Why are INFJ girls such fucking bitches To any INFJ fembots:

infj people don't exist
i want an infj mommy gf tho

>>35443516
I-I'm an infj robot.....

Prolly because social anxiety

Why is OP such a faggot

To OP: go fuck yourself

>>35443516
Well all INFJs are know-it-alls, we just dont say it but we will keep judging other people because we think they are wrong, combine this unbearable trait with female entitlement and you get INFJ females, they can appear nice and sweet when they feel like pretending but if you ever try to become more than friends they will pull you to pieces because of their insecurities and unhappiness with their lives, no matter what they achieve or happens

t. INFJ male

>>35443532
>implying coldhearted INFJs would ever be motherly to anyone

>>35443541
If you're an INFJ male, you're cool with me.
If you're an INFJ girl, go pour acid down your cunt, you cunt.

>>35443543
You an INFJ female?

>>35443554
Interesting...
Original reply

>>35443781
thank for your informative reply

I wasted 3 years trying to fix an infj girl because she werent batshit crazy but holy shit they are unsalvagable

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>>35443805
I apologize for my shameless bump.
Tell me more about what this INFJ girl was like.

>>35443819
very tall, too much test perhaps, may explain why she was so reasonable and levelheaded in comparison to other infj females. Overachiever in school wanting to impress her teachers and this kind of mindset of always being best and better than others was stuck with her, unable to achieve the greatness she would become bitter and hate on anyone who was better than her in anything making her feel insecure

Famous INFJs

>Hitler
>Osama Bin Laden
>Ruhollah Khomeini
>Mohammed Atta (9/11 bomber)


Not too surprising OP

What is the verdict on INFP women?

>>35443516
You sure liked me yesterday when you were eating those cookies I made and drinking my milk. Why the hostility anon?

>>35445478
Too clingy and clueless.

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>>35445497
>female friend made me cookies last semester
>been months since and no cookies

Is this the new MBTi thread

>>35445532
Come give me a hug, I'll make you some cookies. What kind do you like? Do you want some of my milk too?

>>35445553
Is that all it takes? I actually want to try new types of cookies but I never know what to even ask for. I generally stick with oatmeal raisin. Now I want milk but I don't want to leave my room, fuck.

>>35445478
Depends on what kind of a person you are.
They can come off as too clingy, idealistic and dreamy, not everyone's favourite trait. If you're a normie, an INFP gf wouldn't be something for you.
Remember that most INFPs got heartbroken by their first Chad/normie bf who only wanted to fuck while the INFP thought it to be something meaningful.

>>35445553

>do you want some of my milk too

I would like to cuddle with you while sucking on your tit, "femanon".

>>35445578
If you were my friend and asked nicely, I would do it ez. I like baking for people, especially if I get to see them enjoy it. What flavours do you like? Oatmeal raisin is nice and easy to make.

>>35445641
>tfw other anon doesn't want my milk
>tfw you don't want my baked goods
I can't win

>>35445674

I want both your cookies and your titmilk. I want to feel loved by a girl.

>>35445674
Would you teach me too? I've asked a different friend, who agreed, but it hasn't happened yet. I don't know what all I like as I don't eat cookies often. I think I like peanut butter cookies but, while PB is good, its cookie form is boring. I've tried pumpkin and they were okay but nothing special. Chocolate chip is boring but can be good sometimes if the cookie is thick and soft.

I don't know what else I'm missing.

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>tfw no milk and cookies gf

My sister is Infj and she can be really fucking excruciating if she wants to. I have no idea how she'll perform as a wife.

On the other side most infj males are complete bros if you haven't pissed them off in some way. Otherwise they'll just act womanly.

>>35445777
>she'll perform as a wife
>implying that she'll be wife
She'll be Chad fucktoy at best.

>>35445744
Hell yeah, baking with friends is a blast. I wish I still had friends to do it with. PB is pretty boring, it needs more texture to it. Like nuts. You really can put in anything you want into a cookie, but if you need inspiration, those mommy food blogs are good, as long as you don't read their boring rambles about their kids.

If your friend is a bit busy, you could always try baking yourself. As long as you can get the measurements right you'll be good to go!

The myers briggs meme has gone too far

>>35443516
Say it to my face, skinnyboi punk

>>35445968

Get off this board and go blow up a tower, Osama

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>>35443516
>tfw no INTJ gf

life hurts

>>35445909
Nuts are good in cookies too, yeah. A friend of mine's mom makes consistently amazing cookies so I could always get ideas from her too. Learning to bake mite b fun.

>>35445909

Hey you forgot to bring me my tittymilk, whats up with that?

>>35445847
I wish.

None of his boyfriends have been Chads and the only dude that actually looked like she had a future with was dropped like a fly because she was indecisive

INFJ is the ultimate woman type. That's why it's so rare amongst males

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>>35446076

>INFJ is the ultimate woman type

No it isnt, its about equally rare in women as in men

>>35445627
What kind of guy appreciates what an INFP can offer?

>>35446076
there's nothing womanly about infj's they are pretty much the stark opposite of a conformist normie female

I used to get the INFJ result all the time in college, but for the past 2.5 years and even now I only ever get ISFJ. I think it has to do with me moving out and starting my career. Basically getting comfortable with other people and becoming able to assimilate into the normie world. I still have a tendency to judge others silently... especially for degenerate behavior like drugs and promiscuity, but I've become so much less insecure and unhappy. I like that I have changed, even if it's into a normie-tier type.

>>35446381
You can't change your type.
http://mbti-notes.tumblr.com/basics

>>35446381
>still doesn't understand type functions

INTP girls are the literal best, I've never met a girl who's more loving and selfless

enjoy desperately trying to choose between a bunch of unmarriageable normie sluts you fags

>>35445478
theyre really bad. INFPs are really bad

>>35446669

>INTP
>loving and selfless

El oh el. She is probably an INFP.

>>35445478
insecure sluts who will fuck chad at a drop of the hat

>>35446860
i've dated a few INFPs and she definitely isn't

ty for input tho

>>35446026

Kyouko is ENFP though

>>35446669

Yeah, no, I was seeing an INTP girl for a while.
Selfless is the last adjective I would choose to describe her.

>>35446984
wow it's almost like four letters don't exactly define a person haha lmao

I try not to be a bitch, but when I'm feeling irrational and unstable, I let people know ahead of time.

I hope we haven't caused you too many problems.

>>35447015

It's not 4 letters, it's a hierarchy of 8 cognitive functions in complex interrelationships with each other at various stages of development.

>>35447049
then explain to me how an INTP can't be cute and selfless because i definitely have proof that they can :)

>>35447015
>>35446903

Im 100% sure that she isnt INTP. What makes you think she is anyways?

I recommend taking this cognitive functions test
http://keirsey.jung.test.typologycentral.com/
Be warned that you might get unknown results if you press too much different stuff. Think it thought the questions.

>>35447083

Well, I guess they can if their Fe is developed enough, but it's their aspiration function so I would wager it's rare.

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>>35447115
oragamii

>>35447103
see
>>35447124
:^) grandmablox

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>>35443516
Who hurt you anon? I'm an infj grill and I could be really nice to you.

>>35447217

You probably could if you weren't a hamplanet.

>>35447167
You're like INTJ with a little spice of INTP because functions are stacked nicely.

>>35447233
I bet she's tiny, just like me.

INFJ girls don't let themselves get fat, they're too judgmental. Perfectionists.

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>>35447233
Haha don't be silly. I'm 5'3" 120lbs. Is that too much?

>>35447217
>grill

female (male) don't count

>>35447252
Whoa, you also infj? Tell me some more about us, you're 100% right.

>>35443516
INFJs in general are trash

>>35447283
People often view us as arrogant moralfags who try to push our values onto others, even if that's not the case. We're pretty headstrong, but can be quiet and seemingly passive at times. We're not passive people, we feel like there is an innate purpose for our existence, and we go to great lengths to try to understand this. We love people, but we can come off as harsh or critical. It's a strange combination, and it can be confusing to some people.

>>35447392

I'm INFJ too, but I don't understand why it's considered the rarest type when every 2nd person who posts on this website is INFJ.

And then the rest are all INxx of some sort (even though they're also considered rare). Ok, I can understand the INxx because the ESxx and the like are all socialising outside, but why so many INFJs?

>>35447257
I was testing you just in case I start fantasising about an INFJ girl who may or may not be obese.
Your weight is fine.

>>35447252


>INFJ girls don't let themselves get fat

I assumed that it was possible considering INFJs are known to feel the most "disconnected' from their physical bodies.

>>35447555
They really do. It's strange how dissociated we often are, but we're still concerned with how people view us, and we feel the need to make ourselves look decent. Physical health is also very important to us (but we often forget about our mental health). This is why some people see us as crazy, unstable or confusing.

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>>35447555
No she was correct about perfectionism. We must work with the bodies we have in reality even if we dream about being the opposite gender or different species.

>>35447661
>This is why some people see us as crazy, unstable or confusing
INFJ is essentially Pisces archetype.

my gf is intj and keeps guilt tripping me for being sick and joked about hurting herself and saying i did it and called me while drinking alone while i was sick resting saying she was so sad to be alone. its too nuts

>>35447701
i mean infj. oops. she can be really clingy. its a bit much for me since im so independent

>>35447691
I'd say Pisces (our creativity, intuition, and benevolence), Virgo (our perfectionism and our focus on people and humanity in general) and even a little bit of Leo (our stubborn behaviors and our passion and our strong opinions).

INFJ is super personality

>>35447701
Is your infj a normie? Honestly she needs to stop that immature shit. There are way more sophisticated games to play.

doesnt sound like infj is being talked about itt, sounds more like enfp

>>35447720
She could be an INFP instead
infjs are aware of how others feel about them so its a huge no if shes oblivious that you're annoyed with her clingyness

>>35447857
she's really not a normie at all, not a lot of friends or anything. idk. she never dated anyone before. its driving me kind of crazy. i dont live that close either and its tiring for me to drive over., i try to do it when i can
>>35447914
she keeps mentioning things like asking if she is bothering me and stuff and she actually knows and keeps doing it

>>35447826
>Virgo
Perhaps. I'd say that there's instant attraction towards each other because essentially they are opposite signs (Virgo-Pisces, 6th house of earthy work vs 12th house of spirituality and subconsciousness).

>>35447930
INFJs can easily become unstable, unpredictable people. They are very sensitive, and when they aren't in their controlled and altruistic state of mind, they can seem like insane, bewildering cunts.

Happy INFJs are the best INFJs, unhappy ones will test you and poke you and do what she can to get into your head. They are VERY good at mind games, because they understand other people that much.

She might be mentally ill or affected by the alcohol / other drugs she uses. If she keeps isolating herself, she'll forget how special people are and how significant empathy is, in general.

If she is a true INFJ, then I do believe she is aware of how badly she's fucking with your head. And if she is a true INFJ, she feels horrible every single time she does it.

>>35448007
INFJs can be oxymoronic individuals. That's why we manage to overwhelm ourselves and others, there is just too much going on.

>>35447930
if thats the case tell her then

The cold truth is that we are only here to impress people and make them like us by improving our physical appearance and personality lest we kill ourselves

>>35448047

Stop reading me so god damn well I'm come to this board to escape

>>35448094
If you're INFJ, you already fully understand that you can never escape. We're stuck here, so we better make sure we are of some use while we're alive - no matter where we are.

>>35448065
>This archetype urges us to be open to the flow of the creative imagination and the transcendent visionary universe flickering into being every moment. Piscean people are masters of meditation, contemplation, and withdrawing into the inner realms. Planets in this sign will be washed in the sacred waters of spirituality. Sometimes that spiritual path translates to charitable sacrifice. Other times it is expressed through enchanting music and artistic expression. In any case Pisces has dibs on all things illusive and poetic.
I guess because from cognitive functions point, INFJ's have Ti as 3rd functions and can get into Ni-Ti loop when they simply want to remove emotions from them and by this they bring even more harm to themselves.

>>35443805
Your post caught my interested because it's very true and very unfortunate. INFJs can be fucking amazing partners, but since they are so easy to break - the become seemingly insane.

The uneasy truth is INFJs cannot be fixed, they can be guided or helped to some extent, they will sometimes accept assistance. But she cannot be fixed unless she decides it's time to be fixed. It's weird.

I sometimes think we're addicted to tragedy and suffering, and that can be because we feel like we haven't done enough good. Does that make sense?

benys :^)

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>>35445478
Horrible for the INFJs. Just leave em for the INTJs so they can enjoy a relationshio that is comfy af.

>>35446191
unironically another INFP/ENFP

>>35448257

I have seen you post this like 10 times now and im wondering, who is "us"?

>>35448441
It's from an INTJ dating a petite INFP with a nice ass.

>>35448469

Ah so with "us" you mean you and your GF?

Could also be interpreted as "us INTJs when we see an attractive girl"


Also, get the fuck off my board you fucking normalfaggot

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>>35448583
I never said it was me .

What are the key signs in determining if a girl is INFP?

>>35443541
you became Infj because you were bullied for being an annoying Enfj.

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>go to sleep
>my thread has 9 replies
>wake up
>it has 94

I have some catching up to do.

>>35447691
I've also read INFJs be likened to Scorpio Moons.

>>35446026
>INTJ gf

Why though?

>>35450224
INTJs might be stereotyped as autists, but they can turn into really passionate, loyal, obsessive romantic partners when they like someone. The transformation is uncanny.

>>35450217
>Scorpio Moons
That could be possible as Scorpio Moon is closely related with inner passions and emotions.