>outta my way virgin what do?

Don't bomb me bros

Sure thing haha [try to get to the right to let the main alpha through and then move back to the left to let tattoo guy and the rest pass]

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>>35429913
>what do?
get out of the way

Crouch into a fetal position and let them step over me

Present my ass and hope they're not small-dicked pseudo-Chads

>>35429913

Guys like that are actually quite weak, and typically have little experience with fighting.

>>35429913

>which one of you is the straight one?

>>35429913
why does the one on the left have a chicken?

>>35429913
Drop to my knees and suck chad off

>>35429913
>y-yes sir please m-may i take your shirt, m-master?

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Use my 10 years of Olympic wrestling experience to throw them around a bit.

I trained myself to become an unstoppable shoulder bumping god in the rough hallways of a crowded inner city high school.

People part before me like the red sea before moses, fearful of the PAIN TRAIN which leaves nothing but a trail of shattered collarbones in its wake.

Most likely a small group of mere Chads would be literally floored by the force of my powerful shoulder bumps.

>>35429913
sterilize chad with my powerful nut kicks

>>35429913
>"Excuse us dude"
>move out of their way

>>35429913
My bad dude
>proceeds to move to the same place as alpha
>Look at one another in an awkward manner as we try to move out of one another's way
>I see the discomfort in his face
>I now know that when he sleeps a paunchy asian man had made him uncomfortable during a good day for him.
I win muscle man.

>>35430091
>>Practiced wrestling moves in room
>>Did it for ten years watching youtube
>>Tries to take down Chad
>>Trips over white dirty shoes and shits himself

i'm not a virgin, so i dont move. lead guy bumps into me and hits the ground, because he falsely assumed i was going to move. with a look of confusion and outrage, he gets up and he and his friends begin to chase me. i out run them and mock them for losing their gains to cardio. they go home and make a thread on /fit/ about losing their gains to cardio chasing an asshole. i go home and fap to /tg/

I'd walk / weave through them, not beta enough to stop and move to the side.

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>>35429913
>tfw I am unironically in as good of shape as the center-front chad in OP pic

Holy shit my ego is floating away like a kid's lost balloon

make me manlet
*dab*

>>35430254
>>35430254
>>Thinks he can run
>>Loses breath after ten steps
>>Gets his ass beat and shits himself
>>b-but... im n-not a v-virgin guys!

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>>35429913
Tip fedora then say wut m8 then they will be intimidate by my alpha stare

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>>35429913
>Pfft, and how are you gonna stop me?

"fuck off chad"

And then I proceed to hit that yeet

>>35430346
but i used to run track

>>35430122
"oh god, its that smelly guy who likes to rub on people. fuck, make room."

>>35429913
I concealed-carry. Try me.

>what do
Wonder why they're walking around shirtless in Finland in March.

>>35430410
Better watch what you say faggot I'll shoulder bump you straight in the jaw and knock your ass out I've done it before don't think I won't.

You don't need fists when you've got shoulders like mine.

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>>35429913
>tfw too intelligent to waste my time to notice filthy humans.

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GWARGHHAARGHHHH MWUUUUHHHHHHHHHRGHH

i'd tell bateman his beard is cope and he'd be a 6/10 without the beard and his squinting in every pocture

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>>35429913
*teleports behind them*
psssh nothing personnel

>>35429913
Walk around me, dumbass

>>35430475
the fat smelly guy is going to rub his putrid acne riddled, yet cushy shoulder on me! please halp!"

>>35430553
nigga u tap dance with those?

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Teach these vagabonds a lesson in civility

>>35430091
>he thinks it's a good idea to go to the ground when Chad had strength in numbers.

You have a fetish for asskickings?

>>35430122
If this is true you're just a faggot

>>35429913
Life is so fucking unfair.
I will order pizza now because it will no matter. I won't ever look like this.

>>35429913
Nice diaper pants faggot!

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>>35430442
Then they rush you with knives because you can't draw your gun fast enough hehe xd

>>35430305
The leftmost is in a better shape anyway, in addition to better insertion genes.

>>35429913
Let them all gangbang me except the tattoo guy and let them fix it

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>>35429913
Stand in way because I'm no virgin anymore

>>35429913

HAHAHA! Look at the size of the nipples on the leftmost Chad! HAHAHAHA!!

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>>35429913
I'll fight all of them.

>>35429913
The guy in the middle has the shittiest chest genetics i've ever seen in my life