>you will never be Norwegian

>>35443421
>tfw in my comfy, central oslo apartment RIGHT NOW
can provide pic with timestamp

>>35443470

Pls post a pic of the outside from your window

>>35443421
My bff is Norwegian, he looks like a shitskin.

>yen live in the bux paradise this is northern Europe
>tfw trapped in america forever with the nigger and spics

>>35443421
I'm 23% Norwegian. Eat shit faggot.

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Not yet, still on the wrong side of the border, but I can and I will.

tfw 100% norwegian and forever alone NEET
feels good

>>35444827
tfw live in odense, denmark. its perfect, ice skating when its winther and going for a nice walk down the harbour at summer. Scandinavia is truly great

>tfw svorsk

I love how robotic people are and the beautiful nature here.

>>35443470
>tfw also in my comfy, central oslo apartment RIGHT NOW

But with no friends and stay in my room 23 hours a day :^)

>>35443421
Just immigrate to Norway and demand gibs.

Ethnically Norwegian but I doubt that's enough to move there on

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Being norwegean is great, I love paying 60 dollars for a fucking pizza.

>you will always be American

Suck my red, white and blue dick hoe

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>>35443421
>you will never be swiss

>>35443421
It's cold
Everything is expensive
Alcohol is very expensive
It's definitely not top tier. There are other rich countries better for livng

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>>35447246
feels good man
>pic related

any Swiss bots here?

>>35447369
Don't you guys have a fuckton of language there?
what do you speak, m8

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>>35443421
>you will always be Norwegian

>>35447561
Just four, German, French, Italian and Romansh, the latter being only a tiny minority. In high school, you may choose which one you want to learn as a secondary national language (although, your options depend on the canton).
I speak German natively and additionally French and English, though my French is kinda rusty. I reckon most Swiss people speak three languages (because that's what's taught in school).

>>35448103
What's Switzerland like anon, how achievable is my dream of living there in a comfy secluded house by mountains, goats and nature?

>>35447369
Caesium?

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>you will never be a Norwegian playing for Bournemouth who scores a hattrick after having missed a penalty earlier in the game against West Ham

>>35448407
There's different Aufenthaltsbewilligungen and as a normal foreigner, you'd need to get a job in order to be able to stay here for an extended period of time. Though, you may visit the country for a couple of months before you are required to be employed, so you get plenty of time to find a job.
After some time, you get an elevated level of Aufenthaltsbewilligung (it's C IIRC), which allows you to stay indefinitely and you even get the right to claim welfare / dole.
So all in all, you should bring two things:
- the ability to speak at least one national language
- willingness to find a job and to work
You make 4k CHF a month even in retail so...

>>35448539
huh?

>>35448891
cont'd

However, women here are just as stuck-up as they in every other western country, so don't expect to find love of romance.
t. 20 y/o KHV

>>35448539
>Caesium?

>tfw I know who this is

Holy shit, are there like five people who post regularly on the internet?

>>35443421
varg "23 stabs in self defense" vikerenes says it's shit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4K_XJmnKrg

>>35448952
Buuuuttt I'm foreign with an accent

>>35449489
lmao I didn't know Varg was this touchy. looks like he's about to cry when he mentions "norwegians are registered by numbers" and "lesbian comothers"

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>tfw not living in a Scandinavian country but in the industrial powerhouse of Europe which is also quite nice; and not so cold

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>>35443421
>live in a country with beautiful blonde haired elves
>can't enjoy them because I'm a fucked up transexual-fetishist
oh well at least I won't be fooled by their seducing trickery

>>35447616
bra pepe