Sigh!

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>be me, 38, virgin
>have been randomly hanging out with her for some 15 fuckin' years
>never kissed her
>only once hugged her because "mourning alibi"
>never had the slightest hint about sex
>fast forward to March 10, 2016 - one year ago, her birthday
>eventually had dinner with her, my very first time alone with a woman
>she tells me about This Dude on Facebook she's gonna date
>painfulsmileandjoke.mp3
>few days later she tells me she's dating This Dude
>and she stops hanging around with me
>he's just the usual Pump'n'Dump, dumps her in two months
>and she soon starts dating That Dude
>I still pretend I'm happy with it, I don't want to lose her
>and she even told me about That Fucking Dude Fucking Her
>depression kicks in harder and harder
>fast forward to today, March 10, 2017
>she phones me asking for a dinner
>told her That Dude would not be happy about it
>she giggles and replies That Dude needs a lesson
>mybrokenheart.jpg
>told her I'm quite busy these days but will give her a call in a few days

Then I jumped in my bed, submerged myself into sheets, cried for hours and eventually realized she's one of those witches who just play with men.

>but you can't forget a fifteen fuckin' years oneitis in a day.