pathetic power levels

>>35441585
I don't know how people like you stay alive. Every time I come to this board, I can't believe some of the pathetic posts I read.

>>35441585
say hey thats pretty good out loud in ikea with my mum

>>35441585
Yes i do similar things to this but usually only in my mind during the heat of fapping

Imagination does wonders

>>35441637
SHUT UP SHUT UP THAT'S NOT AUTISTIC! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! STOPE!

>>35441737
someone walked past saying obnoxious so I said they are narcissistic

>>35441699
that it does my man

Holy shit even in your fantasies you can't get the girl, it's all for chad

>be tween
>don't know how to fap
>suggestive anime girls teasing me
>don't understand feels so i start whooping and bellowing like an animal
>siblings hear me and investigate
>they start grunting in response
>i take off my shirt, run up to the tv, and start slapping the ground in front of me to establish territory and lay claim to the perceived anime girl
>they beat their chests and throw pillows at me
>after going through the usual displays of dominance we finally engage in a brief but brutal bout
>after realizing they couldn't win they run, i drop down on all fours and chase them around the room
>commercial comes on, breaking the anime girls spell
>we get up and look around the room slightly confused before going back to doing whatever
>commercial ends
>savagery continues

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>>35441585
>after school library on computer
>alone with me as the only kid there
>start looking up pics that are hot to me
>trying different words for fat fighting game characters since I didn't know the name of my fetish
>finally Google Inflated Mai Shirunai
>tfw discovered the name of my fetish and a new saga of degeneracy at school

>draw an anime girl on notebook paper with normal size tits
>draw bigger tits over the top
>erase the smaller tits
>draw even bigger tits over the top and erase the smaller tits
>repeat until page is full of tits
>turn off light and jerk it
I've been doing this since high school

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>>35441585
>Playing Dishonored
>House of pleasure mission
>Knock out every whore in the brothel and put them in one room
>Make a manual save
>Go back to that save and roleplay fuck the whores while fapping

>>35442726
HAHAHAHA
Holy fuck I miss being an autistic little goober.

>>35441609

Just fuck off then, normie scum

>I haven't masturbated in years because it's boring
>I think NoFap is fucking retarded and is full of gullible idiots

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>>35442340
Sh-shut up SHUT UP NOW

>>35443974
atleast buy real whore.

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>>35444199
Not even real cucks reach a level this low

>>35441609
I come in here to validate myself that even though im a bit of a robot there are always people much much worse in here. Give me hope

>>35441609
It's self-therapy and gives a sense of belonging to people like >>35444235

>>35442769
But did you fap anon were they lewd? And what year was it

>>35441585
put me in the screencap, this shit's gold

>>35444309
Not without an interesting image. You didn't even try

>>35444309
>Let but me in less screencap for leddit
Fuck off Reddit

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>>35442340
C U C K

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