How fucked are you after your parents die, fellow NEETs?

A bunch fucked.
I'll be right on the street. I feel prepared for it mentally, but even if I can handle the emotional aspects of it I don't think I'll actually be able to be alive for very long.

Pretty fucked although I would inherit enough assets to survive for a few years or so.

I'm independent of them, so I'd be ok.

>>35425707
My great uncle is in an hospital since his his parents did. He get in in 1977 and my dad had'nt see him in 20 years.

>>35425707
I'll have a house or a decent amount of money left to me, so I'll be ok.

fine if my rap career takes off. if not? guess i'll move to a major rap city and keep trying

i was homeless when i turned 18 and mommy threw me out on the streets in a city where i knew literally no one because we had just moved there

i'll be fine

>>35427264
>fine if my rap career takes off
Let's hear some.

>>35427264
What's it like being homeless?

>>35427281
https://soundcloud.com/lonelyoni

>>35427295
it sucks but it's better than having your mother constantly whinge at you about not having a job, what a failure you are, how your stepdad is ready to throw you out and she wont try to stop him etc

i dont recommend homeless shelters ever. they treat you like a prisoner. i spent a few nights in one and slept on a plastic cot, and next to me slept a morbidly obese, old, snoring homeless man. you're not allowed to leave once you're in past a certain time, you're stuck there until morning. i even had to sign a contract and shit. not a pleasant experience. i didnt go back, i took my chances on a bench in a nice park with canadian geese and a harbor full of boats.

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>>35427371
ROLEX ON MY WRIST GOT ME FEELING LIKE GOKU

ROLEX ON MY WRIST BABY LETS SEE WHAT THAT THROAT DO

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>>35427420
fuck yeah man. glad you like it

>>35427264
>>35427371
I have no idea how you someone even gets a rap career. Do you just do shows and hope someone notices you?

Not fucked. I will have to become a landlord though.

>>35425707
Not fucked at all.
They have tremendous life insurance.

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>>35427487
i plan on doing music videos for every one of my songs, and then paying money to have my shit promoted by established but lesser known artists. you need to be active on social media too i've noticed. you just have to project a kind of star image i think. fake it til you make it

i'm currently writing to this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7d-3K1KggM

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>tfw wagecucks will always win in the end, no exceptions

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>>35427526
All I can imagine while listening to your music is a fat guy sitting in his computer chair saying "rolex on my wrist" over and over again

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>>35427593
hmm

originale

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>>35425707
Why would that matter, I thought all NEETs were super rich?

What about those novels and symphonies you've written, or all those mathematic formulas and scientific research you devote all your time to? Maybe that time you use to cook gourmet meals with the freshest ingredients could land you a job as a sous chef?

Even if you don't have a lot of money, you could just sell one of your vacation homes or sports cars, right? There's no way that all those threads were just a ton of bullshit and you actually spend all day sleeping, peeing in soda bottles, fapping to hentai, eating junk food all the time and binge-watching Moe anime! That would make you a liar!

Because if you were, I'd have to tell you to start looking for a job.

TICK TOCK TICK TOCK!!! Get moving so you can work for a living and help the rest of us get Mr. Shekelstein that second yacht!

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>>35427559
NO, I RENOUNCE THIS REALITY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>35425707
This NEET will die before his parents or soon after at the very least.

>>35425707
If one died at a time fucked. If both, peace on earth for 30 days.

>>35425707
I will probably freeze to death in the street.