How does it feel knowing you will NEVER do this?

At this point it feels all right desu

>>35438324
>a traveler appears
wouldn't know

I just want to be loved. I don't really care about the sex part.

It sucks but I'm sure one day it will happen for me Lel

>>35438324
>tfw I let my /r9k/ bf cum in me no condor every so often because condoms are terrible and feel terrible
>secretly hope that I'll get pregnant because then he can never leave me
feels good m8

>>35438467
>I'll get pregnant because then he can never leave me
You may want to invest in some belly armor.

>>35438324
>ywn be the girl
>ywn be made to clean up the girl with your tongue

>>35438467
>no condor
Fucking roasties always start claiming "muh feminism!" whenever I bring my big birds into the bedroom

Get aids and die, bitch.

>>35438693
>whenever I bring my big birds into the bedroom
What did he mean by this?

>>35438467
You are a disgusting whore.

>>35438324

haha tiny dick lmao why even bother?

>>35438749
This.
Rejecting women feels horrible. Why cant they leave me and my little penis alone.

Cummed in a girl twice.
Feels good in the moment
Terrifying when the inevitable "I'm late text comes"
She's fat as fuck so I don't want to be linked with her for the rest of my life

>>35438915
give her the ol' kickaroo

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>>35438391
Don't we all man? Don't we all?

>>35438915
give her the old FALCON PUUUUNCH

>>35438693
>gf gets pissy when I bring in anything bigger than my falcon
>Doesn't realize that I have a sidebitch who can handle my albatross.

>>35438693
>Get aids and die, bitch.
>>35438748
>You are a disgusting whore.

Are you mad? You seem mad.

>>35438324
pls post moar creampies like this, amateur stuff is so hot

>>35439726
https://eroshare.com/nzshkeke

I'd make a webm but you really need to watch this one with sound.

>>35438324
What the fuck are those mini flaps above her vagina. Ive been seeing this shit a lot recently

>>35439773
fuck, thanks anon

>>35438324
The idea of a other human being willingly allowing me to stick my penis inside of them has become so alien and unrealistic to me that I'm starting to wonder if nobody actually has sex and it's all a big meme that I'm just not in on.

That's a nice looking butthole

>>35439908
>I'm starting to wonder if nobody actually has sex and it's all a big meme that I'm just not in on.

Holy shit I've been thinking this. I also have been entertaining the idea that this is a simulation and sex doesnt actually exist. It hasn"t been coded in yet.

>>35439948
>>35439908
I thought like this until I finally had sex.
I was in awe with the situation. It was unreal.

Still not convinced I'm not stuck in a coma.

>>35438324
I'm going to do it with Tim Hiedecker's wife. I bet she fucks a lot and drinks a lot of wine. That means she will fuck me because she is young and fucks guys for no reason It will be easy because I have a 7.5 inch dick. I am going to write MDE never dies where her tramp stamp should be and post it online. This is my plan A. Plan B is to become a terrorist.

>>35439948
Nah, I've had sex. It's real, and you're missing out.

>>35439114
do you know what a condor is? he was goofing around, dumbasd

>>35440171
How many times where you fucking vaccinated?

>>35440197
Nice try, memester

Continuing to thrust after you've ejaculated is counter-productive; this mongoloid doesn't deserve to reproduce. His circumcised penis also disqualifies him as a capable parent.

>>35438324
I would do anything for an opportunity to cum inside of a fertile girl's vagina who will carry the pregnancy to birth and raise the child as her own.

>>35438467
What makes you think having a child is going to stop him from leaving?

>>35438324
I don't even think about my virginity anymore. It's a distant memory compared to the struggles you fae when you have a chronic illness.

>>35440278
nice cope my man

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>>35440262
Hell, I'd even sell my soul if I could.

Why won't God give me a gf?

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>>35438324
>committing coitus can't possibly be this gross

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>>35438324

Without going out the door, you can know the whole universe.
Without looking through the window, you can see the ways of heaven.
The farther you go, the less you know.
Thus the sage knows without traveling,
sees without looking,
acts without doing.

>>35440289
It's just laughable what a non-issue virginity is when real problems actually arise. It's literally a made up thing. Virginity won't give you diarrhea.

>>35438324
Do what? Get aids?

>>35438324

It boggles my mind that your pic related is what we all live for. We have engineers and scientists creating and discovering amazing things, but at the end of the day, all that really matters is how often your dick slides in a flesh hole.

It's disgusting.

>tfw no fertile semen to enter my fertile pussy
I can pretend my pussy juice is semen at least...

>>35440594
>>tfw no fertile semen to enter my fertile pussy
Location?

>>35440566
This. Frankly, I don't really put much of an emphasize on getting sex. It'd be great if it happened, but I'd much rather have real, consummate love.

>>35440594
let me breed your cunt

Bro, pills ???

My ex had an IUD but I was way too freaked about about the .1% chance of knocking her up to cum inside of her.