>tfw pee sitting down even in public bathrooms a-am i weird

Why would you not take advantage of your dick?

>>35435702
because it's comfier sitting down
and people can hear me if i do it standing up

>>35435776
if you say so anon
I for one like to make as much splashing noise as I can, especially when there's females in the restroom (my uni has gender neutral restrooms)

>>35435609
At least you're not shitting in the urinal..

>>35435609
You're just takin a whiz, people should mind their own biz.

>>35435609
yep and youre even weirder for using this fucking retarded anime pic you jackass

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>>35436122
i'm sorry...
is this apu better
look he's got a christmas hat on isn't that cute

>>35435609
are you a girl anon?
or a faggot

>>35435609
I don't know if my asshole is retarded, or I'm retarded and I never properly learned to bathroom, but if I sit down and take a shit - I HAVE to piss. I'm pissing and I have no choice in the matter.

but then it feels like I'm not done pissing at try as I might I can't get the last bit of piss out and then I'm urgently squirting out tiny drops of piss into the toilet every 6 minutes for the next half hour.

>>35436099
shut the fuck up tim

>>35436186
i'm a boy but i like girls
i know i'm kinda faggy

>>35436208
i do those same things anon! i've never seen anyone else with those problems
i've found that drinking water helps with the second thing
i like to call it constipeetion

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>>35436186
can't you be both?

i have a urinal a peace of plastic i pee into then empty it. i'm a cripple so i carry it around.

I used to pee setting down because my aim was terrible. It's not 100%, but now I can pee most of it inside the toilet.

Am i the only one who always pees sitting down because I dont want to cause splashback or have a few stray drops fly everywhere?

>even in public bathroom
Sick. I only sit at home because it's comfier.

>>35436609
This. Sitting on a public toilet only means your day has gone wrong.

>>35436099
of course a faggot will defend another faggot

>>35435609
I pee sitting down because I need a bathroom stall protecting me from other people to even open my bladder

If I try to use a urinal I have to do it when nobody else is in the bathroom at all, and even then my bladder takes like 20 seconds to wake up, and if I hear even a creak outside indicating someone might enter soon it closes up instantly and I can't squeeze a drop