How do I turn my friends gay?

>>35441368
Send them to /r9k/

1 year here and they will be trap loving betas forever.

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>>35441368
>How do I turn my friends gay?
suck their dicks while they are sleeping

>>35441877
>Send them to /r9k/
not gonna lie this worked for me

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>>35441890
>not gonna lie this worked for me

I know, it always works... always.

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>>35441877
don't send them here. i already had my waifu (male) stolen by eggy

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>>35441996
You have to take the risk if you want to turn somone gay.

Its either r9k or anime.
Nothing else turns people so gay, so fast.

If you show them both, there is a too high chance that they become traps though

>>35441368
>How do i kill myself
Here op, fixed it for you

>>35441368
>How do I turn my friends gay?
I want to be your friend

>>35441368
How about you turn yourself over to christ you odious degenerate.

>>35443513
Christ has been dead for a while, I can't really go by his crib my man. I might could get to that shroud thing and roll around in it, but I'd probably still like dicks.

>>35441368
succ his dicc
oregon

>>35443537
>probably still like dicks

That's because your mind is corrupted by demons and you shun Christ, rejecting his love. All faggots do this, they intentionally turn their back on Christ and spread degeneracy and disease.

Repent before it's too late.

>>35441368
Lol

You're not fooling anybody

You're all already gay as shit

It's disgusting

>>35443549
Funny, I don't FEEL full of demons, but how does one honestly tell?
>stop being gay
>and accept his love

>stop turning your back on christ
If jhc wants to bottom, I'm cool with that.

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>>35441877
>Send them to /r9k/
fpbp

>>35443561
Holy shit it's Johnny Neptune (tm). I was hoping you'd show up and regulate. Some of these autists are getting out of control.

>>35443549
Jesus was a complete faggot

After all he wore a skirt to his own Crucifixion

I bet you often masturbate, trying to imagine what jesus' tiny little penis looked like

I've ALWAYS known that Christians are the gayest people of all

>>35441368
Not gonna lie former heterosexual here, but in all seriousness we can't let the gay agenda get the beta codes

>>35443634
LOL(TM)