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Childhood jokes 2017-03-10 05:30:20 Post No. 35426436
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Childhood jokes Anonymous 2017-03-10 05:30:20 Post No. 35426436 [Report]

Got any jokes you used to tell friends as a kid? Mine was:
>what's the similarity between a blonde and a frying pan?
>???
>they both get the wiener going!

Anonymous 2017-03-10 05:50:59 Post No.35426808
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Anonymous 2017-03-10 05:50:59 Post No.35426808 [Report]

there once was a genie
with a ten foot weenie
and he showed it to the lady next door

she thought it was a snake
and she whacked it with a rake
and the genie wasn't happy anymore

Anonymous 2017-03-10 05:54:54 Post No.35426883
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Anonymous 2017-03-10 05:54:54 Post No.35426883 [Report]

BUCKET

HAHAHA

BUCKET!!!!

Anonymous 2017-03-10 05:56:49 Post No.35426920
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Anonymous 2017-03-10 05:56:49 Post No.35426920 [Report]

>>35426808
Lol'd
N1 m8

Anonymous 2017-03-10 06:10:56 Post No.35427170
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Anonymous 2017-03-10 06:10:56 Post No.35427170 [Report]

>>35426808
Our version was
She thought it was a snake so she hit it with a rake now its only 5foot4

Anonymous 2017-03-10 06:25:41 Post No.35427418
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Anonymous 2017-03-10 06:25:41 Post No.35427418 [Report]

>>35427170
i actually remembered the second verse as

"she cut it in two and she put it in to bake, and the genie wasn't happy anymore
and it was only 2 foot 4
and the genie wasn't happy anymore"

but that didn't rhyme

Anonymous 2017-03-10 07:27:33 Post No.35428603
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Anonymous 2017-03-10 07:27:33 Post No.35428603 [Report]

>>35426436
Me Chinese, me play joke.
Me go peepee in your Coke.

this was not original

Childhood jokes

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