i feel like only normies sit on a toilet
do robots squat?!
>>35425038
Girls peeing is my fetish please post the webm of this.
>>35425080
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJXWa7Annak
>>35425038
>toilet breaks one day
>porcelain is sharp as fuck
>take deep cuts as sliding down
>extreme bleeding
>shit, piss and blood everywhere
>dial 911
>"I NEED HELP, I SLID DOWN THE TOILET, I'M BLEEDING AND MY SHIT AND PISS ENTERED MY BLOODSTREAM"
>die
>newspaper headline: Man dies while shitting
not worth it tbhfam
I'm too fat, if I squatted the toilet bowl would break and I would get hurt or even die because porcelain can even cut bone sometimes.
>>35425234
maybe you are fat because you dont squat all of it out
>>35425320
>says that real robots squat on the toilet
>proceeds to show only picyures of roasties squatting while calling out robots