these guy's slap your ass.

Remind them that they believe in something with historical and cultural evidence that disproves it.

Why haven't you converted to Mormonism yet
>Friendly people
>Nation wide support group
>You get a qt virgin wife

>>35430403
I'm too much of a degenerate

>americans are so retarded they consider some degenerate cult a real religion

>>35430355
Oh sorry eh? But I don't want to convert my ancestors.

>>35430464
Lets remember that Jesus was a traveling Jew who got kicked out of everywhere he went.

>>35430495
>hell
Gosh brother, I understand your upset, but that doesn't mean you can take it out on God, praise be him!

Wink at them and ask if I can get a peak at their magic undies

>>35430403
this, i'm a mormon, can comfirm girls are qt. even here in mexico

>>35430663
Can confirm, Mormon girls on fleek, but you have to go thru a lot of bs to get one

>>35430700
But once you get married to one you're stuck with her for all eternity so choose wisely. Pretty sweet they're very loyal

>>35430355
moan and ask for more slappin ;3