ITT ways to spot a virgin >he seeds his torrents

>he doesn't use a private tracker for music
>he relies on MEGA links from blogsites and message board archives

>he doesn't have a premium uploaded account

>plays fallout 4

>he doesn't have a good enough paying job to be able to afford anime, music, TV shows, movies, and videogames

>he's hard during the movie
>blushes a lot
>eager and excited

>tfw I've been with 4 girls and yet everything in this thread is true of me

Am I an outlier or is /r9k/ just out of touch?

>>35428534
>is r9k out of touch
Yes, Anon. Yes, it is.

On a side note,
>he doesn't use SoulSeek for his music

>>35428335
>he downloads music instead of streaming it
>he downloads movies and TV shows instead of streaming them
>he downloads porn instead of having sex

>>35428306

>he's on 4chan on the weekend evenings

>>35428705
pffft what kind of loser would do that

>>35428705
>>35428513
>>35428425
>>35428373
>>35428335
>>35428306

man I was sure this is samefag until I saw the poster count.
You guys can't even greentext.

>>35428730
>claims to be better at greentexting
>doesn't show it

>>35428730
>when he gets offended because he's seeding all of his BLACKED torrents right now