As a mildly autistic virgin is there any hope for me?

>>35437847

You are probs ugly m8, If you cant get laid in the age of sexually liberated women its time to lie down and rot.

Live happily on tardybucks mate.
She'll be right, hey.

>>35437848

I'm not ugly, but I am very anti-social

A few people have said I look like a young Mads Mikkelsen.

Anybody can get laid as long as their standards are low enough.

>moisturize your face after you shower

that's it

go get laid bud

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>>35437847
Same here bro. People tell me I'm beautiful, but I'm too autistic to get laid.

It's hard out there for autistics like you and me. When ever I get down I think of all the great autistic people who ended up getting laid and becoming successful

>pic related

>>35437853
Who taught you this? It took me 20 years of dry skin to learn this, no one told me beforehand the importance of moisturizer. Acne ruined my childhood and then I learned how to do this and my life changed.

>>35437850

I used to hiss at girls and do the autismo naruto run in highschool yet I still received a fair few love notes and phone numbers.

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I can relate.

>>35437847
of course, anon. just give it time.

>>35437856

I'm diagnosed with asperger and never did any whacky stuff, I'm very much the brooding silent type. One person told me once that I had serial killer vibes.

>>35437857
That man is my hero. The original /pol/ack

>>35437847
Na senpai

If you're not 8/10 or above there's no hope. Autism is like kryptonite to women. Unless you're fucking stunningly handsome, it's going to be a deal breaker. You can ugly and still get laid if you're good at manipulating women. People with autism spectrum disorders can't process social cues fast enough to play the game. You're literally trying to run a marathon with one leg.

>>35437847
I'm married, two kids, beautiful wife. Autistic as hell. I have a great job, there is most likely hope friend.

>>35437847
As a non-autistic normal guy virgin, no

Is it time for weaponized autism?

A cute girl flirted with me once, but all I could do was groan.