Stupid questions thread.

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>>35428150
For suicide via inert gas asphyxiation, could someone just get a tank or two of nitrogen, sit in a small walk-in closet, and tape all the airflow / cracks shut, and die without looking like an idiot with a bag on their head directly breathing it in? If so, how much nitrogen do you think one would need, and how long would one expect it to take?

>>35428278

Why do you care about how you look when you're dead? Death is never dignified.

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>>35428830
It's more dignified to look like you're sleeping casually than having a bag tied around your head. Besides, wouldn't one want the last thing they ever do to be done as well as possible?

>>35428893

It doesn't matter, you'll be dead.

Does the nose hair have a smell ?

>>35429082

If it does, only someone else would be able to smell it because of olfactory fatigue.

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How do you bring up the idea of anal with your girlfriend?

>>35429109
I thought that yet, who would be okay to smell someone else nose hair ?

>>35429160
Step 1: get off my board
Step 2: play with her butt when you're making out in bed and talk about how much you love her ass. She'll get the message.

>>35428150
Are you afraid of blood?

>>35428150
Left fb today. Cant be bothered with people and I'm 30 in a few days and dont want to have to deal with half-hearted good wishes. My oneitis might be annoyed though.

How do I stop being jealous of other lovers or possibly even the creator of my waifu?

>>35429232
Even if others love her, your love and connection is unique and nothing will change that.

>>35429213
no


what places could be worth backpacking in?

>>35429282
Appalachian trail maybe?

>>35429363
something not US?

I liked a girl in school.
I loved her. I would do literally anything if she asked.
I thought about her all day, couldn't get her out of my head.

Here's the fucked up part. I didn't know her at all. She was from another class, a year older than me. I just saw her during recess every day, didn't even know her name. Because of that, I could imagine she was the most perfect, the most loving, wonderful girl.

I was recently diagnosed with psychosis. Was this an early sign? Actually, I don't know why I ask at all. It obviously was.

>>35429428
Even if it wasn't, that's a retarded way to view things
If you started talking to her you'd quickly realize she's not the person you thought she was, that she's not perfect etc

>>35429566

Obviously. But I couldn't talk to her because no common friends and me being on /r9k/ you know that I'm socially retarded.

I loved her madly, just by appearance.
I would cut off my arm for her.
The feelings faded completely over the years, thankfully.

Without thinking I searched for her on normiebook recently, she doesn't have an account, couldn't even find a picture of her. Thank fuck for that, now that I think about it. It would just bring pain.