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>be semi normie and have a decent job
>have to give financial presentation to some higher ups today
>all is going fine till I feel a fart
>figure I can just ease it out, I'm far enough away that the smell should dissipate
>not today
>this fart had a waterfall of liquid shit behind it
>releasing the air was enough to permanently open the damn
>not only was it loud as hell, but there was also a notable amount of poopoo running down my leg
>leave room and clock out
>currently 10 missed calls from boss
I just shouldn't even go back, right? I pretty much destroyed my career at this place, right? I can't even imagine what the boss has been wanting to say for 10 calls now
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Don't do it man, you've got to call back and just bullshit like you were feeling sick but understood the responsibility you had. He'll probably be chill about it. Either that or you could just kys.
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>>35440100
If you're not lying you could have spent 10 mins in the bathroom and cleaned this up and moved on.
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>>35440210
>shit self in front of boss and his bosses
>lel just wipe up and move on
Not how it works, he is done for good.
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