Wageslave

>>35429731
not a wage slave the insensitive for me would be regular money coming in although I've always looked for jobs that require as little or no interaction with other people they far and few between currently a neet on disability

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>>35429731
This question intrigues me a lot.

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Anime figures desu

It's nice to buy 2 or 3 figures a month

Money and when I was a NEET I was more depressed.

>>35429731
I'm not. I want to be, but working terrifies me.

>>35429806
You mean incentive.

Forced to, mom would kick me out of the house if I was NEET. Though after working I feel like I should just become homeless anyways

>tfw your home life is so shitty that you prefer being a wageslave at your retail job

Whenever I'm not at work, I wish I was at work. I can't stand the constant mental abuse at home.

What are the best robot jobs?

It's seems like all minimum wage jobs involve talking to people. I can't talk to people.

>>35430808
A work from home job, good luck finding one though. I've been searching for like a year now.

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>>35429731
I'm actually left with less spending money ever since I became a wagie.

>>35430831
Doesn't that mean it effectively doesn't exist?

I need something that isn't impossible to find, anon.

>>35429731
I'm not charismatic enough to enjoy life being poor as fuck with my 100% average looks.

>>35430808
Security Guard
>you basicly barely have to do anything
>hours of time to shitpost on /r9k/
>could work nights when you've got the world to yourself
>very little human contact required
>might even get an excuse to kill (accidentally in self-defence ofcourse hihi) a normie one day
Maximum robot-tier job.

>>35430808
driving a truck doesn't requires you to talk a lot

>>35430808
>>35430831
Teach your self front-end development. So learn HTML+CSS and basic JavaScript. Bam, shitty under payed remote developer jobs galore. It ain't to bad. You still will make more than minimum wage.

>>35430883
>average looks
>complaining
Fuck off

>>35430908
how long does it take to learn such things and how to start

>>35430903
>not shit posting via CB

to lazy/stupid too finish college
sick of being broke
but then my mom kicked me out so I'm still broke anyway

>>35430923
>Being so genetically fucked up that you envy a 5/10 person

I bet you are one of those dumb asses who think 5/10 isn't average.

>>35430930
i dont get it, whats cb?

>>35430903
Driving a truck requires me to know how to drive.

>>35430902
Good answer, and this is probably want I'm going to do in the future, but in my state you need to be licensed and shit to be a security guard for a security firm. It costs like $100. $100 that I don't have.

>>35430908
I've tried this, and it's a good answer for people who can learn programming, but none of it makes any sense to me.

Thanks for the suggestions though, guys.

>>35430927
Depends on how lazy you are. If you devote 8-10 hours a day and work on as many projects as possible as little as a month. 6 months to a year is an average timeline though assuming you already have a job.

>>35430961
5/10 is 100% average And a lot of us would kill for it

>>35429731
what do you mean "convinced"? I would neet all my life if I could because being a neet is a fucking privilege but at some points money runs out and you either get a job or you're fucked. It's that simple.

I wish i was born in some scandi country where you can make a living off a welfare

>>35430568
You, uh, you got more of those?

>>35430964
Radio band communication. Used by 99% truckers to banter and discuss where to find lot lizards (truck stop hoes).

>>35430568
>>35431011
Show us your collection!!

>>35430980
alright but do I start if I have nearly 0 experience?

I wanted to die so thought I might as well give it a chance.

>>35430980
Sounds like a lot of work desu, can't I just Google everything they want me to do? If I work from home they won't know I'm researching everything.

>>35431037
Follow https://www.freecodecamp.com to get your feet wet. seriously anyone should be able to.
When you get bored of that read everything at http://learn.shayhowe.com.

And finally https://github.com/getify/You-Dont-Know-JS for javascript.

>>35431093
Are you a filthy pajeet who can live off of less than $1 an hour anon? If so sure go to upwork.com and proceed to make $5000 websites while being payed $5.

>>35430784
this, i like being out of the house.

my first retail job i liked it, then it became shit when people i kind of knew started showing up, asking like this is where your life, how is being with mom and dad.

Making money on the stock market and meeting cute girls in retail
>I'm just here for the benefits

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I am only working for about a year to save 20k

then i am going to travel the world for 1 year, after the 20k runs out, an hero.

Because I was sick of living through anime/video games

>>35429731
I wanted to drive, as being dependent on my Dad for transport to and from places was unbearable.

I also wanted to be able to buy things that I liked and not have to save up Welfare pennies.

It's not worth it. Stay NEET. I have become a shell of a man

>>35429731
Not yet, but soon I'm going to need a job or I'll get kicked out. If I ended up on the street I would be very close to suicide hell is in the way. So in the sense of self preservation it literally is slavery.

>>35430831
>>35430808
You could try turking on amazon but I've heard it can take a long time to get commissions that are worth anything

>>35429731
The fact that I was neet for 6 months and wanted to kill myself. The first month was great and I did all the shit I wanted to do, then I signed up for bennies and had no money to spend on the things I enjoyed unless I wanted to burn through my savings, and my free time became absolutely worthless because it was the only kind of time I had and nothing productive to do in it.

I hate wageslaving, but being neet was far, far worse by a mile.

>>35430902
Can confirm, this is my job and I basically get paid to give up my time for four days while I shitpost and watch netflix.