You will never be forcibly impregnated.

Boys can't get pregnant fag

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>you will never be kidnapped and become a breeding machine

>>35431505
I have tried to impregnate every girl I've ever been with
pretty sure it worked on the first one but she got an abortion after we split

>>35431545
Exactly. It's physically impossible.

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You will never be bred like a bitch in heat.

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>tfw not a girl and cannot fall in love and make babies

>tfw no sex while pregnant either

it's almost mating season, who wants to reproduce with me?

>>35431580
Dakimakuras can't get pregnant, anon.

>>35431678
Technically speaking, it's always mating season for humans
I do desu

>>35431688
>implying you can't impregnate 2D

Yes you can. The child will just be 2D as well.

>>35431726
impregnating in ~7 days

>>35432215
didnt mean to reply dfesu

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>>35431505
>be male
>get fucked so hard in my boywomb that I get pregnant

my boyfriend and I are now the proud parents of a beautiful baby boy