf you have nothing on this board to do

>>35444450
I am slav and I have no idea.

>>35444503
Why do I have a feeling you're spamming the tfw no black gf threads

>>35444450
Slav women only want slav men. If you are a nigger or shitskin of any sort you can forget a slav qt immediately.
If you are a nord, you are a low test beta bitch, so you can forget a slav qt.
If you are anything besides a slav, you are a turbo manlet, so you can forget a slav qt.
If you are asian, you can forget a slav qt.
Slav pussy is made for slav alpha dick

Odjebite picke i pederi

>>35446176

I'm not low test but certainly not as tough (especially mentally) as slavs ;_;
and I'm from western europe

>>35446176
there are slavic manlets that get gfs though, my countless forefathers are a testament to this fact

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>>35446176
If you are asian, you can forget a slav qt

>>35444450
Just find a girl and enslav her.

>>35446289
There is always going to be a race traitor here and there

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>>35446759
Most slav women want a western boyfriend.

>>35446176
Pa sta ima komso
Gdje mogu naci nasu jednu da ne osjecam tfw no gf vise? Sve bosanke su westernized ovdje

Tfw no malo selo gf

>>35444534
lmao guys be careful with this one

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>>35446176
>Slav pussy is made for slav alpha dick
>slav alpha dick
>slav
>alpha
pick one

I live in a small town in Norway and it is crawling with slavs. They steal, assault, drink, destroy, litter, polute and squat everywhere.

Slavic men are useless subhuman scum, they're the niggers of europe, don't believe the memes.
The slavic women that come here are either obese babushkas or actual good looking slavs, and the good looking ones are married to norwegian men
I'd rather have actual niggers here than more slavs

>>35446289
HOLY SHIT
that dudes fa ce looks photoshoppedrfol

>>35447181
>Norway

scandinavian cucks do not need to apply

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>>35444450
We should ask Stanley

>>35447181
>I'd rather have actual niggers here than more slavs
NORWAY YES!

>>35447974
Please don't do this, you'll summon Vulpes

OP, actual slav here. Don't bother. Slavic women have been poisoned with the same disgusting roastie culture as your women.

>>35445919
nah
t. czech

>>35444450
Stay away from the slavs

>>35447743
>>35448023
You're mistaking norway with swedistan
norway really isn't that bad

>>35448468
Nah, Sweden and Norway must be purged. Denmark is okay and Finland is fine I guess.

>>35448132
This. Stay away from us.

In best case scenario I'll swindle you with a contract, in worst case scenario you'll get a Slav Ikebana - a tastefully arranged assortment of knives in your back.

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>>35448468
>>35448497
Actual norfag living in oslo here

Norway was pretty horrible some years ago but after Breivik and our new change of goverment it's been going uphill really fast.
shitskins are being deported, immigration laws are stricter, right wing parties are rising and military and police are stronger than ever.
I'll think we recovered from the cuckhold even though the MAINSTREAM METEOR still tries to push liberal propoganda

>>35448591
But you are still led by pedophiles who abduct children, so it doesn't change anything.

I'm a Slav girl and I refuse to date Slavs, they are savages. Nords and Anglos actually look and act like men. Most Slavs just don't look hot and have fucked up faces. I'm dating a qt white boy who is much more physically attractive. No regrets.

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>be Scandinavian, 6'4 with Viking-like blond beard
>move to Slav-land
>get GF almost instantly
it worked out quite well for me

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>>35449256
>get GF
what are you even doing here?

GET
OFF
THIS
BOARD

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make me, nerd


oregano

>>35449256
>6'4
is that it? lol im 6'9 and mexican and fucked at least 13 slavs in poland and they crave my bhd.

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>>35449406
it is not nice to pick on us manlets

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>>35444450
You must lift.

>>35446789
totally true. (i'm slav)
you could just fake foreign accent to get laid with russian gril. easy as fuck boi.