>tfw no spider gf to drink tea with

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>>35442937
*ruins your dreams*

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>>35443646
*knocks can out of hand*

"heh pathetic ningen"

I somehow respect spiders more than other creatures lurking in my house. They hunt flies and parasites, and their hunt does not compete with ours. They also keep to themselves in corners or dark places, not even "getting in the way". They are also misunderstood and feared by normalfags. I keep them safe, allow them to hunt in my domain, and they rid my domain of filthy fliers.

Spiders are the ultimate bros to humanity, much like dogs.

>>35442937
i guess you could just go outside, pick yourself a spider, claim she's your gf and drink tea with her, theres always that option

>>35443973
You could also use astral travel to temporarily join the spider consciousness and look for a spider gf there. I knew this buddhist furry guy that did that, except with a wolf.

>spider with tits
>spider with ten legs, actually 12

this is fucking stupid

>>35444176
This is the post that made me hide this thread.

I would legit kill this bitch.

Fine taste my man. Rachnera is best girl.

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>tfw born in a world without cute monstergirls