Post your woulds and rathers, and respond to others in good detail.
Would you rather stick a wasp up your nose, or take a bath in Bill's shower?
Would you rather fuck a goat and take the secret to your grave... or not fuck a goat but everyone you know thinks that you did.
>>35433368
take a bath in bills shower because he probably never uses it and ill be able to breath
>>35433989
fuck a goat cuz feels good senpai
>>35433989
If its a virgin under 16 im currently in a stable marriage with, sure
I'd fuck the goat
>>35433989
Fuck a goat, the terribleness of the situation is better than everyone thinking you fuck goats.
>>35433989
The latter, I'm not a mudslime.
If you had a 20 year contract, would you rather make $10k/year and be doing a job you love or make $100k/year and be doing a job you hate?
>>35433368
Bill's shower
>>35433989
Fuck the goat
>>35434345
10k
Would you rather
>wank with marmite
or
>wank with peanut butter
>>35434478
Peanut butter would be like sticky sandpaper and marmite would just be sticky, so marmite.
Would you rather
>Taste your fathers spunk
>Taste your mothers grool