So what are your weaknesses Anon?

>>35442020

Dumbest fucking question ever

Seriously why the fuck would you ask this

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>>35442020
Wouldn't you like to know?

Originally

>>35442043
>"Stupid fucking questions, sir/ma'am."
How I wish I could say this...

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>>35442020
That I can't say no.

I don't wanna suck dick, but anytime my boss or anyone really asks me to, my autism kicks in and I comply immediately.

True Story.

>>35442020
Wow well I am really excited to work with you guys you are a really good company and I love everything you do! Haha, yes well some of my weaknesses are I have a wife and 3 kids so things around the house tend to get stressful which might affect me the next day however like I said it was a pleasure haha I love to be here and I love the team that is running things.

>>35442020
drugs booze and rock n roll

>>35442110

I'll say it next time

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If my coat becomes damaged my limiter breaks, I lose control and I begin to rapidly mutate. At that point though I do become very focused and highly motivated. I'm not a big fan of doors either.

>>35442110
I've said: "Coming up with good answers to that question" in an interview before. I didn't get the job, so it probably didn't work.

>>35442256
Ha, I like that one. I can't think of a good one. It's a really stupid question though. What the fuck are they fishing for with a question like that?

>>35442280
They want to see how self-aware you are. If they think you're arrogant or with no capacity for reflection, that could indicate that you'll be obstinate or lack perspective. Really, the specific weakness is less important than you demonstrating self-analysis.

>>35442280
they want to see how you handle being asked a question with no good answers to it. If you divulge your character flaws, it means you're an idiot. if you say you dont have any, you are a narcissistic un-self reflective idiot.

>>35442316
Whatever. It has no bearing on the job so it's none of their business.

>>35442324
>>35442316
So it's one of those "GOTCHA!" questions.

I have been known to fap to anime from time to time.

>>35442020
That I care too much. And the scars remind me that the past is real, I tear my heart open just to feel.

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>>35442347
And what are you trying to do to fix this?

>>35442020
the bosses daughtter

Last time I was interviewed, I told the guy "I have none." He hired me on the spot (not right after that question, tho)

I can't fit in. I'm always that wierd guy who everyone laughs at. Chads didn't bully me when I was in High School because I've always been pretty fit and strong but being a social outcast is truly horrible. The worst part is, Stacey and her friends still laughed at me.

>I work too hard and I care too much about work.

Best answer desu

>>35442332
Not exactly; they're appraising your qualities, not your weaknesses. It is a little bit dishonest though, in that the question you've been asked isn't the one they're looking for an answer to. Though of course, if your answer is too extreme - I'm a lazy fuck up who hates authority for example - best kept under your hat all the same.


>>35442332
You've just demonstrated that you won't be hired because you show contempt for your potential employer and can't follow commands. Come back once you've had an attitude adjustment son.

>>35442373
>And what are you trying to do to fix this?

This does tend to be the follow-up because they also want to see that you can not only identify problems but also have the objectivity to try to fix them. If you can include this answer in response to the first question, so much the better.

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>>35442020
I only answer objective questions.

>>35442020
that im unempIoyed

>>35442415
legit gonna say this next time

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>>35442401
>Serious reply to not serious post
You can always list autism as one of your weaknesses

I'm a perfectionist but i am also retarded and bad at everything

>>35442401
What's the best answer? Because you sound cultured as fuck so enlighten me.

>>35442434
>and how would you solve it
getting this job

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>>35442415
So simple, yet such an original response.

>>35442415
>>35442415
Fucking ace. And it answers the question in a realistic manner, too.

>>35442434
>>35442461
>>35442467
i don't think it would really work though

>>35442441
The answer is subjective. Think of a response that is true and shows some consideration, but also something that you can - and have been - taking steps to remedy. For example, I teach and I have shitty handwriting. I also need to work on my board work. This is a bit of a problem but not much of one since most of it is done with mutlimedia presentation anyway. Likewise I tend to work harder on supporting spergs and those who are falling behind rather than the cream of the crop. This is unusual, and means a greater degree of parity and consistency of results. This would make me a dependable and considerate worker, however it would also suggest that I won't get those highest grades that others teachers may boast. So it's a mixed blessing, and I have an awareness of that.

>>35442479
"Ask a question and you get an answer" is my motto.

>>35442373
REEEEEE DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO NORMIE

*flings poop*

>>35442494
You sound like a female, honestly...

>>35442020
Addicted to vore porn, drawn and live action

>>35442494
i fucking hate teachers how does it make you feel that you are literally a copy pasta in real life you give shit to the students that is regurgitated and ignore the fact school is a place to learn about being social and if you want to learn than you TEACH how to LEARN and not how to fucking fill BULLSHIT on a piece of paper

>>35442515
>Female
>Any level of self-awareness
>>35442554
In that respect your fellow students are the ones who teach you. In your case you learned that you'll always be an unlovable outcast. You learned your lesson well; don't be angry because you don't like the answers.

>>35442020

I take a long time to get comfortable in a new workplace, so people I work with tend to think of me as stand-offish at first. I also show up early to work, my last boss used to yell at me for punching in and working before my shift started.

I also have crippling depression and anxiety and often times can't find the willpower to leave the house for weeks at a time

>>35442574
a student is a ball of emotion you realize how fucking useless your purpose is and the fact you cant teach students how to learn and pretend to know what my role in my life is.

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PAWGs with boyish good looks

>>35442020
My biggest weakness is my inability to answer stock questions in an acceptable and sincere fashion

>>35442164
Same. This actually helped me get up the ladder.
Society likes drones, it's not a bad thing.

Drugs drugs drugs alcohol.
And I'm too fucking empathetic.