So these punk fucking kids/teenagers were bullying my mother

>>35442288
Murder them and hide the bodies.

>>35442288
Buy a baseball bat and a helmet

>>35442288
Hit him over the head with a heavy object and claim you feared for your life. It's your crime so you get creative with the details.
PROTIP: You're more likely to get away with it if those punk fucking/teenagers were black/mexican.

>>35442288
What state do you live in OP? You might be able to actually kill one of them out of self defense.

;_;

I think you should just call the police the next time they come. If you bother trying to beat them up, I don't think it'll end in your favor.

>>35442288
boiling water. dont get to close to them

>>35442288
If this actually happened that really pissed me off. Is your mummy okay? Couldn't you just beat their asses barefisted or are they more tough than you?

>>35442288
just go tell the drug dealer on your block or whatever and he'll sort them out

Go to /k/, they should help you make a dragon dildo hand fan weapon.

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>>35442301
>>35442303
>>35442315

Yes these options could work. This isn't a fake story by the way this actually happened. When I saw my mother upset I was legit fumming with rage. These punk normies are going to fucking regret it if they come back. I have nothing to live for anymore, it will be my pleasure to relive my school days of beating the fuck out of punk bullies.

>>35442319

Australia. Literally a small town. All 12-14 yr old punk ass bitches.

>>35442350

I'm probably 2 times their size, their only option would be to outrun me.

>>35442354

Drug dealer is next door, he has alot of people come and go but usually no troubles.

These punk kids I haven't seen around here before.

I am legit fucking PISSED. They ever come back I'll be ready.

>>35442380
Australia, ohhhh. Well rip. Here if someone breaks into your home and hurts themself, they can successfully sue.

>>35442380
Calm. the fuck. down. You think your mom is going to want to see you go to jail. I get the feeling you care about your mother alot. So why the fuck would you be contemplating going to fucking jail over some stupid, dumb ass children.

>>35442380
i would plant drugs on them and call the cops. you know, hide some at their house or some shit and tell the cops they've been dealing.

>>35442380
We as its `criminals have rights aila` they have to attack you and you can only use equal force as its kids it will look bad on you, especially if they are black.

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>>35442423

Because my mother is 63 years old and has arthritis in her feet and back. They fucking pushed my mother and were making fun of her.

As I am saying, if they ever come back here, they will regret it.

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>>35442459
>Because my mother is 63 years old and has arthritis in her feet and back. They fucking pushed my mother and were making fun of her.
now that's just mean

>>35442459
Sure. If they do shit like that and you're around and you want to give them hell, I'm with that. They deserve it. Just don't go looking for trouble. Your mother sounds like she needs you, man.

>>35442459
Were these cunts aboriginals?

>>35442459
Please injure those pieces of shit

>>35442493
Fuck abbos, I'm fine with all races except them

>>35442484

there was 6 of them. One of them pushed and harassed my mother to impress the others.

My mother was just doing gardening / pulling weeds minding her own business.

As I said if I wasn't asleep I would've attacked these fucking dogs.

To the Americans here in Australia the perp essentially has more rights than the victim. Essentially if they are under 18. Equal force they can successfully sue you and so on.

>>35442459
Baseball bat my dude. Nobody needs to die and it gets the point across.

Oh my fucking christ if some shit heads did that to my mom is fucking whoop ass. Or at least try to even if they were bigger than me or whatever. Nobody touches my mommy. Fucking kill them op.

>>35442523
Shit like this makes me glad to live in Somalia the other day a junkie was getting violent with a good neighbour so I just went out and put a bullet in his head no suing bullshit

buy a baseball bat and beat the shit out of them
dont hit their heads too hard or they might die

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>>35442563
>implying Somalians have computers

>>35442563
I with I could do this.
Orig

>>35442288
There's nothing you can or will do, you beta faggot. You were sleeping during the day because you're a shut in. You are afraid of going outside. You are weak willed. You're acting all tough here because you're fantasing about yourself finally manning up for once in your life, and you like chasing that day dream.

You aren't going to do anything. You're a man child who got bullied by those kinds of kids growing up. The only thing that changed is how many years of your life you have wasted inside the safety of your room. You are even weaker now than you were then.

They will bully you and you will take it like a bitch. You will cry as you're embarrased on your own property by teenagers as your neighbors watch and laugh at you. You're a faggot for even thinking you were man enough to do something. You're a nobody.

>>35442587
This computer is from north Africa orginally

>>35442600
here's your (You)
zozozozoareoel

>>35442288
call the police then distract them until officers arrive. Don't ask me how though. Get creative. Don't sperg out and murder them. Normies will actually side with them, especially if there is a Chad involved.

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Use this guy as a reference. Don't forget to fling poo at them too.

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>>35442600
I'm not OP but thanks for ruining my night.

>>35442627
I'm sure the OP can distract them because he pretends to be a girl by wearing girly clothes to satisfy his delusional fantasies. And maybe the teens might rape him and take his anal virginity and he'll start thinking he's finally made it. But in reality he's just a sad faggot in drag.

>>35442459
Is it just me or is it really stupid to see someone talking about hurting people while posting anime pics? Nobody I know who watches anime could even beat up an old lady, let alone teenagers.

>>35442600
God damn that was some ethereal type trolling, fuck. The best shitpost.

>>35442709
Not him but believe it or not Ive actually known some ripped militaryfags that liked anime and even ponyshit that could kick most people's asses.

>>35442725
>telling the truth is shitposting

don't delude yourself

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>>35442600
G-get out you s-stupid NORMIE! You're wrong! Fucking Chadlets will never touch mommy like that again...

>>35442735
Okay. IVBFDKA

>faggot harping on and on about MUH MUM while posting anime pics

TOP KEK FAGGOT

>implying you're going to do anything other than collect some more (You)'s and then jerk off to cartoon porn and fall asleep

You're too much of a moist faggot to actually do anything but it's a nice fantasy you've drummed up here with these posts. Maybe you can find a way to insert it into your next fanfic, you pansy ass faggot.

>>35442288
Threaten to legit kill/shoot them f they step one more foot on your property, if one does, give off a warning shot, you do not mess with a man's mother. Make it absolutly clear that you're an unhinged fuck.

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>>35442709
A lot of people watch anime though OP. My dad's favorite movie is Fist of the North Star and he's a military veteran who still works out in fighting

>>35442380
Fellow Australian here, if you do anything you better enjoy getting fucked up legally lmao.

lol ur mom is a beta

I agree with this guy >>35442600 if you even have a slightest hint of balls you'll just get out and do it, not posting here fantasizing you're some kind of hot shit.

You'll get out there, beat them just enough so they understand you're not to be fucked with, and if they ever have got cocky and tried it again, you'll beat them to death.

Alternatively you could just kill them and display their body in open, but you don't have balls to do it, pussyfaggot.

We have an 86 year old man in the complex I'm in, we've had teenage dipshits break in, spit on him, ask him for money etc. The cops do jack shit.

>australia
>small town

Where at? 2794 here.

>>35443061
What kind of people do this shit? Surely not whites?

>>35442600
Stop being so hard on yourself and get a job, already.

>>35442600
dumb meanposter

>>35443089
There's some real scummy cunts in rural towns. Especially if the town is small and has nothing going for it.

>>35442600
you're not tripfagging so you're also a nobody
take that anon!

Baseball/cricket bat. Buy a couple of cheap, shitty knives. Wear gloves. Beat the living shit out of the kids, plant the knives on them, call the cops. If you feel like taking it the full way you could cut your arm up a bit.

>>35442288
Dig a wide hole and put a tarp over it
if they fall in and hurt them selves say you were fixing the plumbing for the sprinklers and that you put the tarp on to keep dirt from falling in

>>35442600
Imagine having enough autism to actually write something like this

>>35443467
did the meany wall of text hurt you, anon?

what a pathetic creature

>>35442380
Australia? Best bet is to go inside and hide

>>35443089
white Australians are awful 2bh.

Kidnap, them and force them to your basement.

Put the toughest looking ones head in a benchpress and slowly start pulling the grip tighter until he can barely move without injuring himself.

Make sure to let the others watch.

As he groans in pain and horror, remove his shoes and start beating him with a baseball bat. Make sure you smash at least his two little toes and his two thumbs.

After he has totally broken down into a sobbing mess, have the others spit on him. Take a naked picture of them in compromising, sexual poses.

Then you release them 1 by 1 and threathen them with more of the same if you ever see them again. Also tell them, you'll release the pics for everyone to see.

Profit..